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This edition was generated on Mon May 16 08:45:02 EDT 2011
AP
NEW YORK – The head of the International Monetary Fund was examined for evidence that could incriminate him in the alleged sexual assault of a hotel maid, charges that stunned the global financial world and upended French presidential politics. Full Story »
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CHICAGO – The Chicago Bulls saw the stars aligning for the Heat last summer, the "Big Three" free agents uniting in Miami on a quest for a championship. Full Story »
Reuters
NEW YORK (Reuters) – Stock index futures fell on Monday as investors shed riskier assets before euro zone finance ministers meet to discuss the region's debt crisis. Full Story »
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