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This edition was generated on Fri May 30 08:45:02 EDT 2008

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Sports News Update
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General News Update

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-General News:

China warns evacuation possible with flood threat
AP - 1 hour, 32 minutes ago

CHENGDU, China - More than 1 million people may have to evacuate dozens of villages in a Sichuan province valley if an earthquake-spawned lake threatens to burst and flood the region, an emergency official warned Friday.

  • Job seekers wait on line and fill out job applications while attending the Monster.com and National Career Fairs  job fair in New York, Wednesday May 28 , 2008. The Labor Department on Thursday said new applications filed for unemployment insurance rose by 4,000 to 372,000 last week. The increase left claims slightly higher than the 370,000 level that economists were expecting.  (AP Photo/Bebeto Matthews)
    Incomes and spending both slow in April AP - 2 minutes ago

    WASHINGTON - Consumer spending barely budged in April and growth in personal income slowed sharply, even though the government started sending out billions of dollars in economic stimulus payments.

  • Condoleezza Rice meets rock band Kiss AP - 33 minutes ago

    STOCKHOLM, Sweden - The Kiss Army fan club has an enthusiastic new recruit: Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice. In a departure from her normally staid diplomatic duties, Rice met the legendary glam rock quartet when they happened to share a hotel in the Swedish capital. Rice was in Stockholm on Thursday for an international conference on Iraq. Kiss had a sold-out gig to play on Friday.

  • In this May 14, 1972 file photo Harvey Korman is shown with his Emmy award for outstanding achievement by a performer in a music or variety show in Los Angeles. Korman, the tall, versatile comedian who won four Emmys for his outrageously funny contributions to 'The Carol Burnett Show' and played a conniving politician to hilarious effect in 'Blazing Saddles,' died Thursday, May 29, 2008. He was 81. (AP Photo/file)
    Comic powerhouse Harvey Korman dies at 81 AP - 2 hours, 2 minutes ago

    LOS ANGELES - Harvey Korman, the tall, versatile comedian who won four Emmys for his outrageously funny contributions to "The Carol Burnett Show" and played a conniving politician to hilarious effect in "Blazing Saddles," died Thursday. He was 81.

  • Japan woman caught living in closet AP - 1 hour, 39 minutes ago

    TOKYO - A homeless woman who sneaked into a man's house and lived undetected in his closet for a year was arrested in Japan after he became suspicious when food mysteriously began disappearing.

  • Slovenia's Katarina Srebotnik holds her hand to her chest after defeating United States player Serena Williams during their third round match at the French Open tennis tournament in Paris on Friday May 30, 2008. (AP Photo/David Vincent)
    Serena Williams upset by Srebotnik at French Open AP - 50 minutes ago

    PARIS - For Serena Williams, missed chances came in a flurry Friday at the French Open.

  • Democratic presidential candidate and Senator Barack Obama (D-IL) shakes hands with a student after speaking at a town hall meeting at the Mapleton Expeditionary School of the Arts in Thornton, Colorado May 28, 2008. (Rick Wilking/Reuters)
    End of Democratic White House race could be near Reuters - 37 minutes ago

    WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The end is near. Probably.

  • An United Airlines Boeing 747-400 takes off from Frankfurt airport, March 14, 2007. (Kai Pfaffenbach/Reuters)
    United-US Airways merger talks suspended: source Reuters - 47 minutes ago

    NEW YORK (Reuters) - United Airlines and US Airways have suspended merger talks due to concerns about labor opposition and integration costs, while United draws closer to an alliance with Continental Airlines, a source close to the talks said late on Thursday.

  • Crane collapses in New York City: fire dept Reuters - 9 minutes ago

    NEW YORK (Reuters) - A large crane has collapsed on Manhattan's upper east side, the New York City Fire Department said on Friday.

  • Israel's Prime Minister Ehud Olmert attends a session of parliament in Jerusalem May 21, 2008. Leaders of Israel's governing Kadima party plan to meet in as little as a week to decide on internal primaries that could replace Olmert, senior Kadima members said on Friday. (Baz Ratner - JERUSALEM/Reuters)
    Olmert's party considers ballot over scandal Reuters - Fri May 30, 5:02 AM ET

    JERUSALEM (Reuters) - Leaders of Israel's governing Kadima party plan to meet in as little as a week to decide on an internal ballot that could replace Prime Minister Ehud Olmert, senior Kadima members said on Friday.

