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WASHINGTON (AP) — Monica Lewinsky says there's no question her boss — Bill Clinton — "took advantage" of her when he was president.
After a stranger told Cerra Swetman, “You don't look like a Hooter's girl I've ever seen,” she decided to do something about her weight.
If you own a home and pay for a mortgage, you could reduce your payments by as much as $3,000 a year. Here is how it works.
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GYPSUM, Colo. (AP) — A 13-year-old boy in a small Colorado town is accused of shooting his father twice in the head and trying to conceal the slaying for days by telling the man's employer his father was sick, authorities said Tuesday.
DEAR ABBY: I'm the happily married mother of two teenage boys. The other day I overheard my older son (age 17) talking with a friend about "twerking." I have never heard of it and now I'm worried. Is twerking a drug term? Is it similar to "tripping," "getting high" or "catfishing"? My 17-year-old…
Two months into her pregnancy, saleswoman Kimberly Erin Caselman told her bosses at Pier 1 that she was going to have a second child and that she intended to work during her pregnancy, but that her obstetrician recommended she not lift heavy objects or climb ladders. According to Caselman’s…
A man accidentally became a mother to 13 ducklings when their eggs hatched and he was the first moving object they saw.
Cosi's newest salad, the Peruvian Palm Salad, is now available at Boston-area Cosi locations.
AdChoices CosiSponsoredA Spanish island has summoned world experts to help it stamp out an invasion of white snakes that threaten to eat all its rare lizards, a conservationist said Tuesday. Rangers on Gran Canaria, the biggest of Spain's Canary Islands, have killed thousands of Californian Kingsnakes, which have spawned…
PRETORIA, South Africa (AP) — Oscar Pistorius was accused of making a "sinister" comment to a friend of Reeva Steenkamp in the courtroom Tuesday after his murder trial was adjourned for the day. Pistorius denied the allegation.
HANOI, Vietnam (AP) — Vietnam warned China on Tuesday that it would take all necessary measures to defend its interests in the South China Sea if Beijing does not remove a large oil rig from waters claimed by both countries.
By Lindsay Dunsmuir NEW YORK (Reuters) - A dead 45-foot female whale found in New York Harbor Monday morning was hit by a cruise ship that got stuck in the Hudson River over the weekend, authorities said on Tuesday. The Norwegian Cruise Line ship, returning to New York after a seven-day tour of the…
The family of a 26-year-old man shot dead after he tried to enter the wrong apartment is asking for charges to be pressed.
Graduating from high school at 16 is impressive enough. But graduating from college the same year most teens learn to drive a car? That's really something special.
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AdChoices FreeRateReportSponsoredNEW YORK (AP) — There were stunners, snoozers and bummers at the Met Gala, the former led by Sarah Jessica Parker, Karolina Kurkova and Sarah Silverman in stunning princess ball gowns and the latter led by, well, many.
As a teenager, I was the mistress of his brother—who ‘gave’ me as a gift to the sultan. And in just one night, we committed at least two offenses under his newly implemented penal code.
The family of Ethan Couch, the teenager who got 10 years of probation and a stint in rehab after killing four people and injuring 12 more in a drunk-driving car wreck, will pay more than $2 million in a settlement to one of the families of the injured. One family, that of the injured Lucas…
OAKLAND, Calif. (AP) — Mark Jackson came to the Golden State Warriors talking big and brash. He promised playoff appearances and championships, and he delivered plenty of wins along the way.
Canadian teenagers used Twitter to spread word of a massive house party at an empty mansion on Friday night – an all-out bash that ended with a police shutdown, broken windows and several students in handcuffs.
TAMPA, Fla. (AP) — The ex-husband of a military wife charged with killing their two teenagers testified Tuesday that after the slayings, she looked at him and made a chilling statement.
Thinking of getting dental implants? There are critical things you should know before going under the knife for the perfect smile.
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