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This edition was generated on Thu May 8 08:45:02 EDT 2008

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General News Update
Sports News Update
Business News Update
Miscellaneous Daily Information
Boston Area Weather


General News Update

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-General News:

Official: UN plane lands in Myanmar with aid after cyclone
AP - 1 hour, 33 minutes ago

YANGON, Myanmar - Myanmar's isolationist regime allowed the first plane of a major international airlift to land Thursday with aid for cyclone survivors, a U.N. official said, amid fears that lack of safe food and drinking water could push the death toll above 100,000.

  • Chart shows nationwide foreclosure filings; 1c x 2 1/2 inches; 46.5 mm x 63.5 mm
    Housing aid bills face vetoes by President Bush AP - 2 hours, 23 minutes ago

    WASHINGTON - Strapped homeowners could refinance into government-backed mortgages and states would get money to deal with foreclosed property under Democrats' housing aid plan.

  • In this Sept. 23, 2005 file photo, Rich Butler, general manager of a downtown Louisville, Ky., Papa John's restaurant, puts toppings on a deep-dish pizza. Papa John's reported surpassing $1 billion in online pizza sales Wednesday, May 7, 2008, seven years after it began offering the service.  (AP Photo/Patti Longmire, file)
    Papa John's surpasses $1 billion in online pizza sales AP - Thu May 8, 12:17 AM ET

    LOUISVILLE, Ky. - Sometimes during peak hours, the phones are silent in Andy Freitas' pizza restaurants, yet the cooks are busy keeping pace with hungry customers.

  • An Australian platypus swims around in search for food at Taronga zoo in Sydney, Australia, Thursday, May 8, 2008. Scientists have mapped the genetic makeup of the duck-billed platypus _one of nature's strangest-looking animals with the beak of a duck, the fur of a mammal and the venom of a snake.(AP Photo/Rob Griffith)
    Scientists map the genetic makeup of the platypus AP - 1 hour, 5 minutes ago

    SYDNEY, Australia - Scientists said they have mapped the genetic makeup of the platypus — one of nature's strangest animals with a bill like a duck's, a mammal's fur and snake-like venom.

  • In this April 24, 2008 file photo, American Idol contestant Jason Castro arrives at the Britweek launch party at the British Consul Generals' residence in Los Angeles. (AP Photo/Matt Sayles, File)
    `American Idol' boots another finalist; 3 singers remain AP - 1 hour, 7 minutes ago

    NEW YORK - Simon Cowell once told Jason Castro that his face would save him from elimination. Not this time. The dreadlocked heartthrob was voted off "American Idol" Wednesday as the show narrowed the competition to three finalists: David Cook, David Archuleta and Syesha Mercado.

  • Los Angeles Lakers' Kobe Bryant holds the NBA's Most Valuable Player trophy before Game 2 with the Utah Jazz in an NBA Western Conference semifinal playoff basketball series at the Staples Center in Los Angeles, Wednesday, May 7, 2008. (AP Photo/Kevork Djansezian)
    MVP Kobe Bryant leads Lakers to 2-0 series lead over Jazz AP - 34 minutes ago

    LOS ANGELES - The chants of "MVP, MVP" directed at Kobe Bryant by Los Angeles Lakers' fans have a different meaning now. They represent fact, not just sentiment. Bryant played like a Most Valuable Player on Wednesday night, getting 34 points, eight rebounds and six assists, and the Lakers beat the Utah Jazz 120-110 to take a 2-0 lead in the Western Conference semifinals and remain the only unbeaten team in the postseason.

  • People buy torchlights on a street in Yangon May 5, 2008, after Cyclone Nargis slammed into Myanmar's main city on Saturday, ripping off roofs, felling trees and raising fears of major casualties. (Strringer/Reuters)
    Myanmar backtracks on U.S. aid flight, U.S. says Reuters - 57 minutes ago

    YANGON (Reuters) - Desperate survivors cried out for aid on Thursday nearly a week after Cyclone Nargis killed up to 100,000 people, as pressure piled up on Myanmar to throw its doors open to an international relief operation.

  • A member of the climbing team carries the Beijing Olympic torch towards the top of Mount Everest, May 8, 2008 in this image taken from television footage. (CCTV via Reuters TV/Reuters)
    Tibetan woman holds Olympic flame atop Everest Reuters - 2 hours, 26 minutes ago

    EVEREST BASE CAMP, China (Reuters) - A Tibetan woman took the Olympic torch the last steps to the top of Everest on Thursday, realizing "a dream of all Chinese people," but rights groups criticized Beijing for politicizing the Games.

  • US Democratic presidential candidate Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY) speaks during a campaign stop in High Point, North Carolina May 5, 2008. (Reuters)
    Democrats divide by race, gender, class Reuters - Thu May 8, 4:34 AM ET

    CINCINNATI (Reuters) - It's now common wisdom that Sen. Hillary Clinton attracts older voters, women and the white working class, while Sen. Barack Obama is the go-to guy for youth, African-Americans and the elite.

