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A small town Texas police officer responding to an emergency call about a female with a gun has been suspended for shooting dead a 93-year-old woman in her home, authorities said on Thursday. Hearne police officer Stephen Stem fatally shot Pearlie Golden, who was brandishing a firearm, the…
When James Madison spoke to the First Congress he proposed 20 amendments for a Bill of Rights, and not the 10 we all know about. So what did Congress delete from the final list that was ratified by the states?
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NEW YORK (AP) — For nearly three years, Jadeveon Clowney couldn't wait to get to the NFL, and the league was just as eager to add the player some called the best defensive prospect in a decade.
The United States on Thursday condemned \"ugly and disrespectful\" racist comments directed towards President Barack Obama by North Korea's official KCNA news agency. \"While the North Korean Government-controlled media are distinguished by their histrionics, these comments are particularly ugly…
US officials on Thursday voiced concern at the sale of French warships to Moscow as they mull tougher sanctions on Russia for the political upheaval triggered by the crisis in Ukraine. \"We have regularly and consistently expressed our concerns about this sale even before we had the latest Russian…
Vanity Fair released its photo shoot with Monica Lewinsky on Wednesday, and we thought the pictures were great — tasteful, artistic even. Columnist Ruth Marcus at The Washington Post disagrees. The first thing to say about the photograph, by Marc Seliger, is that Lewinsky looks lovely, and younger…
A dangerous high speed chase ends with a crash in busy downtown Indianapolis.
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SEVASTOPOL, Crimea (AP) — President Vladimir Putin on Friday traveled to Crimea on his first trip to the Black Sea region since its annexation, a triumphant visit that follows a massive show of military muscle in the annual Red Square parade marking victory over Nazi Germany.
DEAR ABBY: I'm a young professional female with a military background. I'm well-educated and have a great job. However, I am also tattooed. The design is a tasteful full sleeve, with some work on my chest and other arm. I will be attending a black tie affair for my boyfriend's company and am…
By Jonathan Kaminsky OLYMPIA, Washington (Reuters) - A prominent Seattle attorney pleaded guilty on Wednesday to raping five immigrant women who worked at Asian massage parlors in the Seattle area in a deal expected to result in a 25-year prison sentence, prosecutors said. By pleading guilty,…
By Katharina Urban-Oberberg LONDON (Reuters) - Hollywood actress Angelina Jolie, in London to promote her new film \"Maleficent,\" used the red carpet event on Thursday to renew her plea for the safe return of more than 200 Nigerian school girls kidnapped by Islamist rebels. The 38-year-old…
“This guy is literally diagonal getting ready to hit this car. I'm standing there like, 'This isn't real. We have to videotape this.’"
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Investigators were continuing to process the scene of a fire at a million dollar home owned by former tennis star James Blake where the bodies of two adults and two teenagers were found.
One of the divers who worked on the rescue and recovery operation for nearly all that time kept a daily journal that outlines, in stark detail, the physical and psychological demands placed on the rescue teams. So far there has been one fatality on the rescue team, when a diver was pulled…
INDIANAPOLIS (AP) — Michael Andretti thought he had experienced everything at Indianapolis Motor Speedway — until he strolled down pit row Thursday.
CHEYENNE, Wyo. (AP) — Wyoming, the nation's top coal-producing state, is the first to reject new K-12 science standards proposed by national education groups mainly because of global warming components.
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