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Five people who died in a California car crash on Mother's Day were all members of the same family who had been on their way to Disneyland at the time of the traffic accident, local media reported on Monday. A San Bernardino County Sheriff's spokeswoman said the five people died when a van collided…
He was one of the most beloved teachers in the world of international schools that serve the children of diplomats, well-off Americans and local elites. He was often the first to arrive in the morning, and last to leave. He led student trips to exotic places and gave out cookies and milk at bedtime.
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AdChoices Auto-Price-Finder.comSponsoredBy Jeff Mason and Julia Edwards WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President Barack Obama's decision on possible changes to U.S. deportation policy sets up an election-year skirmish that could help Democrats win points with their political base while irritating Republicans who are open to immigration reform.…
NEW YORK (AP) — The Standard Hotel in New York City says it is investigating the leak of a security video that appears to show Beyonce's sister, Solange, attacking Jay Z.
Kai Kelly was arrested last week on suspicion of first-degree murder in the death of his father, Joseph Kelly, in the small mountain town of Gypsum, about 105 miles west of Denver. Jill Sarmo, spokeswoman for the Eagle County District Attorney's Office, said the boy was appointed a public defender…
WASHINGTON/BEIJING (Reuters) - China hit back at the United States over the disputed South China Sea on Tuesday, after U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry said recent Chinese moves in the waters were \"provocative\". Tensions rose in the resource-rich sea last week after China moved a giant oil rig…
LOS ANGELES (AP) — A judge on Monday ordered an investigation into the whereabouts of Casey Kasem after an attorney for the ailing radio personality's wife said the former "Top 40" host had been removed from Los Angeles without his children's knowledge.
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AdChoices RateMarketplaceSponsoredThe catastrophic collapse of the massive West Antarctic Ice Sheet is underway, researchers said today (May 12). \"These glaciers will keep retreating for decades and even centuries to come and we can't stop it,\" said lead study author Eric Rignot, a glaciologist at the University of California,…
On the same day that a man looking nearly identical to Boko Haram leader Abubakar Shekau released a video of 100 girls kidnapped by his group – the official Nigerian response in the nation’s capital was to claim that Mr. Shekau is dead. Actually, the government’s position is that Shekau has been…
A most-wanted founder of Mexico's ultra-violent Zetas drug cartel has been killed in a clash with the military that involved grenades and assault rifles, authorities said Monday. Galdino Mellado Cruz, a military deserter known by the alias Z-9, was killed in one of two gunfights in the northern…
By the end of this century, billions are likely to be gripped by water stress and the stuff of life could be an unseen driver of conflict. \"Approximately 80 percent of the world's population already suffers serious threats to its water security, as measured by indicators including water…
Certain chemicals that are common in everyday life have been shown to cause breast cancer in lab rats and are likely to do the same in women, US researchers said Monday. The paper in the peer-reviewed journal Environmental Health Perspectives lists 17 chemicals to avoid and offers women advice on…
Once the NFL Draft ended Saturday night, teams stayed busy by signing undrafted college free agents on Sunday.
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Gloria Mendoza is accused of killing her newborn baby. The 17 year old is waiting to learn if she'll go on trial.
MEDFORD, Ore. (AP) — Oregon's famous wandering gray wolf, dubbed OR-7, may have found the mate he has trekked thousands of miles looking for, wildlife authorities said Monday. It's likely the pair spawned pups, and if confirmed, the rare predators would be the first breeding pair of wolves in the…
An odd noise coming from the walls of a resort spa was coming from an adorable, tiny bobcat.
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling repeatedly disparaged Magic Johnson's HIV-positive status in an interview that aired Monday, saying he was not a fit role model for children and dismissing his work in business and charity.
Iran has unveiled its own copy of an American stealth drone it captured in late 2011, claiming to have cracked the “secrets” of the bat-wing craft and added weapons capabilities. Today, Fars News Agency reported that while Iran’s duplicate of the US RQ-170 Sentinel drone was smaller, it also had a…
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