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This edition was generated on Sat May 31 08:45:01 EDT 2008

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General News Update

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-General News:

Democratic panel considers delegate plans
AP - 19 minutes ago

WASHINGTON - The fate of nearly 2.3 million Democratic presidential primary votes belongs to 30 party activists.

  • Boston Celtics forward Paul Pierce (34) hugs coach Doc Rivers after the Celtics defeated the Detroit Pistons 89-81 to win the NBA basketball Eastern Conference finals in Auburn Hills, Mich., Friday, May 30, 2008. (AP Photo/Paul Sancya)
    Pierce, Celtics beat Pistons to reach NBA finals AP - 2 hours, 33 minutes ago

    AUBURN HILLS, Mich. - The Boston Celtics got past an old nemesis to set up an NBA finals matchup with another rival — the Los Angeles Lakers.

  • The space shuttle Discovery sits on the pad as the sun sets at Kennedy Space Center in Cape Canaveral, Fla. on Friday, May 30, 2008. Discovery and a crew of seven astronauts are scheduled to lift off Saturday afternoon on a 13-day mission to the International Space Station. (AP Photo/Lynne Sladky)
    NASA begins fueling shuttle Discovery for launch AP - 31 minutes ago

    CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. - NASA began fueling space shuttle Discovery on Saturday for a late afternoon launch to the international space station.

  • Sameer Mishra, from West Lafayette, Ind., reacts to spelling his word to win the 2008 Scripps National Spelling Bee on Friday, May 30, 2008, in Washington. The 13-year-old boy from West Lafayette, Ind., aced 'guerdon' to win the 81st edition of the bee, held in the nation's capital. Sameer will receive $35,000 in cash plus more than $5,000 in other prizes. (AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)
    Indiana boy spells 'guerdon' to win national bee AP - 2 hours, 35 minutes ago

    WASHINGTON - After watching his sister try three times to win the Scripps Nationals Spelling Bee, Sameer Mishra put himself on a mission. "I told my mom I was going to do the bee," Sameer said. "And if I was going to do it, I was going to win it one day. And I guess it happened."

  • Dr. Oliver Sacks is seen in this 2003 file photo as he arrives to the 3rd Annual Music Has Power Awards held at Lincoln Center, in New York. Noted neurologist Oliver Sacks has found common ground with the pastor of Harlem's Abyssinian Baptist Church: Both men believe in the healing power of music. Sacks, the best-selling author of 'Awakenings' and 'The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat,' will share the church stage Saturday May 31, 2008 with the famed gospel choir as part of the inaugural World Science Festival, a five-day celebration of science taking place in New York this week. (AP Photo/Jennifer Graylock, FILE)
    Neurologist, choir explore music's healing power AP - Sat May 31, 5:20 AM ET

    NEW YORK - Noted neurologist Oliver Sacks has found common ground with the pastor of Harlem's Abyssinian Baptist Church: Both men believe in the healing power of music.

  • Actor Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller arrive at the 59th Primetime Emmy Awards Sunday, Sept. 16, 2007, at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles. Charlie Sheen tied the knot with fiancée Brooke Mueller Friday night May 30, 2008, said publicist Stan Rosenfield, who declined to give more details.  (AP Photo/Kevork Djansezian)
    No. 3 for 'Two and a Half Men' star Charlie Sheen AP - 2 hours, 32 minutes ago

    LOS ANGELES - The star of "Two and a Half Men" has moved on to marriage No. 3.

  • Democratic presidential candidate and Senator Barack Obama shakes hands with a student after speaking at a town hall meeting at the Mapleton Expeditionary School of the Arts in Thornton, Colorado May 28, 2008. (Rick Wilking/Reuters)
    Democrats try to settle Florida, Michigan dispute Reuters - Sat May 31, 1:14 AM ET

    WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The Democratic Party will search for a compromise over disputed convention delegates from Florida and Michigan on Saturday in what could be Hillary Clinton's last chance to gain ground on presidential rival Barack Obama.

  • Ruth, 34, a member of the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, covers her face as she tells reporters about being separated from her four children outside of the YFZ Ranch in Eldorado, Texas April 24, 2008. (Jessica Rinaldi/Reuters)
    Deal on reuniting polygamist families delayed Reuters - Fri May 30, 11:26 PM ET

    SAN ANTONIO (Reuters) - A deal to return home more than 400 children taken from a polygamist ranch in Texas was delayed on Friday after a judge refused to approve the tentative agreement, saying all parties had not agreed to terms of the pact.

  • Relief workers try to remove bleaching powder and disinfectant while clouds of chlorine gas billow in a chemical reaction near a refugee camp in earthquake-hit Leigu Town of Beichuan County, Sichuan province May 29, 2008. (Stringer/Reuters)
    China evacuates 197,000 as quake rivers swell Reuters - Sat May 31, 4:47 AM ET

    YOUXIAN, China (Reuters) - China has evacuated over 197,000 people from an area that risks flooding by landslide- blocked rivers near the epicenter of this month's earthquake in Sichuan province, Xinhua news agency said on Saturday.

