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Jackson (United States) (AFP) - Jim Feltner's days are empty. He is a poor man in the poorest county in the United States and lives off government aid. But the Kentucky resident has nothing but scorn for the head of that government, President Barack Obama, who has made the fight against economic…
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It’s not just the Democrats who are opposed to a new select committee looking into the Benghazi attacks. Many top Republicans are uneasy, too.
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News that the catastrophic collapse of the West Antarctic ice sheet is already underway, like other big reports about the southernmost continent, spur chatter and questions about what's really happening at the bottom of the world. Here, Live Science explains the reality behind some common…
A surf photographer captured incredible footage of a great white shark spotted just yards from the shore in Manhattan Beach. Carolyn Costello reports from Manhattan Beach for the KTLA 5 News at 10 on Tuesday, May 13, 2014.
LOS ANGELES (AP) — The widow of the man who was driving a Porsche sports car that crashed and killed actor Paul Walker sued the automaker on Monday, claiming design flaws caused both men to die in a fiery crash in November.
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By Manuel Mogato MANILA (Reuters) - The Philippines accused China on Wednesday of reclaiming land on a reef in disputed islands in the South China Sea, apparently to build an airstrip, only a day after Washington described Beijing's actions in the region as \"provocative\". If confirmed, the…
The mystery man who locked lips with Michael Sam after the first openly gay NFL player was drafted by the St. Louis Rams on Saturday is 23-year-old Vito Cammisano from Kansas City, Mo.
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The U.S. government released new satellite pictures on Tuesday which it said showed Russian forces were still near the Ukrainian border in recent days, contradicting Russian assertions they had been withdrawn. President Vladimir Putin announced last Wednesday that the troops had moved, but NATO and…
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Certain chemicals that are common in everyday life have been shown to cause breast cancer in lab rats and are likely to do the same in women, US researchers said Monday. The paper in the peer-reviewed journal Environmental Health Perspectives lists 17 chemicals to avoid and offers women advice on…
Five people who died in a California car crash on Mother's Day were all members of the same family who had been on their way to Disneyland at the time of the traffic accident, local media reported on Monday. A San Bernardino County Sheriff's spokeswoman said the five people died when a van collided…
NEW YORK (AP) — The Standard Hotel in New York City says it is investigating the leak of a security video that appears to show Beyonce's sister, Solange, attacking Jay Z.
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