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It was just one in a series of bad decisions the 22-year-old has made in recent years.
By Greg Torode and Manuel Mogato HONG KONG/MANILA (Reuters) - The Philippines will file a case against China over the disputed South China Sea at an arbitration tribunal in The Hague next week, subjecting Beijing to international legal scrutiny over the increasingly tense waters for the first time.…
Bryan Watts is director of the Center for Conservation Biology, a joint program of the College of William & Mary and Virginia Commonwealth University. His subject in this article, Mitchell Byrd, began teaching at William & Mary in 1956 and has been active in wildlife recovery and restoration…
SACRAMENTO, Calif. (AP) — So far in 2014, each month has brought news of another arrest or conviction of a Democratic California state senator. The latest was Wednesday's arrest of Sen. Leland Yee of San Francisco on federal corruption charges, news that roiled the capital and led one of Yee's…
In central Pennsylvania, a farmer apparently has won an expensive constitutional argument over his Fifth Amendment right to evasively answer a game warden’s questions about a recently deceased deer.
Japanese plane buffs will say a fond farewell to the "jumbo jet" this month as the Boeing 747 makes its final scheduled flight in the country. The two-deck carrier, loved for its broad-shouldered look, will ferry holiday-makers and aviation enthusiasts on an All Nippon Airways flight from Naha, in…
At the start, Russia's armed intervention in Crimea posed a ticklish problem for China: A country that it wanted to befriend had violated the cardinal principle of Beijing's foreign policy – nonintervention in other states' domestic affairs. If Russia's relationship with the West goes into the deep…
Doctors are studying a new treatment that could fight obesity and type 2 diabetes.
Earlier this week, the U.S. Supreme Court heard oral arguments in Sebelius v. Hobby Lobby Stores, the case in which a craft store chain is claiming the Affordable Care Act's birth control mandate violates its religious beliefs. You may be thinking that a private corporation suing over its religious…
DEAR ABBY: I'm 13, and my classmates are just beginning to "date." Sometimes what this means is, "Hey, do you want to go to my house, get drunk and have sex?" There's already a pregnant girl in our school. She's 12. I'm trying not to get involved in any of this, but I'm constantly being teased for…
Perth (Australia) (AFP) - Searchers scoured a new area of the Indian Ocean for Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 Saturday hoping to salvage possible debris from the doomed jet after several hopeful sightings. But despite having access to considerable assets, Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott said…
After benchmark results for the recently launched HTC One (M8) showed that the handset can offer great performance when compared to rivals – especially the Asian version which packs a slightly more powerful processor than the models that will be sold in other markets – new reports have suggested…
Greg Benson has mastered the art of cell phone crashing. The 46-year-old comedian sits next to someone talking loudly on the phone and begins responding to whatever they say. Back in December, we covered a video of Benson pulling this off at Los Angeles International Airport. That clip has since…
James Moehle and Angela Huckaby returned to Texas this week from a beautiful Hawaiian vacation, but the trip home was marred slightly by lost luggage but even more so when the luggage turned up with an insulting note attached. “Please text, deaf and dumb,” were...
ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. (AP) — Nearly a million jars of peanut butter were dumped at a New Mexico landfill this week to expedite the sale of a bankrupt peanut-processing plant that was at the heart of a 2012 salmonella outbreak and nationwide recall.
A new report from the Centers for Disease Control shows 1 in 68 U.S. children now have the disorder, a huge increase in two years.
A man was released from custody after his 10-year-old daughter asked Pope Francis to intercede. Sara Welch reports for the KTLA 5 News at 6 p.m. on March 28, 2014.
On Wednesday MSNBC host Chris Hayes went all in on Jennifer Stefano of the Koch brothers-backed Americans for Prosperity. Hayes started off his show with a four-minute monologue explaining conservative reactions to the enrollment extension, then introduced Stefano as "one of those people who I…
The school board maintains they never forced her to quit.
Nearly 15,000 South Korean and US troops kicked off a 12-day amphibious landing drill Thursday, the largest for two decades, a day after North Korea launched two mid-range ballistic missiles. Code-named Ssang Yong ("Twin Dragons"), the exercise on the South's southeastern coast will last until…