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The retired revolutionary, who has reacted tepidly to Cuba's rapprochement with the United States, scoffed at what he described as Obama's call to forgive and forget more than half a century of Cold War enmity. Obama, who met Raul but not Fidel Castro during his three-day visit last week, defied…
Visit the great country estates of Britain’s famous figures, from Elizabethan lords to modern day Dukes, and even Winston Churchill.
NEW ORLEANS (AP) — Carmelo Anthony says he was momentarily "shocked" when he felt someone grasping at his thigh as he stood near the top of the key in the final minute of the New York Kicks' game against the New Orleans Pelicans on Monday night.
On March 29, 1961, Ohio and Kansas voted to ratify the Constitution’s 23rd Amendment. Today, that amendment remains obscure and still controversial to a small, but critical, group of Americans.
The hunters searching for mammoth tusks were drawn to the steep riverbank by a deposit of ancient bones. To their astonishment, they discovered an Ice Age puppy's snout peeking out from the permafrost. Five years later, a pair of puppies perfectly preserved in Russia's far northeast region of…
Australia is home to some of the largest, and strangest animals on the planet…you won't see this anywhere else.
A couple who've long worked at a Los Angeles 7-Eleven were tragically stabbed in a confrontation with a shoplifter, police say.
TONAWANDA, N.Y. (AP) — For Kim Vaillancourt, pregnant while staving off aggressive brain cancer, it comes down to this: "The baby saved me. Now it's my turn to save him."
In this video, the bride and bridesmaid's dance completely took her husband and everyone else at the wedding by surprise.
This is definitely one of those moments that could only take place Down Under. Surfer Ivy Thomas was catching waves in Noosa, Queensland on Sunday, when none other than Australia's former prime minister, Tony Abbott, coasted on by her. SEE ALSO: Lizards battle it out in Australia, because it's not…
On the morning of Saturday, March 5, students gathered at test centers around the United States to take the SAT, the all-important college entrance exam. The day was momentous – not simply for the test-takers but also for the College Board, the not-for-profit that owns the exam. East Asian cram…
A Taiwanese man suspected of decapitating a four-year-old girl was beaten by an angry mob, as the case sparked fresh debate Tuesday about the death penalty for child-killers. The man grabbed the child as she cycled to a Taipei metro station with her mother on Monday, and beheaded her with a kitchen…
Before you pay your next mortgage you need to see this. Millions of homeowners are stunned and banks are shocked. Do this before it expires.
WASHINGTON (AP) — He is the Republican Party's undisputed front-runner, yet Donald Trump's White House aspirations may now depend on a messy fight for delegates he is only now scrambling to address.
This year some 4 million baby boomers will retire. Some of us are forced to retire or can't wait to retire in our 50s. Others love their jobs and are able to hang on until they're 70. Some people have a pension, but many do not. But no matter what our prospects, we all have to face certain…
Israel has rejected as "delusional" a claim that superstar Elton John was asked to declare loyalty to the Jewish state before an upcoming concert. The "Rocket Man" singer's Israeli concert organiser Shuki Weiss issued the claim on Monday, saying the interior ministry initially made the demand as a…
Know these warning signs. The earlier the better. You won't believe warning sign #7.
Two people were killed Monday morning after a Honda Civic fleeing a sheriff's deputy crashed into a Mustang in a San Bernardino intersection.
HAVANA (AP) — Fidel Castro responded Monday to President Barack Obama's historic trip to Cuba with a long, bristling letter recounting the history of U.S. aggression against Cuba, writing that "we don't need the empire to give us any presents."
After sensationally quitting One Direction last March, Zayn Malik hit the headlines again over the summer when he dramatically dumped his fiancee, Perrie Edwards, after four long years together. The Little Mix star was left heartbroken by the break-up, which came after months of speculation that…
Study finds that for men over 40, certain exercise speeds aging & causes weight gain. Discover the best way to slow aging and burn off excess fat.
Say you have a problem child. If it’s a toddler, maybe he smacks his siblings. Or she refuses to put on her shoes as the clock ticks down to your morning meeting at work. If it’s a teenager, maybe he peppers you with obscenities during your all-too-frequent arguments. The answer is to punish them,…
Toyota Corolla has been ruling the roost in the D-segment in the Indian market. The new model will be introduced in international market in the coming months, while the India debut is expected to be in 2017. The new Corolla will continue to be offered with 1.8-litre four-cylinder VVT-i petrol…
BEIJING/DHARAMSALA, India (Reuters) - Exiled Tibetan spiritual leader the Dalai Lama is "making a fool" of Tibetan Buddhism with suggestions he may not reincarnate, or reincarnate as something inappropriate, and the faithful are not buying it, a Chinese official wrote on Monday. The comments came…
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