  • An Austrian police handout picture released April 28, 2008 shows Josef Fritzl. (Handout/police/Reuters)
    Austrian father reveals his "addiction" to incest Reuters - 47 minutes ago

    VIENNA (Reuters) - Austrian Josef Fritzl said he became addicted to incest with his daughter, who bore him seven children, and had imprisoned her in a cellar to save her from the outside world.

  • U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney attends a meeting with Iraq's President Jalal Talabani in Baghdad March 17, 2008. (Mohammed Jalil/Pool/Reuters)
    Cheney aide subpoenaed to testify to Congress Reuters - Wed May 7, 6:24 PM ET

    WASHINGTON (Reuters) - U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney's chief of staff was subpoenaed on Wednesday to testify in a congressional probe of the administration's treatment and possible torture of enemy combatants.

  • U.S. Deputy Secretary of State John Negroponte talks to South Korean reporters upon his arrival at the Incheon international airport, west of Seoul, May 7, 2008. (Lee Jung-Hoon/Yonhap/Reuters)
    U.S. envoy returns to North Korea to extract nuclear list Reuters - Thu May 8, 3:36 AM ET

    SEOUL (Reuters) - A team led by a U.S. State Department nuclear envoy entered North Korea on Thursday to persuade Pyongyang to declare its nuclear activities as called for in a six-country disarmament deal, an official said.

  • Reuters photographer detained in Zimbabwe Reuters - 2 hours, 25 minutes ago

    JOHANNESBURG (Reuters) - A Reuters photographer covering the aftermath of Zimbabwe's elections has been detained for three days for allegedly using a satellite phone to transmit pictures, the global news and information company said on Thursday.

  • U.S. soldiers search for weapons on an Afghan man, who works for a private security firm escorting truck convoys, after they found illegal weapons in his vehicle, in a village near Kandahar in this April 27, 2008 file photo. Forty countries are now contributing to the NATO-led International Security Assistance Force (ISAF) which has around 47,000 troops, but drawing up a strategy that unifies their work has proved elusive. In addition, the United States has some 14,000 troops serving in a separate force. (Goran Tomasevic/Files/Reuters)
    U.S. and NATO battle on uneven Afghan patchwork Reuters - Wed May 7, 8:33 PM ET

    MAIDAN SHAHR, Afghanistan (Reuters) - Last week U.S. Captain Roger Hill led a patrol into the Jaldez valley, just southwest of Kabul, and was immediately ambushed from three sides by 50 Taliban fighters armed with rocket-propelled grenades.

  • A few aid shipments have arrived in Myanmar's main city, but the planeloads of supplies and heavy equipment needed to help millions of cyclone victims remain largely stranded outside the country.(AFP)
    Grim fight for survival after Myanmar cyclone AFP - 13 minutes ago

    YANGON (AFP) - More than one million homeless in Myanmar were battling to stave off disease and hunger Thursday, with the military government still limiting foreign assistance six days after a massive cyclone.

  • Russian President Dmitry Medvedev stands in his office in Moscow. Vladimir Putin will retain a "key role" in Russia for years as prime minister, Medvedev has said, as the two men opened an unprecedented era of dual rule.(AFP/RIA Novosti/Dmitry Astakhov)
    Putin becomes PM in leadership 'tandem' AFP - 38 minutes ago

    MOSCOW (AFP) - Vladimir Putin will retain a "key role" in Russia for years as prime minister, new President Dmitry Medvedev said Thursday, as the two men opened an unprecedented era of dual rule.

  • This TV grab from state television CCTV shows Chinese climbers holding the Beijing Olympic torches (L) and waving Olympic flags after reaching the summit of Mount Everest, on May 8, as seen on state television, in an historic moment for China, exactly three months ahead of the Beijing Games.(AFP/CCTV)
    Olympic flame reaches Mount Everest summit AFP - Thu May 8, 2:34 AM ET

    BEIJING (AFP) - Chinese and Tibetan climbers bearing an Olympic torch reached Mount Everest's summit on Thursday, state television showed, in an historic moment for China exactly three months ahead of the Beijing Games.

  • A Zimbabwean farm worker harvests pumpkins on a South African farm in Waterpoort, March 2008. The leader of a Zimbabwe farmworkers' union said that 40,000 people had been driven off their land either as a result of direct attacks by militias or through fear.(AFP/File/Gianluigi Guercia)
    Pressure mounts on Zimbabwe amid fresh violence claims AFP - 2 hours, 9 minutes ago

    HARARE (AFP) - Pressure mounted on the Zimbabwe government Thursday to admit foreign observers to oversee a presidential election run-off amid fresh claims that pro-government militias were instilling terror in the countryside.

  • The world's first platypus twin puggles born in captivity are shown at Taronga Zoo in Sydney in 2003. The task of laying bare the platypus genome of 2.2 billion base pairs spread across 18,500 genes has taken several years, but will do far more than satisfy the curiosity of just biologists, say the researchers.(AFP/File/Torsten Blackwood)
    Neither fish nor fowl: Platypus genome decoded AFP - Thu May 8, 4:43 AM ET

    PARIS (AFP) - Arguably the oddest beast in Nature's menagerie, the platypus looks as if were assembled from spare parts left over after the animal kingdom was otherwise complete.

