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WASHINGTON (AP) — Monica Lewinsky says there's no question her boss — Bill Clinton — "took advantage" of her when he was president.
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Russia on Thursday test-launched several ballistic missiles during planned exercises overseen by President Vladimir Putin, news reports said, as a crisis raged in neighbouring Ukraine. The Russian military fired a Topol intercontinental ballistic missile from its northern test site in Plesetsk, as…
“This guy is literally diagonal getting ready to hit this car. I'm standing there like, 'This isn't real. We have to videotape this.’"
An Eyewitness News crew caught a bizarre incident on camera when a car came barreling through a crowd near a murder scene
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BURLINGTON, Vt. (AP) — A teenager's fatal shooting of a troubled Army veteran father who threatened his family then tossed the child a loaded gun was legally justified, a Vermont prosecutor said Wednesday.
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PRETORIA, South Africa (AP) — Oscar Pistorius was accused of making a "sinister" comment to a friend of Reeva Steenkamp in the courtroom Tuesday after his murder trial was adjourned for the day. Pistorius denied the allegation.
By Sharon Bernstein SACRAMENTO, California (Reuters) - California lawmakers are clashing with federal officials over the design of drivers' licenses for immigrants living in the country illegally, highlighting concerns about how to grant such permits while also making clear they do not confer legal…
How tight is San Francisco’s housing market? So tight that the landlord of a rent controlled apartment building at 312 Fillmore Street has sent a memo to his existing tenants, telling them they must show they have an annual income of at least $100,000 and a FICO credit score of at least 725.Or…
Retired Baseball Manager Wasn't Surprised by Donald Sterling's Rants
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AdChoices Lending TreeSponsoredAt least three US Navy P-3 Orion surveillance planes were crushed "beyond repair" when unusually heavy snowfall swept across Japan in February, a US military daily reported Wednesday. The planes were inside a contractor's hangar near the US Navy air facility in Atsugi, west of Tokyo, the Pacific…
Israel spies on the United States more than any other ally does and these activities have reached an alarming level, Newsweek magazine reported on Tuesday. The main targets are US industrial and technical secrets, the weekly said, quoting classified briefings on legislation that would make it…
By Mary Wisniewski CHICAGO (Reuters) - Chicago police said on Wednesday they charged a Minnesota man in the 2009 rape and murder of a 12-year-old Chicago girl on the basis of DNA evidence from another rape case. Rene Valentin-Matos, 47, of Minnesota has been charged with the rape and murder of…
Andre Agassi has picked Rafael Nadal ahead of Grand Slam record-holder Roger Federer when asked to choose the best player in tennis history, a report said on Thursday. The American, putting a new slant on one of the sport's great debates, said he prefers Nadal because the Spaniard has thrived in an…
A Spanish island has summoned world experts to help it stamp out an invasion of white snakes that threaten to eat all its rare lizards, a conservationist said Tuesday. Rangers on Gran Canaria, the biggest of Spain's Canary Islands, have killed thousands of Californian Kingsnakes, which have spawned…
By Balazs Koranyi OSLO (Reuters) - Norway's energy boom is tailing off years ahead of expectations, exposing an economy unprepared for life after oil and threatening the long-term viability of the world's most generous welfare model. High spending within the sector has pushed up wages and other…
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