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A woman made an unusual discovery after a garden gnome statue she received as a gift, dropped and cracked open.
A brand-spanking-new, 85-foot yacht worth millions of dollars tipped over and sank on its maiden launch Sunday night.
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AdChoices UnitedHealthcare Ins Co.SponsoredSANTA ANA, Calif. (AP) — A woman who disappeared as a teenager a decade ago was reunited with her family after she went to police and told them her mother's ex-boyfriend drugged and kidnapped her in 2004, forced her to marry him and fathered her child.
SAN CRISTOBAL, Dominican Republic (AP) — They suffer searing headaches, a burning fever and so much pain in their joints they can barely walk or use their hands. It's like having a terrible flu combined with an abrupt case of arthritis.
By Suleiman Al-Khalidi AMMAN (Reuters) - Atop the hill of Tel Ahmar just a few kilometers from Israeli forces on the Golan Heights, Syrian Islamist fighters hoist the al Qaeda flag and praise their mentor Osama bin Laden. One of the men, a leader of al Qaeda's Nusra Front, compares their…
President Obama is just like us. To be precise, he’s just like the reporters White House Press Secretary Jay Carney is so fond of.
Elin Nordegren says she doesn't "regret a thing" when it comes to taking nine years to graduate college and her past marriage to Tiger Woods. "I'm not saying, 'Oh, I had it so hard, but I finished school.' I know how fortunate I am," she tells People magazine for its latest issue.
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TORRANCE, Calif. (AP) — A mother was arrested Tuesday on suspicion of killing her three young daughters, the youngest only 2 months old, authorities said.
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Big-voiced rocker Caleb Johnson is the season 13 "American Idol," winning the title over teenage pop singer Jena Irene.
Talk about a special delivery. A Minnesota man delivered a baby fawn after its mother was hit and killed by a car.
By Jonathan Kaminsky OLYMPIA, Washington (Reuters) - The family of a Washington state man who killed himself and his two young sons in a fiery explosion in 2012 is entitled to a share of a life insurance payout from the boys' deaths, a federal judge has ruled. The ruling came over the objections of…
A California mother has been arrested in the killing of her three daughters, aged 2 months to 3 years, who were found dead at a home in a Los Angeles suburb, police said on Wednesday. Carol Coronado, 30, was arrested on suspicion of murder on Tuesday evening at the home just outside suburban…
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AdChoices FreeRateReport.comSponsoredBy Jack Kim and Ju-min Park SEOUL (Reuters) - It may have taken the collapse of an apartment block in an exclusive district of the North Korean capital to reveal the Achilles heel of young leader Kim Jong Un's secretive regime. Last week's accident killed the families of people important enough for…
BEREA, Ohio (AP) — Unlike most Clevelanders, Brian Hoyer didn't jump and down or cheer when he heard the Browns drafted Johnny Manziel.
MANILA, Philippines (AP) — Vietnam and the Philippines will jointly oppose "illegal" Chinese actions in the South China Sea, Vietnam's prime minster said Wednesday in a rare show of public solidarity between two Southeast Asian nations wrestling with Beijing's determination to assert its…
SHANGHAI (AP) — A state-owned aircraft maker said Wednesday it is ready to deliver China's first homegrown regional airliner and should complete a bigger plane in 2018.
NEW YORK (AP) — Microsoft bills its new Surface tablet computer as a laptop replacement — and it means it this time.
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