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A young Afghan woman was stoned to death after being accused of adultery, officials said Tuesday, a medieval punishment apparently recorded in a video that harks back to the dark days of Taliban rule. The 30-second clip run in Afghan media shows a woman in a hole in the ground as turbaned men…
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The image of an 8-year-old boy, who died of cancer in May, is edited into his mom and step-dad's family wedding picture.
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More than 10,000 crocodiles are starving to death on a farm in Honduras after the wealthy family owning them had their assets frozen because of US accusations they laundered money for drug traffickers. AFP journalists visiting the 30-hectare (70-acre) property called Cocodrilos Continental, in San…
Paul Armand Rater, 53, was booked into the Fourth Avenue Jail in downtown Phoenix on suspicion of two counts of felony child abuse and one count of felony child endangerment stemming from incident on Sunday night. "She was given the gun and told to shoot any bad guys," Maricopa County Sheriff Joe…
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Lyle Denniston, the National Constitution Center’s constitutional literacy adviser, looks at a new Supreme Court case that addresses a big question: Can Congress pass a law that bypasses Article III lawsuit requirements?
Miami (AFP) - Mary Helen Abbott, 77, paints her lips bright pink, still smokes the occasional cigarette, keeps up on all the gossip at the retirement home and wears a short skirt to fitness class.
SIOUX CITY, Iowa (AP) — Mike Hammond, who co-founded computer maker Gateway in an Iowa farmhouse in 1985 and helped turn it into an American success story by shipping PCs straight to customers in boxes with a spotted-cow design, has died at age 53.
LOS ANGELES (AP) — A former Los Angeles County sheriff's deputy was sentenced to eight years in federal prison Monday for overseeing the backroom beating of a jail visitor who fellow guards testified was handcuffed on the ground and covered in blood.
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The son of a missing Connecticut couple shot to death his parents because they were going to cut him out of their will, authorities said.
US archaeologists in Greece have uncovered the skeleton of an ancient warrior that has lain undisturbed for more than 3,500 years along with a huge hoard of treasure, the Greek culture ministry announced Monday. The treasure is "the most important to have been discovered in 65 years" in continental…
A Halloween party on Saturday in the 700 block of N. Clear Creek Drive, resulted in 11 arrests and the deployment of rescue assets from three police agencies and the Friendswood Volunteer Fire Department.
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The African nation's tough security methods could be a model for the region, and that has critics worried.
By David Adams MIAMI (Reuters) - A large ship found in deep water off the Bahamas is the lost freighter El Faro that sank with 33 crew members in a hurricane last month, U.S. authorities said on Monday. It was found in the vicinity of El Faro's last known location off Crooked Island in the…
It's not the apocalypse raining down on us. What you're seeing is a particularly active year for the Taurid meteor shower.
WELLINGTON, New Zealand (AP) — Tiger Woods' former caddie Steve Williams has described his anger and frustration at being "hung out to dry" by Woods' management when the golfer's infidelities were revealed in 2009, and says he was sometimes treated as a "slave" on the course.
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MOUNT OLIVER, Pa. (AP) — An 11-year-old boy was gunned down and his 16-year-old brother was critically wounded when someone knocked on the door of their western Pennsylvania home and began shooting when it was answered, authorities said Monday.
WASHINGTON (AP) — The White House on Monday accused new House Speaker Paul Ryan of "pandering to the extreme right wing" of his party on immigration.
Paw Eh, 31, allegedly filled a spoon with ant poison and water and then forced her four-year-old son to ingest it.