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CANBERRA, Australia (AP) — Australian quarantine authorities have ordered Johnny Depp to fly his dogs Pistol and Boo out of the country by Saturday or they will be put down.
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GOSHEN, N.Y. (AP) — A woman accused of killing her fiance while out paddling on the Hudson River admitted tampering with his kayak and later confessed "it felt good knowing he would die," a prosecutor said Wednesday.
By Steve Bittenbender LOUISVILLE, Ky. (Reuters) - A Kentucky U.S. army officer who police believe fatally shot his 11-year-old daughter before killing himself had been involved in a child support dispute with his ex-wife, a court official said on Wednesday. The bodies of Lt. Col. John Jonas, 49,…
Burundi's armed forces chief announced Thursday that an attempted coup against President Pierre Nkurunziza had failed, although the claim was quickly denied by opponents of the central African nation's leader. There was also uncertainty over the whereabouts Nkurunziza, whose attempt to return home…
ROCKFORD, Mich. (AP) — A Michigan couple who already had 12 sons have kept the all-male streak alive with the birth of boy No. 13 on Wednesday.
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By Ju-min Park and James Pearson SEOUL (Reuters) - North Korea executed its defence chief by putting him in front of an anti-aircraft gun at a firing range, Seoul's National Intelligence Service told lawmakers, which would be the latest in a series of high-level purges since Kim Jong Un took…
These are the sad remnants of Ukraine's navy. Already in a sorry state after years of corruption and neglect, the force was eviscerated when Russia seized the Black Sea peninsula of Crimea in March last year. Military expert Sergiy Zgurets says that with the annexation of Crimea, Ukraine lost…
GILROY, Calif. (AP) — Four people, including three teenagers, died when the driver of the car they were in veered off a road in Northern California, hit a drainage ditch and flipped over, authorities said.
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Matthew Apperson looked "visibly shaken" in the aftermath of Monday's shooting involving George Zimmerman, according to a man who called 911 after the incident. Bystander Ken Cornell said a man -- who identified himself to police as Apperson -- came up to him, screaming, "Please call 911.
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Nick Fradiani is the latest winner of "American Idol."
(Reuters) - A Utah man who pleaded guilty to aggravated murder for punching and squeezing to death the baby daughter of his girlfriend in an act of frustration was sentenced on Wednesday to 25 years to life in prison, prosecutors said. Adam Joseph Barney, 24, received the sentence after pleading…
Islamic State group jihadists battled Syrian troops near ancient Palmyra Thursday, threatening the UNESCO world heritage site with the kind of destruction it has wreaked in Iraq, a monitoring group said. After a lightning advance across the desert in which they overran government forces in…
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Demetrius Southland, 21, died after he was shot multiple times while walking a dog in south suburban Dolton around 12 a.m. Wednesday.
TUCSON, Ariz. (AP) — A Tucson man gunned down four of his family members, including his 17-year-old niece, before fatally shooting himself in a murder-suicide, police said Wednesday.
North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un had his defence minister executed with anti-aircraft fire for insubordination and dozing off during a formal military rally, South Korean intelligence said Wednesday, hinting at possible instability in the Pyongyang leadership. If confirmed, it marks another…
The United States is weighing sending warships and surveillance aircraft near artificial islands built by China to challenge Beijing's territorial claims in the South China Sea, officials said. The Pentagon is weighing a range of options, including sailing destroyers or other naval ships within 12…
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MADISON, Wis. (AP) — Dane County District Attorney Ismael Ozanne announced Tuesday that Madison police Officer Matt Kenny would not be charged in the fatal shooting of 19-year-old Tony Robinson Jr.
Let’s start with the good news: Fisheries around the world are catching far fewer sharks than they used to. Specifically, shark catches are down more than 20 percent from their peak in 2003. Sharks and related species such as rays and skates—collectively known as chondrichthyans—have been…
Paul Schneider, 90, of Palm Harbor, Florida, starts his morning exercise with 100 situps. Schneider stays slender and watches what he eats. Bone and joint health begin in childhood, says Dr. Sundeep Khosla, director of the Aging Bone, Muscle and Joint Program within the Mayo Clinic's Kogod Center…