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One of Rupert Murdoch's Australian newspapers on Wednesday published a picture showing the bare bottom of Prince William's wife Kate, refusing to follow a "ridiculous" ban imposed by the British media. The image was taken during the royal couple's hugely successful tour of Australia in April when…
LAHORE, Pakistan (AP) — A pregnant woman was stoned to death Tuesday by her own family outside a courthouse in the Pakistani city of Lahore for marrying the man she loved.
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Ken Rosato reports on dangerous weather affecting states across the south and midwest
Santa Barbara Killing Spree Suspect’s Last-Ditch Effort to Find Companionship
A cab driver has learned a costly lesson after agreeing to transport a man from Sacramento, California to Mandan, North Dakota.
MIAMI (AP) — The stat sheet from Game 4 of the Eastern Conference finals told quite a story. It said Miami never trailed, that Indiana's All-Star center failed to contribute a single point, that the night's two leading scorers were wearing Heat uniforms and that the Pacers committed twice as many…
By Sabina Zawadzki and Gabriela Baczynska DONETSK, Ukraine, May 27 (Reuters) - Ukrainian aircraft and paratroopers killed more than 50 pro-Russian rebels in an assault that raged into a second day on Tuesday after a newly elected president vowed to crush the revolt in the east once and for all. The…
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DEAR ABBY: I'm a single mother of a 1-year-old boy, Zack. His father, my ex, has shared custody, but we don't have a very good co-parenting relationship. Shortly after I gave birth, he left me to be with a woman he had met while I was pregnant, and they are still in a relationship. She thinks it's…
Move over, Tony Stark — the military could soon have its own "Iron Man" suit, a robotic exoskeleton designed to augment human abilities on the battlefield. A prototype of the Tactical Assault Light Operator Suit, or TALOS, will be available later this month, and a more complete version should be…
PARIS (AP) — About a week after her engagement to two-time major golf champion Rory McIlroy was called off, Caroline Wozniacki exited the French Open in the first round.
While he was a Colorado Springs police officer, Ron Stallworth successfully infiltrated the KKK, even though he was black. Read the highlights of his book about his experience.
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By Scott Malone BOSTON (Reuters) - The son of a former Boston Red Sox player and broadcaster was sentenced to life in prison without parole after pleading guilty on Tuesday to murdering his girlfriend in their apartment outside Boston last August. Jared Remy, 35, changed his plea to guilty from not…
MONTERREY, Mexico (AP) — A Mexican man once listed as the world's heaviest human being died Monday at the age of 48.
Beachgoers near Border Field State Park in California may want to hold their noses this Memorial Day after a giant whale carcass washed ashore. The beached behemoth is believed to be the same whale that was towed from the Point Loma shoreline last week, according...
One involved three gown changes and cost $10 million. The other sprawled two countries and included dinner at Versailles. Which Kim Kardsahian “fairytale” are we more offended by?
By the time guards pulled his lifeless body from the locked shower stall, scalding water had burned Darren Rainey so badly that his skin sloughed off his body. A 50-year-old mentally ill inmate at South Florida’s Dade Correctional Institution, Rainey was allegedly locked in the showers for an hour…
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