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A Tennessee man has filed a $1 million lawsuit Thursday against Red Lobster and one of its waitresses after the waitress claimed last year that he wrote a racial slur on a tip receipt. Last September, the waitress, Toni Jenkins, posted a picture on Facebook of the receipt which had the words “none”…
TEHRAN, Iran (AP) — A billionaire businessman at the heart of a $2.6 billion state bank scam, the largest fraud case since the country's 1979 Islamic Revolution, was executed Saturday, state television reported.
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MOSCOW — A defiant Vladimir Putin declared today that the U.S.-led world order “has failed.” Speaking to business leaders a at a forum in St Petersburg, the Russian president railed against U.S. sanctions and dismissed allegations that Russia is meddling in Ukraine, which he said...
Later tonight ,the Earth will cross paths with dust and debris from the Comet 209P/LINEAR for the first time, which means that we could be in store for a brand new meteor shower, featuring up to 1,000 shooting stars per hour. And if you live in North America — in an area with little light pollution…
A jealous man castrated and murdered the mayor of a hamlet in northern France whom he suspected of having an affair with his girlfriend, officials said Friday. Mayor Dominique Leboucher, 55, was brutally stabbed in the neck by a 39-year-old electrician, the prosecutor of the northern city of Caen…
HONOLULU (AP) — A federal jury on Friday decided a former Hawaii soldier convicted of murder is eligible for the death penalty in the first capital case in the history of Hawaii's statehood.
CANNES, France (AP) — The Associated Press is all over the Cannes Film Festival — from its glitzy premieres to the celeb parties and quirky moments in between. Here's what reporters have seen and heard:
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News of the Allied invasion of Normandy quickly spread across Europe, fuelling hope even among those languishing in Nazi concentration camps. Jacques Moalic, then 21 and later to become an AFP journalist, was one of the detainees in Buchenwald at the time. For the 50th anniversary of the landing,…
By Richard Weizel MILFORD, Connecticut (Reuters) - A Connecticut man who authorities believe was living for months under the same roof with his mother's decomposing corpse has been charged with the woman's murder, police said on Friday. John Waszynski, 59, of the Hartford suburb of Wethersfield,…
LOUISVILLE, Ky. (AP) — A racehorse died Thursday at Churchill Downs after a freak fall that the trainer blamed on the sound of a starting gate bell blaring on the track's new sound system.
BREMERTON, Wash. (AP) — The wife of ailing radio personality Casey Kasem was served Friday with a California court order that temporarily suspends her powers to determine her husband's medical care amid concerns about his health and welfare.
Versailles (France) (AFP) - The prince and princess of celebrity, Kanye West and his bride-to-be Kim Kardashian, on Friday kicked off their marathon wedding celebrations with a period costume party in Versailles before flying on to Florence. With her hair pulled back in a bun and sporting a white…
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From inside his tank, the young soldier could see "practically nothing" on Omaha Beach. Seventy years later, William Gast still wonders whether he rolled over his comrades sheltering from German gunfire that day. Gast was 19 years old the morning of June 6, 1944. As part of Company A, 743rd Tank…
MIAMI (AP) — Indiana's Paul George will play in Game 3 of the Eastern Conference finals, which comes as no surprise to the Miami Heat.
MANILA, Philippines (AP) — The U.S. military commander in the Pacific warned Friday that the risk of a miscalculation that could trigger a wider conflict in a tense territorial standoff between China and Vietnam is high and urged both nations to exercise restraint.
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