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This edition was generated on Thu Mar 31 08:45:01 EDT 2011
BRUSSELS – NATO's chief said Thursday the alliance doesn't support U.S. and British suggestions that the U.N. mandate for the international military operation in Libya allows arming rebels who are fighting Moammar Gadhafi's troops. Full Story »
SAN FRANCISCO – Prosecutors are down to their last three witnesses in the Barry Bonds perjury trial, which is progressing faster than expected. Full Story »
NEW YORK (Reuters) – U.S. stock index futures were little changed on Thursday, the final day of the quarter, before weekly jobless claims data that could give insight into the U.S. employment situation. Full Story »