  • A model poses in gold jewellery at the Gold Expressions fashion show hosted by Ginza Tanaka in Tokyo, March 28, 2008. (Michael Caronna/Reuters)
    Luxury firms hope to sail through global slowdown Reuters - Fri May 30, 4:06 AM ET

    TOKYO (Reuters) - Luxury goods makers are hoping to weather a consumption slowdown in the United States and Japan, their two biggest markets, with the help of shoppers in emerging economies and super-rich clients who do not feel the economic pinch.

  • China says will name and shame tardy quake donors Reuters - 1 hour, 34 minutes ago

    BEIJING (Reuters) - China will name and shame companies which promise donations for earthquake relief efforts but then fail to live up to their pledges, a government official said on Friday.

  • The grill emblem is seen on a Ford F-150 truck during the Chicago Auto Show February 6, 2008. (John Gress/Reuters)
    Ford readies white-collar layoffs as sales tumble Reuters - Thu May 29, 10:50 PM ET

    DETROIT (Reuters) - Ford Motor Co is preparing to fire U.S. salaried employees over the next two months due to the sudden downturn in auto sales, a drastic step it has so far avoided during its 2-1/2-year restructuring.

  • Central Intelligence Agency Director Michael Hayden speaks to reporters in Washington December 13, 2007. (Kevin Lamarque/Reuters)
    Al Qaeda near defeat, on defensive: CIA chief Reuters - Fri May 30, 12:54 AM ET

    WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Al Qaeda is essentially defeated in Iraq and Saudi Arabia and on the defensive throughout much of the world, CIA Director Michael Hayden said in a Washington Post interview published on Friday.

  • A gerenal view of the earthquake-hit city of Beichuan following the massive May 12 earthquake in China's southwestern province of Sichuan on May 27. A local government spokesman and residents in China's quake zone said there had been no order for a mass evacuation over fears a lake may burst its banks.(AFP/File/Liu Jin)
    China rushes to clear radioactive materials below quake lake AFP - 2 hours, 24 minutes ago

    DUJIANGYAN, China (AFP) - China rushed Friday to remove radioactive and chemical materials sitting downstream from a "quake lake" that threatens to burst and send torrents of water into heavily populated areas.

  • Spanish fishermen bring in the nets on a boat in Barbate. Spanish fishermen launched a national strike, adding the weight of Europe's largest fishing fleet to growing protests over soaring fuel prices, alongside counterparts in Italy and Portugal.(AFP/Jose Luis Roca)
    European fishing fleets strike over fuel prices AFP - 1 hour, 10 minutes ago

    MADRID (AFP) - Spanish fishermen launched a national strike Friday, adding the weight of Europe's largest fishing fleet to growing protests over soaring fuel prices, alongside counterparts in Italy and Portugal.

  • Nepal's national flags are seen at the Narayanhiti palace in Kathmandu. Nepal's government has said it has started an audit of palace property and sent an official letter telling King Gyanendra to leave after an historic assembly abolished the monarchy.(AFP/Prakash Mathema)
    All eyes on palace for Nepal king's eviction AFP - 21 minutes ago

    KATHMANDU (AFP) - Nepal's government said Friday it has started an audit of palace property and sent an official letter telling King Gyanendra to leave after an historic assembly abolished the monarchy.

  • Remnants of a cluster bomb. A landmark international convention banning cluster munitions was formally adopted by some 111 countries in Dublin, in a move supporters hope will stigmatise the lethal weapons as much as landmines.(AFP/File/Ramzi Haidar)
    More than 100 countries agree to ban cluster bombs AFP - 18 minutes ago

    DUBLIN (AFP) - A landmark international convention banning cluster munitions was formally adopted by some 111 countries here Friday, in a move supporters hope will stigmatise the lethal weapons as much as landmines.

  • British researchers say they have found strains of germs that appear to play a stealthy role in the rare but mysterious disorder known as sudden infant death syndrome (SIDS).(AFP/File/Martin Bureau)
    Germ clue to tragic 'cot death' babies AFP - 1 hour, 47 minutes ago

    PARIS (AFP) - British researchers say they have found strains of germs that appear to play a stealthy role in the rare but mysterious disorder known as sudden infant death syndrome (SIDS).

