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This edition was generated on Thu May 17 08:45:02 EDT 2018
Table of Contents
General News Update
Sports News Update
Business News Update
Miscellaneous Daily Information
Boston Area Weather
Quotes of the Day
Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - May 17, 2018
- The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists in the circulation of their blood.
- Logan Pearsall Smith (1865 - 1946), Afterthoughts (1931) "Age and Death"
- Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks (1926 - )
- There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.
- Alice Thomas Ellis
- It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.
- Konrad Lorenz (1903 - 1989)
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