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(Reuters) - A police officer who shot and killed a 93-year-old woman as she brandished a firearm in a small Texas town was fired on Saturday, a police official said. Officer Stephen Stem fatally shot Pearlie Golden in Hearne, Texas, on Tuesday after responding to an emergency call about a woman…
The NBC journalist had broken her leg while hiking on a trail in New York State.
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AdChoices Wells Fargo WorksSponsoredAn open phone line captured a confrontation between a California woman and her boyfriend, a fire official, which may have been the woman's last moments before she was killed, the Sacramento Bee reported on Friday. Police have been searching for 55-year-old firefighter Orville \"Moe\" Fleming since…
Lithuanians go to the polls on Sunday to choose their president with incumbent \"Iron Lady\" Dalia Grybauskaite a shoo-in as fears in this EU Baltic state soar over a resurgent Russia. A former EU budget chief, the 58-year-old Grybauskaite is likely to score over 50 percent of the vote, recent…
PONTE VEDRA BEACH, Fla. (AP) — Adam Scott's wedding was so secret that not even his guests knew about it.
A Florida man shot his wife and two teenage children in the head, then scattered gasoline and fireworks around the mansion they rented before setting the home ablaze and killing himself, deputies said.
The creation of a House committee to study the attack on Benghazi raises the troubling question of why Congress has never bothewred to scrutinize to the invasion of Iraq.
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AdChoices American ExpressSponsoredA court has convicted a stunning Saudi Arabian immigrant of a bank robbery spree in the Twin Cities—and she says she did it in the name of love.
NEW YORK (AP) — Two losses in Miami didn't faze Paul Pierce, nor did 16 quick points by LeBron James.
Francis may have lightened up on gays in the priesthood, but he isn’t letting American nuns off the hook—in fact, he’s clamping down on them even more strongly than Benedict.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Former President Bill Clinton and former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton are in Oxford, England, this weekend to attend the graduation ceremonies of their daughter, Chelsea.
COPENHAGEN, Denmark (AP) — Austrian bearded drag queen Conchita Wurst won the 59th edition of the Eurovision Song Contest on Saturday with a James Bond-inspired entry that had unleashed a wave of protests in eastern Europe before the competition.
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LAGOS, Nigeria (AP) — The president of Nigeria for weeks refused international help to search for more than 300 girls abducted from a school by Islamic extremists, one in a series of missteps that have led to growing international outrage against the government.
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By Brendan O'Brien MADISON, Wisconsin (Reuters) - After surviving two long, cold Wisconsin winters on the streets, Betty Ybarra traded freezing park benches and tents for a tiny house made of recycled wood she helped build herself. Her 99-square-foot home, which boasts flower window boxes, was…
Two evangelical Christians who were supposed to host a new real estate show on HGTV have been ousted from the cable channel, after a website revealed that one of the men had made extensive comments condemning homosexuality. Twin brothers David and Jason Benham were set to host the HGTV show \"Flip…
A Fremont, California, family plans to file a lawsuit against their nine-year-old son’s teacher, who slapped the boy twice during class.
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