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This edition was generated on Sun May 1 08:45:01 EDT 2011
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Pope beatifies John Paul II before 1.5M faithful
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VATICAN CITY – Pope Benedict XVI beatified Pope John Paul II before 1.5 million faithful in St. Peter's Square and surrounding streets Sunday, moving the beloved former pontiff one step closer to possible sainthood. Full Story »
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NEW YORK – From lockout to injunction to limbo and back to lockout — with a draft thrown in. Not even Super Bowl week gets that wild. Full Story »
NEW YORK (Reuters) – Major U.S. stock indexes are at multi-year highs but Wall Street does not seem to be running out of steam, not just yet. Full Story »
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