  • People displaced by Cyclone Nargis line up by their tents for United Nations Secretary General Ban Ki-Moon at a refugee camp in Kyondah village, Myanmar May 22, 2008. (Stan Honda/Pool/Reuters)
    Myanmar warned over forcing cyclone survivors home Reuters - 1 hour, 40 minutes ago

    * Rights groups urge Myanmar to stop evictions

  • Damage is seen at the site of a crane collapse in New York May 30, 2008. (Chip East/Reuters)
    Crane collapses in New York City, two dead Reuters - Fri May 30, 3:08 PM ET

    NEW YORK (Reuters) - A large crane collapsed in New York City on Friday, killing two people and damaging an apartment building on Manhattan's Upper East Side -- a day after city officials investigated the crane's operations.

  • Iranian government spokesman Gholamhossein Elham hosts his weekly news conference in Tehran November 13, 2007. (Morteza Nikoubazl/Reuters)
    Iran says its right to enrichment is non-negotiable Reuters - 2 hours, 20 minutes ago

    TEHRAN (Reuters) - Iran will not give up its right to enrich uranium, a senior Iranian official said on Saturday, days before major powers submit an upgraded package of incentives to try to coax Tehran into halting the work.

  • In this file picture, a North Korean soldier looks south through a pair of binoculars as U.S. Secretary of Commerce Carlos Gutierrez visits the truce village of Panmunjom, in the demilitarised zone separating the two Koreas, about 55 km (34 miles) north of Seoul, May 16, 2008. North Korea fired three short-range missiles off its west coast on Friday, the South's Yonhap news agency said on Saturday, citing government officials. (Jo Yong-Hak/Reuters)
    North Korea fired short-range missiles off coast: report Reuters - Sat May 31, 12:54 AM ET

    SEOUL (Reuters) - North Korea fired three short-range missiles off its west coast on Friday, the South's Yonhap news agency cited government officials as saying, on a day Pyongyang's media also launched a tirade of abuse at President Lee Myung-bak.

  • A U.S. soldier from Bravo Battery, 1-76 Field Artillery Battalion, looks through a pair of binoculars on the roof of a building at a fish hatchery in Hilla, about 100 km (60 miles) south of Baghdad, May 26, 2008. Democrat Barack Obama squabbled with Republican John McCain on Friday over the number of U.S. troops in Iraq in the latest disagreement between the two likely presidential nominees over the unpopular war. (Erik de Castro/Reuters)
    Obama, McCain bicker over troop levels in Iraq Reuters - Fri May 30, 9:43 PM ET

    GREAT FALLS, Montana (Reuters) - Democrat Barack Obama squabbled with Republican John McCain on Friday over the number of U.S. troops in Iraq in the latest disagreement between the two likely presidential nominees over the unpopular war.

  • A map locating a naturally formed lake at Tangjiashan in Sichuan. China is making final preparations to drain a dangerous "quake lake" in an audacious attempt to avert a disaster that could flood the homes of over a million people.(AFP/Graphic)
    Over a million wait as China prepares to drain 'quake lake' AFP - 17 minutes ago

    MIANYANG, China (AFP) - China on Sunday made final preparations to drain a dangerous "quake lake" in an audacious attempt to avert a disaster that could flood the homes of over a million people.

  • A resident tries to catch fish in a pond in Twantay on the outskirts of Yangon on May 29. Myanmar's ruling junta has lashed out at foreign aid donors, saying cyclone victims did not need supplies of "chocolate bars" and could instead survive by eating frogs and fish.(AFP/Khin Maung Win)
    Myanmar junta under new pressure over cyclone victims AFP - Sat May 31, 4:01 AM ET

    YANGON (AFP) - Myanmar's junta Saturday came under renewed international pressure from rights groups and the US defence chief who said its slow response to the cyclone disaster had cost "tens of thousands of lives."

  • Democratic presidential hopeful, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., speaks at a campaign rally in San Juan, Puerto Rico Friday, May 30, 2008. (AP Photo/Elise Amendola)
    'Last stand' for Clinton at Democratic meeting AFP - Sat May 31, 4:22 AM ET

    WASHINGTON, (AFP) - Hillary Clinton Saturday makes a last stand in her ebbing White House bid, as the Democratic Party tries to defuse a unity-sapping row over voided primary votes in Michigan and Florida.

  • Doctors review the scans of a patient being treated at the Kimmel Comprehensive Cancer Center at Johns Hopkins in Baltimore, Maryland. Scientists have said that consistent reductions in US federal budget allocations for cancer research that have been implemented since 2003 threaten to undermine recent gains in the fight against the disease.(AFP/Getty Images/File/Win Mcnamee)
    US cancer researchers attack federal budget cuts AFP - 1 hour, 47 minutes ago

    CHICAGO (AFP) - Consistent reductions in US federal budget allocations for cancer research that have been implemented since 2003 threaten to undermine recent gains in the fight against the disease, scientists said.

