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By Therese Apel JACKSON, Miss. (Reuters) - A man and woman in Mississippi were arrested and charged with murder on Sunday after two police officers were shot dead a day earlier while conducting a routine traffic stop in Hattiesburg, officials said. Marvin Banks, 29, and Joanie Calloway, 22, were…
Russia's underground resource and currency wars are starting to have catastrophic effects on the global economy. Here's what this means for Americans.
PHOENIX (AP) — A female guard was sexually assaulted by a male inmate at an Arizona prison in the second such attack on an employee in the last 18 months, corrections officials said.
DUBAI, United Arab Emirates (AP) — It is not just the Saudi king who will be skipping the Camp David summit of U.S. and allied Arab leaders. Most Gulf heads of state won't be there.
Shares in European aerospace giant Airbus fell more than three percent in opening trade Monday after one of its A400M military planes crashed in Spain over the weekend, killing four. In opening trades, shares in Airbus were down 3.36 percent, underperforming the wider market which was down less…
A married couple in Arkansas was killed Sunday after severe weather tore through the mobile home park where they lived, but an infant inside the home survived.
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One week before prom, students at Shelton High School in Connecticut received a warning message during morning announcements: Dresses that don’t conform to newly disclosed standards will get girls booted out of the event. The new rules banned backless dresses, two-piece ensembles that showed even a…
HOUSTON (AP) — On the night that Saul "Canelo" Alvarez knocked out James Kirkland, the Mexican star spent almost as much time talking about Miguel Cotto as he did his opponent.
President Bashar al-Assad had personally pledged to rescue the trapped troops and civilians, who are said to include senior figures and have been holed up in a hospital complex since rebels captured the northwestern town of Jisr al-Shughur two weeks ago. At least 40 rebels and 32 government troops…
The Beverly Hillbillies is one of the most popular sitcoms of all time. It ran for nine seasons and focused on Jed Clampett and his family: . . .
(Reuters) - A 4-year-old boy died when he was visiting the a Texas cemetery with his family and a nearly 100-year-old headstone fell over and struck him in the head, authorities said. The child, whose named was not released, was brought to the Odessa Regional Medical Center on Friday where he was…
The man who allegedly sexually abused and impregnated his 10-year-old stepdaughter, sparking a debate on abortion in Paraguay, was arrested Saturday after 15 days on the run, police said. Gilberto Benitez, 42, insisted he was innocent and set-up by his girlfriend, the stepdaughter's mother.…
ST. AUGUSTINE, Fla. (AP) — America's oldest city is slowly drowning.
LAGUNA BEACH, Calif. (AP) — A 31-year-old woman driving with her two children on Mother's Day was killed after her car collided with another car in Laguna Beach.
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A full size replica of parts of Beijing's nationally sensitive Old Summer Palace has opened 1,000 kilometres away from China's capital, state media reported Monday, despite managers of the original threatening legal action. The original site is regarded as a symbol of national humiliation in China…
By Elvina Nawaguna WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Republican presidential candidate Ben Carson said on Sunday his proposed flat-tax plan of about 10 percent was inspired by the biblical practice of tithing. He is a long shot in the race, but his idea of a single, proportional tax may resonate with…
NEW YORK (AP) — If a small Frappuccino seems like too much of an indulgence, Starbucks is now selling a more petite version of the sugary coffee drink.
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Michelle Obama says she had to fight misperceptions due to her African-American race during the 2008 White House campaign that saw her husband become the first black president of the United States. "As potentially the first African-American first lady, I was also the focus of another set of…
By Maria Tsvetkova MOSCOW/DONETSK (Reuters) - Some Russian soldiers are quitting the army because of the conflict in Ukraine, several soldiers and human rights activists have told Reuters. Their accounts call into question the Kremlin's continued assertions that no Russian soldiers have been sent…
According to Baltimore city prosecutors, Freddie Gray ended up dead in part because police officers illegally exploited their power to seize and detain even innocent citizens. This week, one of the six officers charged in the case pushed back on that claim, demanding that prosecutors prove the…