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The litany of frighteningly stupid Common Core math worksheets never ends. Perhaps now, though, kids are starting to fight back in satisfyingly creative ways.
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PERTH, Australia (AP) — Australia's prime minister said Sunday that he was hopeful a clue will emerge soon to narrow the hunt for Flight 370, as relatives of Chinese passengers on the plane protested in Malaysia to demand that the government apologize for its handling of the search for the jet.
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The Puente Hills fault could cause significantly more damage to Los Angeles than the well-known San Andreas fault, according to the U.S. Geological Survey. The Puente Hills fault is not known as the big one, but rather the close one, because it runs through some of the most populated areas in Los…
A number of Eastern European and African countries were reportedly threatened by Russia ahead of the United Nations vote earlier this week on Crimea. The vote, which was on a non-binding resolution to invalidate Crimea's referendum on secession from Ukraine, passed by a wide margin anyway.…
LA HABRA, Calif. (AP) — Experts say a bigger earthquake along the lesser-known fault that gave Southern California a moderate shake could do more damage to the region than the long-dreaded "Big One" from the more famous San Andreas Fault.
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WASHINGTON (AP) — Republicans are the party of the rich, right? It's a label that has stuck for decades, and you're hearing it again as Democrats complain about GOP opposition to raising the minimum wage and extending unemployment benefits.
LOS ANGELES (AP) — After weathering a sea of controversy, "Noah" arrived in first place at the weekend box office.
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A man in Michigan says he wasn`t surprised when a simple note to his manager cost him his job, but he never expected it to go viral. Now, he`s embracing his 15 minutes of fame in hopes of finding a new job.
JERUSALEM (AP) — The Israeli Antiquities Authority unveiled 11 ancient burial boxes Monday that were recovered by the Israeli Police early Friday morning.
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NEW YORK (AP) — ABC's top-rated "Good Morning America" has suffered its second personnel defection in four months, with news anchor Josh Elliott telling the network on Sunday that he's leaving for a job at NBC Sports.
In Pawtucket, R.I., Slater Junior High School teacher Richard C. Koster faces misdemeanor charges over allegations that he physically assaulted a student who tried to scarf down a cookie in his classroom on March 18. According to The Boston Globe, Koster told the unidentified male student not to…
By Dorene Internicola NEW YORK (Reuters) - Training for U.S. Navy SEALs, the special operations force, follows a warrior tradition that harkens back to Samurais, but fitness experts say the tough regime is gaining popularity with entrepreneurs, corporate executives, lawyers and elite athletes. "We…
Pop icon Elton John says he will tie the knot with partner David Furnish now that his native Britain has legalized gay marriage. "But we will do it and it will be a joyous occasion," John added. The couple, who have two children together, entered into a civil partnership in 2005. We shouldn't just…
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