  • Out of use petrol pumps at a gas station in Stirling. Oil prices held near record levels after gains overnight to nearly 124 dollars as speculators dived into a market concerned about potential supply disruption(AFP/File/Ed Jones)
    Oil price holds near record highs AFP - 1 hour, 56 minutes ago

    LONDON (AFP) - Oil prices held near record levels Thursday after gains overnight to nearly 124 dollars as speculators dived into a market concerned about potential supply disruption, traders said.

  • File photo shows a large Euro symbol in front of the European Central Bank (ECB) in Frankfurt/M. Germany. Signs the eurozone economy was slowing down were unlikely to lead to lower interest rates as governors of the European Central Bank gathered Thursday, analysts said.(DDP/AFP/Martin Oeser)
    Eurozone growth shows signs of slipping as ECB meets AFP - Thu May 8, 3:46 AM ET

    ATHENS (AFP) - Signs the eurozone economy was slowing down were unlikely to lead to lower interest rates as governors of the European Central Bank gathered here Thursday, analysts said.

Most Popular Top Stories

  • Former U.S. President Jimmy Carter meets Aviva and Noam Shalit (not seen), parents of abducted Israeli soldier Gilad Shalit, in Jerusalem April 13, 2008. (Ammar Awad/Reuters)
    Nigeria oil rebels pledge truce if Carter mediates Reuters - Tue May 6, 4:18 PM ET

    LAGOS (Reuters) - Niger Delta rebels promised on Tuesday to halt attacks on the oil industry if the Nigerian government would allow former U.S. President Jimmy Carter to act as a mediator.

  • People wash up and collect water on a street in Yangon May 6, 2008, after Cyclone Nargis slammed into Myanmar's main city on Saturday. (Stringer/Reuters)
    Myanmar under pressure, death toll may rise sharply Reuters - Wed May 7, 6:52 PM ET

    YANGON (Reuters) - Myanmar's military government came under pressure on Wednesday to open its borders to more international help after a devastating cyclone that a U.S. diplomat said may have killed more than 100,000 people.

  • Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad waits for the start of a meeting with officials from Pakistan, Afghanistan and the U.N. Office on Drugs and Crime (UNODC) in Tehran May 7, 2008. Iran accused NATO on Wednesday of being indifferent towards Afghanistan's growing drugs problem and called on European states to help Tehran fight smuggling of heroin and other narcotics from its neighbour. REUTERS/Raheb Homavandi (IRAN)
    Iran's influence in Latin America worries U.S. Reuters - Wed May 7, 6:42 PM ET

    WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Iran is making allies in Latin America to counter Washington's traditional influence in the region and could use them to threaten U.S. security, a top U.S. diplomat said on Wednesday.

  • Republican presidential candidate, Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz.,  responds to a question during a media availability at the Biltmore hotel in Coral Gables, Fla. Sunday, April 27, 2008.   (AP Photo/David Adame)
    McCain courts blue-collar Democrats The Christian Science Monitor - Wed May 7, 4:00 AM ET

    WASHINGTON - With the other party still waist-deep in its presidential nomination fight, John McCain, the presumptive GOP nominee, has been quietly courting the white working-class Democrats who have proved elusive for Barack Obama, his most likely rival in the fall.

  • The capes, masks and fitted suits that make superheroes fly, zap and triumph over evil are on display at a special exhibition opening on Wednesday at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York. Duration: 01:22(AFPTV)
    New York's Met Museum showcases superheroes' impact on fashion AFP - Tue May 6, 11:33 PM ET

    NEW YORK (AFP) - The capes, masks and fitted suits that make superheroes fly, zap and triumph over a villain are to be featured in an exhibition by The Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York which looks into their influence on modern fashion.

Sports News

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-Sports:

Kobe's 34 points help Lakers beat Jazz and take 2-0 lead

AP - 1 hour, 12 minutes ago

LOS ANGELES - The Los Angeles Lakers celebrated Kobe Bryant's MVP award the best way possible. Bryant had 34 points, eight rebounds and six assists Wednesday night, and the Lakers beat the Utah Jazz 120-110 to take a 2-0 lead in the Western Conference semifinals and remain the NBA's only unbeaten team in the postseason.

Business News

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-Business:

Consumers give stores some relief but still spend cautiously

AP - 2 minutes ago

NEW YORK - Consumers gave some of the nation's retailers a little relief in April following months of dismal sales, but business was helped along by heavy discounting that could hurt fiscal first-quarter earnings.

Miscellaneous Daily Stuff

Lateshow Top Ten List

Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - May 8, 2008
Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
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David Letterman (1947 - )
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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Hunter S. Thompson (1939 - 2005)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
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Philip K. Dick (1928 - 1982), "How to Build a Universe That Doesn't Fall Apart Two Days Later", 1978
I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
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Garrison Keillor (1942 - )

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