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An open phone line captured a confrontation between a California woman and her boyfriend, a fire official, which may have been the woman's last moments before she was killed, the Sacramento Bee reported on Friday. Police have been searching for 55-year-old firefighter Orville \"Moe\" Fleming since…
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A Florida man shot his wife and two teenage children in the head, then scattered gasoline and fireworks around the mansion they rented before setting the home ablaze and killing himself, deputies said.
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Two evangelical Christians who were supposed to host a new real estate show on HGTV have been ousted from the cable channel, after a website revealed that one of the men had made extensive comments condemning homosexuality. Twin brothers David and Jason Benham were set to host the HGTV show \"Flip…
A Fremont, California, family plans to file a lawsuit against their nine-year-old son’s teacher, who slapped the boy twice during class.
A ruling by an Australian magistrate has awarded former janitor and current fast food worker/student, Chamindu Amarsinghe A$81,597 (over US$76,000) nearly three years after he found a huge amount of money in a sanitary bin in an office bathroom he was cleaning.
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AdChoices LendingTreeSponsoredBy David Jones NEWARK, New Jersey (Reuters) - Two young boys whose mother was found stabbed to death in an apartment complex in Lodi have been recovered in South Carolina, where their father had been arrested, New Jersey police said on Saturday. State police had said on Friday they were searching…
WASHINGTON (AP) — Former President Bill Clinton and former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton are in Oxford, England, this weekend to attend the graduation ceremonies of their daughter, Chelsea.
Jen Selter has turned photos of her sculpted derriere into a moneymaking career. But copycats, don't get your hopes up. It's unlikely this level of belfie success will happen again.
Several US lawmakers criticized China Friday for its \"deeply troubling\" actions in disputed areas of the South China Sea, and urged passage of legislation that seeks peaceful solutions to rising maritime tensions. Communist neighbors China and Vietnam have seen tensions soar since Beijing…
DETROIT (AP) — The parents of a Michigan elementary school student who was videotaped while stuck in a classroom chair "have no recourse" but to sue now that the school district has decided not to follow through on its plan to fire the boy's teacher, their lawyer said Friday.
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AdChoices Carnival.comSponsoredBy Matt Robinson and Alessandra Prentice MARIUPOL/SLAVIANSK, Ukraine - (Reuters) - Ukrainian acting President Oleksander Turchinov told eastern regions gripped by a pro-Russian uprising that they would be courting catastrophe if they voted \"yes\" in a separatist referendum on Sunday. Turchinov,…
A small town Texas police officer responding to an emergency call about a female with a gun has been suspended for shooting dead a 93-year-old woman in her home, authorities said on Thursday. Hearne police officer Stephen Stem fatally shot Pearlie Golden, who was brandishing a firearm, the…
North Korean state television releases still photographs of the country's leader Kim Jong Un and his wife Ri Sol Ju during a combat flight contest at an air force base. Rough Cut (No Reporter Narration).
TAMPA, Fla. (AP) — A Tampa woman on trial in the slaying of her two teenage children while her Army officer husband was overseas yelled, "Liar!" at a psychiatrist who was testifying Friday that he had told her not to drink while taking drugs to control her bipolar disorder.
SEOUL, South Korea (AP) — North Korea issued its latest nuclear threat on Saturday, two days after South Korea's defense minister said Pyongyang was making final preparations to conduct its fourth nuclear test.
By Barbara Liston ORLANDO (Reuters) - The four people found dead in a burned-out Tampa mansion earlier this week were killed in a murder-suicide, the Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office said on Friday. Darrin Campbell, 50, who rented the house with his family, shot his wife and two teenage…
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