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WASHINGTON - Employers cut far fewer jobs in April than in recent months and the unemployment rate dropped to 5 percent, a better-than-expected showing that nonetheless still revealed strains in the nation's crucial labor market.
DHARMSALA, India - Envoys of the Dalai Lama were traveling to China for talks aimed at ending the crisis in Tibet, the exiled Tibetan spiritual leader's office said Friday.
HONG KONG - Runners carried the Olympic flame through Hong Kong without disruption Friday, as large groups of flag-waving torch supporters shouted insults at pro-Tibet and human rights protesters, forcing them to seek refuge in police vans.
NEW YORK - After three decades of keeping mum, Barbara Walters now says she had a past affair with married U.S. Senator Edward Brooke, whom she remembers as "exciting" and "brilliant."
TOKYO - A Japanese civil servant was demoted for logging more than 780,000 hits on pornographic Web sites on his office computer over nine months, an official said Friday.
PHILADELPHIA - Close for four games, no contest the last two. Richard Hamilton hit his first five shots during Detroit's overpowering start, and the Pistons rolled into the second round of the playoffs by crushing the Philadelphia 76ers 100-77 on Thursday night to win the series 4-2.
SANAA (Reuters) - Six people were killed and at least 35 wounded on Friday when a bomb hidden in a motorcycle exploded outside a mosque in Yemen's volatile northern city of Saada.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Slowly but surely, Republican presidential candidate John McCain is putting some distance between himself and unpopular President George W. Bush.
HARARE (Reuters) - Zimbabwe's opposition Movement for Democratic Change said on Friday it would reject results of a presidential election that would force a run-off against veteran ruler Robert Mugabe.
NEW DELHI (Reuters) - Envoys of the Dalai Lama will travel to China to meet the government over the crisis in Tibet, the government-in-exile said on Friday.
LONDON (Reuters) - World powers called on Friday on Arab states to honor their financial and political pledges to help the Palestinians in their U.S.-backed Middle East peace effort with Israel.
ROME (Reuters) - The World Food Program said on Friday it was not yet sure if a proposed $770 million in extra U.S. food aid would help it feed the poor and close a budget gap caused by soaring food prices.
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Thousands of immigrants marched through cities across the United States on Thursday, but smaller crowds suggested their cause had lost momentum in this election year.
NEW YORK (Reuters) - American Airlines is poised to say in a report to be delivered on Friday that it wouldn't have had to cancel over 3,000 flights last month if a tentative agreement it had with local aviation officials hadn't been overruled, the Wall Street Journal reported.
LONDON (AFP) - The Middle East Quartet called Friday on Israel to stop building or extending settlements in the West Bank, while voicing deep concern over the Gaza Strip due to an Israeli blockade.
HARARE (AFP) - Zimbabwe's opposition insisted on Friday its candidate had won an outright victory over Robert Mugabe in a presidential election and threatened to reject any official results that said otherwise.
SANAA (AFP) - At least eight pople were killed and 45 wounded in Yemen on Friday when a blast went off at the entrance of a mosque in the Saada region, site of a Shiite rebellion, police and witnesses said.
DHARAMSHALA, India (AFP) - Two Tibetan envoys will arrive in China on Saturday to start "informal" talks with the country's leadership after bloody riots in Lhasa, a spokesman for the Tibetan government in exile said.
LONDON (AFP) - British Prime Minister Gordon Brown admitted Friday that his party had suffered a "bad" blow in key local elections, as forecasts predicted the worst results for Labour since the 1960s.
SAN FRANCISCO (AFP) - Apple said Thursday it has deals with Hollywood studios to make popular films available for its iPods and iPhones via its iTunes online store as soon as the movies are released on DVDs.
TOKYO (AFP) - Japan Airlines said Friday its annual net profit was more than twice as large as expected after cost cuts helped Asia's largest carrier return to the black after two years of losses.
TORONTO (Reuters Life!) - Tune out, turn off and get away from addictive electronics for 24 hours on May 3 and enjoy the outdoors.
VENICE (Reuters) - The days when Venice tolerated tourists feeding pigeons in St. Mark's Square are over.
The Federal Reserve's policymaking committee is about to give a new meaning to the term "bank holiday." After seven rounds of interest rate cuts starting last September, there are plenty of reasons for Chairman Ben Bernanke and the rest of the Federal Open Market Committee to take a long pause after today's cut of a quarter point, look at the effect of all the monetary stimulus it has flooded into the financial system, and ponder whether the central bank's next move should be an increase in rates that would mark the beginning of a tightening cycle.
SYDNEY (AFP) - Australian scientists have come up with an apple that does not go brown when cut.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A gas tax holiday proposed by U.S. presidential hopefuls John McCain and Hillary Clinton is viewed as a bad idea by many economists and has drawn unexpected support for Clinton rival Barack Obama, who also is opposed.
PHILADELPHIA - Close for four games, no contest the last two. Richard Hamilton hit his first five shots during Detroit's overpowering start, and the Pistons rolled into the second round of the playoffs by crushing the Philadelphia 76ers 100-77 on Thursday night to win the series 4-2.
WASHINGTON - Employers cut far fewer jobs in April than in recent months and the unemployment rate dropped to 5 percent, a better-than-expected showing that nonetheless still revealed strains in the nation's crucial labor market.