Aaron's Daily WWW Newspaper
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This edition was generated on Fri Mar 31 08:45:01 EDT 2017
Table of Contents
General News Update
Sports News Update
Business News Update
Miscellaneous Daily Information
Boston Area Weather
Quotes of the Day
Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - March 31, 2017
- The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces.
- Maureen Murphy
- My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
- Rita Rudner
- I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
- Emo Phillips
- It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.
- Konrad Lorenz (1903 - 1989)
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