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While typical wedding photos contains of plenty of caressing, this couple from New Zealand have done things differently out of pure coincidence. Photographer Rebecca Inns was capturing soon-to-be-wed Sarah and Matthew Oke in Lucy's Gully, Taranaki on a sunny Saturday, when they ran into a group of…
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Lisa Riley took to her Twitter account yesterday to show off her slimmer frame after losing a whopping six stone in ten months, and she has now revealed exactly how she went about it. "I recently saw two of my best mates for the first time in six weeks, and their reaction was incredible.
HAVANA (AP) — Days after President Barack Obama's historic visit, the leaders of Cuba's Communist Party are under highly unusual public criticism from their own ranks for imposing new levels of secrecy on the future of social and economic reforms.
It’s not every day you’re stuck behind an plane in downtown traffic.
Several noted economist and distinguished investors are warning of a stock market crash. Albert Edwards is sounding the alarm that we could witness...
DETROIT (AP) — A 50-year-old American Airlines co-pilot had a blood-alcohol level twice the legal limit and was having trouble with his cockpit seat just before an aborted takeoff from Detroit Metropolitan Airport over the weekend, according to police reports.
A Delta employee was arrested with more than $282,000 in a backpack.
MAASTRICHT, Netherlands (AP) — James Cain learned only last Tuesday, following the airport bombing in Brussels, that his daughter was married.
Craigory Burch was shot dead in Fitzgerald, Georgia, in January after masked intruders blasted open his door with a shotgun, WALB television reported. Burch was a "pre-selected target" of a home invasion, the Ben Hill County Sheriff's Office said in a statement on Monday.
A farmer has lost 25 tonnes of fish after they were sucked into a sinkhole. The fish farmer, known as Yang, was helpless as the overnight incident rid his pond of most of its water and tonnes and tonnes of fish. The incident happened in Baisha Town and led to the loss of more than 10,000 fish.
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The Philippines may invest in its first-ever submarine fleet to help protect its territory in the disputed South China Sea, President Benigno Aquino said Wednesday.
By Jonathan Allen NEW YORK (Reuters) - A second federal judge has taken the rare step of allowing a group suing for records from Hillary Clinton's time as U.S. secretary of state to seek sworn testimony from officials, saying there was "evidence of government wrong-doing and bad faith." The…
OAKLAND, Calif. (AP) — Steve Kerr and his do-everything superstar, Stephen Curry, expected Golden State to build on its championship run of last season.
(Reuters) - A New York man was charged with drug trafficking and other crimes after authorities in Vermont discovered the equivalent of more than 1,400 bags of heroin hidden in his body, state police said on Wednesday. Fernando Estrella, 41, of the Bronx was pulled over by officers in St Albans…
A video of a black college student confronting a white student about his hairstyle is being shared across the world and now San Francisco State University is promising an investigation.
The baby was born in war, even as planes blasted his village in Yemen. Five months later, Udai Faisal died from war: His skeletal body broke down under the ravages of malnutrition, his limbs like twigs, his cheeks sunken, his eyes dry. The spread of hunger has been the most horrific consequence of…
If you're a fan of both noodles and burgers, you're in luck. Casual restaurant chain Red Robin announced Tuesday that they'll bring a New York and Los Angeles cult favorite to their menu — the Ramen Burger. SEE ALSO: These delicious ramen cookies are making our mouths water Starting April 4, for a…
Actress and singer Patty Duke, who won an Oscar at age 16 for her portrayal of deaf-blind political activist Helen Keller in "The Miracle Worker," died Tuesday. Duke, whose real name was Anna Pearce, had developed sepsis from a ruptured intestine, her manager Mitchell Stubbs said in a statement.…
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A popular Silicon Valley tech executive tragically died Easter Sunday trying to save his daughter who was being shocked while swimming in a pool in Palm Springs.