  • Scott Higginbotham, STS-124 payload manager, addresses the media during the Space Shuttle Discovery L-1 countdown status briefing at Kennedy Space Center in Cape Canaveral, Florida. All systems were go early Saturday ahead of a launch of the US space shuttle Discovery that will carry the main unit of Japan's ambitious Kibo science lab to the International Space Station(AFP/Getty Images/Matt Stroshane)
    Discovery set to freight Japanese science lab to ISS AFP - Sat May 31, 4:15 AM ET

    CAPE CANAVERAL, Florida (AFP) - All systems were go early Saturday ahead of a launch of the US space shuttle Discovery that will carry the main unit of Japan's ambitious Kibo science lab to the International Space Station.

  • Men work on a Deutsche Telekom logo at the company's headquarters in Bonn, western Germany, May 29. Germany's national phone company Deutsche Telekom spied on its staff for years to see who had unauthorised contacts with journalists, a former security chief at the company said.(AFP/DDP/File/Henning Kaiser)
    Deutsche Telekom spying went on 'for years' AFP - 43 minutes ago

    BERLIN (AFP) - Germany's national phone company Deutsche Telekom spied on its staff for years to see who had unauthorised contacts with journalists, a former security chief at the company said Saturday.

  • Traders work the floor of the New York Stock Exchange. Wall Street opens the month of June with guarded optimism, as hopes mount that the worst of the economic storm is over and that the peak has passed for surging crude oil prices(AFP/Getty Images/File/Michael Nagle)
    Wall St nerves steady as hopes rise for oil decline AFP - Sat May 31, 4:12 AM ET

    NEW YORK (AFP) - Wall Street opens the month of June with guarded optimism, as hopes mount that the worst of the economic storm is over and that the peak has passed for surging crude oil prices.

Most Popular Top Stories

  • Women lawyers less likely to make partner: study Reuters - Fri May 30, 11:05 AM ET

    NEW YORK (Reuters Life!) - Women lawyers might have more opportunities to get into a law firm but they remain less likely to be promoted to partner, according to a U.S. study.

  • Pope Benedict XVI looks on as he leads his weekly general audience in Saint Peter's square at the Vatican, May 28, 2008. (Dario Pignatelli/Reuters)
    Vatican says will excommunicate women priests Reuters - Thu May 29, 3:16 PM ET

    VATICAN CITY (Reuters) - The Vatican issued its most explicit decree so far against the ordination of women priests on Thursday, punishing them and the bishops who try to ordain them with automatic excommunication.

  • An office is seen in a file photo. (Catherine Benson/Reuters)
    Office betting pools can be bad for your health: study Reuters - Fri May 30, 11:02 AM ET

    NEW YORK (Reuters Life!) - Office pools betting on who will win "American Idol" or the NCAA basketball tournament can be bad for your health and happiness, according to a new study.

  • Members of an unknown Amazon Basin tribe and their dwellings are seen during a flight over the Brazilian state of Acre along the border with Peru in this May, 2008 photo distributed by FUNAI, the government agency for the protection of indigenous peoples. Survival International estimates that there are over 100 uncontacted tribes worldwide, and says that uncontacted tribes in the region are under increasing threat from illegal logging over the border in Peru. (Funai-Frente de Proteção Etno-Ambiental Envira/Handout/Reuters)
    Amazon tribe sighting raises contact dilemma Reuters - Fri May 30, 1:47 PM ET

    RIO DE JANEIRO (Reuters) - Dramatic photographs of previously unfound Amazon Indians have highlighted the precariousness of the few remaining "lost" tribes and the dangers they face from contact with outsiders.

  • Shoppers at a Costco Warehouse in Arlington, Virginia, May 29, 2008. (Molly Riley/Reuters)
    Food prices to rise 9 percent a year: analyst Reuters - Thu May 29, 9:02 PM ET

    WASHINGTON (Reuters) - U.S. food prices will rise a stiff 9 percent a year through 2012, the largest increase since 1979 and the result of record-high crop prices, the head of an economic consulting company said on Thursday.

Sports News

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-Sports:

Pierce, Celtics beat Pistons to reach NBA finals

AP - 2 hours, 33 minutes ago

AUBURN HILLS, Mich. - The Boston Celtics got past an old nemesis to set up an NBA finals matchup with another rival — the Los Angeles Lakers.

Business News

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-Business:

Russell index revamp could lead to hectic trading

AP - Sat May 31, 1:06 AM ET

NEW YORK - "The whole month of June is kind of a magic month." Citi Investment Research equity strategist Lori Calvasina wasn't referring to weddings, graduations or wildflowers blooming. She was talking about the stock trading that will take place in the next few weeks in anticipation of the annual reconstitution of Russell Investment's indexes.

Miscellaneous Daily Stuff

Lateshow Top Ten List

Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - May 31, 2008
The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children.
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King Edward VIII (1894 - 1972)
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
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Nikita Khrushchev (1894 - 1971)
Take everything you like seriously, except yourselves.
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Rudyard Kipling (1865 - 1936)
What is youth except a man or a woman before it is ready or fit to be seen?
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Evelyn Waugh (1903 - 1966)

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