  • Former EADS chief Noel Forgeard, seen here in 2006, was charged with insider trading for selling company shares just months before the European aviation group revealed delays with its A380 superjumbo(AFP/File/Francois Guillot)
    Former EADS head ordered to pay one million euro bail AFP - 59 minutes ago

    PARIS (AFP) - Former EADS chief Noel Forgeard has been ordered to pay one million euros in bail after he was charged with insider trading at the European aviation group, a source close to the case said Friday.

  • An offshore gas production platform in Western Australia. British oil and gas giant BG Group said that it was "surprised" after Australia's Origin Energy rejected its bid worth 13.6 billion Australian dollars (13 billion US dollars, 8.4 billion euros).(AFP/File/AFP)
    BG Group 'surprised' after Origin Energy snubs bid AFP - 29 minutes ago

    LONDON (AFP) - British oil and gas giant BG Group said Friday that it was "surprised" after Australia's Origin Energy rejected its bid worth 13.6 billion Australian dollars (13 billion US dollars, 8.4 billion euros).

Most Popular Top Stories

  • Models display items from Cartier High Jewellery during a private gala dinner in Shanghai in this January 26, 2007 file photo. European and American fashion designers feeling the pinch from the credit crisis can look to the growing ranks of China's nouveau riche to boost sales. (Nir Elias/Files/Reuters)
    China's rich have insatiable appetite for haute couture Reuters - Wed May 28, 8:08 PM ET

    HONG KONG (Reuters) - European and American fashion designers feeling the pinch from the credit crisis can look to the growing ranks of China's nouveau riche to boost sales.

  • Pope Benedict XVI looks on as he leads his weekly general audience in Saint Peter's square at the Vatican, May 28, 2008. (Dario Pignatelli/Reuters)
    Vatican says will excommunicate women priests Reuters - Thu May 29, 3:16 PM ET

    VATICAN CITY (Reuters) - The Vatican issued its most explicit decree so far against the ordination of women priests on Thursday, punishing them and the bishops who try to ordain them with automatic excommunication.

  • Ford readies white-collar layoffs as sales tumble Reuters - Thu May 29, 10:50 PM ET

    DETROIT (Reuters) - Ford Motor Co is preparing to fire U.S. salaried employees over the next two months due to the sudden downturn in auto sales, a drastic step it has so far avoided during its 2-1/2-year restructuring.

  • Shoppers at a Costco Warehouse in Arlington, Virginia, May 29, 2008. (Molly Riley/Reuters)
    Food prices to rise 9 percent a year: analyst Reuters - Thu May 29, 9:02 PM ET

    WASHINGTON (Reuters) - U.S. food prices will rise a stiff 9 percent a year through 2012, the largest increase since 1979 and the result of record-high crop prices, the head of an economic consulting company said on Thursday.

  • A US soldier searches through an Iraqi home during a patrol in the restive Diyala province, northeast of Baghdad, in March 2008. The US Army said Thursday 115 soldiers on active duty committed suicide in 2007, the most in one year since the service began keeping records in 1980. Nearly a thousand soldiers attempted suicide.(AFP/File/David Furst)
    US soldier suicides the highest on record: army AFP - Thu May 29, 9:50 PM ET

    WASHINGTON (AFP) - The US Army said 115 soldiers on active duty committed suicide in 2007, the most in one year since the service began keeping records in 1980. Nearly a thousand soldiers attempted suicide.

Sports News

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-Sports:

Bryant leads Lakers past Spurs and into NBA finals

AP - 1 hour, 22 minutes ago

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant and the Los Angeles Lakers dispatched the defending champions, and now they're headed to the NBA finals for the first time in four years.

Business News

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-Business:

Ex-EADS chief charged in French probe

AP - 33 minutes ago

PARIS - A former co-CEO of Airbus parent company EADS, Noel Forgeard, was hit with preliminary insider trading charges Friday in an extensive probe into stock sales by more than a dozen former and current executives at the European planemaker.

Miscellaneous Daily Stuff

Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - May 30, 2008
Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.
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Wilson Mizner (1876 - 1933)
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
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e e cummings (1894 - 1962)
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
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Truman Capote (1924 - 1984)
There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good.
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Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, March 10, 2008

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