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This edition was generated on Wed May 18 08:45:02 EDT 2016
Table of Contents
General News Update
Sports News Update
Business News Update
Miscellaneous Daily Information
Boston Area Weather
Quotes of the Day
Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - May 18, 2016
- I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
- Henny Youngman (1906 - 1998)
- See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
- Will Rogers (1879 - 1935), to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo
- The good psychic would pick up the phone before it rang. Of course it is possible there was noone on the other line. Once she said "God Bless you" I said, "I didn't sneeze" She looked deep into my eyes and said, "You will, eventually." And damn it if she wasn't right. Two days later I sneezed.
- Ellen DeGeneres, My Point and I Do Have One
- Nothing is more characteristic of a man than the mann in which he behaves toward fools.
- Henri-Frédéric Amiel
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