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Pregnant Woman to Get 100 Lashes, Then Hanged for Marrying a Christian
Meteorologists predict that we may see an El Nino in 2014, which means that it might be a good time to brush up on what the heck this supposedly terrifying weather phenomenon actually is. So what is an El Nino? According to NOAA, El Nino "refers to the large-scale ocean-atmosphere climate…
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LANSING, Mich. (AP) — Americans for Prosperity, the conservative advocacy group supported by the Koch brothers, has launched an effort to torpedo a proposed settlement in the Detroit bankruptcy case, potentially complicating chances for completing the deal just as its prospects seemed to be…
A picture of grief and hope: Two families joined together in sadness in a Fresno courtroom. One lost a daughter headed for a beautiful future. The other is losing a daughter to a long prison sentence.
By Jimmy Lovaas SEATTLE (Reuters) - A prominent attorney was sentenced on Monday to 25 years in prison after pleading guilty to raping five women at Asian massage parlors in the Seattle area, his lawyer said. The sentence was part of a plea agreement allowing Danford Grant, a 49-year-old, married…
SHANGHAI (AP) — President Vladimir Putin met Tuesday with China's president in a diplomatic boost for the isolated Russian leader but the two sides had yet to agree on a widely anticipated multibillion-dollar natural gas sale.
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CANNES, France (AP) — For the past year, Robert Pattinson has been trying to disappear. He says he's been actively avoiding having his photo taken, trying to erase a tabloid persona.
(Reuters) - An Arizona woman was arrested at the weekend on suspicion of forcing a three-year-old girl to eat her own feces after the girl defecated in a bathtub, court records show. Nicole Candelaria, 28, was arrested Saturday and booked into jail in Tempe on suspicion of child abuse after the…
JOINT BASE ELMENDORF-RICHARDSON, Alaska (AP) — Bloodied and dazed after being slashed by the claws of a brown bear, a woman struggled to walk 2 miles along a curvy, hilly trail to find someone to help her.
Sea level rise is threatening the majority of NASA's launch pads and multi-billion dollar complexes famous for training astronauts and launching historic missions to space, scientists said on Tuesday. From Cape Canaveral in Florida to mission control in Houston, the US space agency is busily…
A new generation of college students are turning to stripping to pay their tuition.
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The latest showdown between the U.S. and Russia could go ballistic. Congress is looking to pressure a Ukrainian lab to end its maintenance of one of Moscow’s fiercest missiles.
New Yorker Anton Purisima claims a rabid dog bit him on a city bus. The result is the world’s largest ever lawsuit—and, if he wins, the awarding of more money than Planet Earth has.
Two weeks ago, news broke that Apple was about to purchase Beats Technology for $3.2 billion. The deal, which has apparently been delayed, has confused industry experts, with some viewing it as a sign of Apple’s lack of direction without Steve Jobs and others calling it Apple’s “best idea since the…
A mysterious species of snake has been rediscovered lurking in volcanic rocks on an island off Mexico The elusive, nocturnal Clarion nightsnake was first discovered more than 80 years ago on Clarion Island, but was then lost to science. "The rediscovery of the Clarion nightsnake is an incredible…
Zackary Drucker, 31, was born male and Rhys Ernst, 31, was born female. Their photography exhibit highlights the increasing visibility and normalization of "queer culture" in the media world.
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