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TOKYO (AP) — Japanese police early Monday caught a 23-year-old man who had been sought since a teenage girl escaped his apartment after being held captive for nearly two years.
The hunters searching for mammoth tusks were drawn to the steep riverbank by a deposit of ancient bones. To their astonishment, they discovered an Ice Age puppy's snout peeking out from the permafrost. Five years later, a pair of puppies perfectly preserved in Russia's far northeast region of…
Noraidah Mohd Yussof, 34, assaulted Mohammad Airyl Amirul Haziq Mohamed Ariff on 1 August 2014 at her flat in Eunos Crescent. Appearing in the High Court on Monday (28 March), Noraidah pleaded guilty to two counts each of causing grievous hurt and ill-treating a child for the assault. Noraidah, a…
Speculations around Malaika Arora Khan and Arbaaz Khan’s separation have been doing the rounds since quite a while. Media was abuzz with reports of them having parted ways. But nothing was official. However, putting to rest all rumours, Arbaaz and Malaika have issued a joint statement to a leading…
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One might reasonably and understandably assume that all passports are created equal, which is to say that a passport from most any country will provide a consistent level of travel access across all corners of the globe. The laws governing international travel, however, are much more nuanced than…
Thousands of supporters of an executed Islamist assassin were holding a sit-in in Islamabad Monday after submitting a list of demands including the execution of a female Christian blasphemy convict. Mumtaz Qadri was hanged on February 29 for killing a Punjab governor over his call for blasphemy…
A carnival was shut down after a large fight broke out, causing chaos in South Philadelphia.
Visit the great country estates of Britain’s famous figures, from Elizabethan lords to modern day Dukes, and even Winston Churchill.
A Florida boy shot an apartment building security guard with a BB gun and was, in turn, shot dead.
Two arrests have been made in Britain after a seven-year-old girl died while using a bouncy castle at an Easter fair
The new Self Defence Force base on the island of Yonaguni is at the western extreme of a string of Japanese islands in the East China Sea, 150 km (90 miles) south of the disputed islands known as the Senkaku islands in Japan and the Diaoyu in China. China has raised concerns with its neighbors and…
In this video, the bride and bridesmaid's dance completely took her husband and everyone else at the wedding by surprise.
WASHINGTON, Pennsylvania (AP) — Two dead venomous snakes were found in a package in a western Pennsylvania post office earlier this month, federal authorities said.
Hitting the snooze button in the morning for a few extra minutes of sleep can unintentionally give you a late start to the day and cause you to stay at work longer. Solution: Take the time to practice good hygiene (i.e.
SAN DIEGO (AP) — Saudi Arabia's largest dairy company will soon be unable to farm alfalfa in its own parched country to feed its 170,000 cows. So it's turning to an unlikely place to grow the water-chugging crop — the drought-stricken American Southwest.
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Bob Geldof has opened up about his daughter Peaches’ death, admitting that his shock and grief following the 25-year-old’s heroin overdose back in 2014 left him contemplating suicide.
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Belgian cyclist Antoine Demoitie has died after he was struck by a motorbike following a fall during the Gent-Wevelgem race in Belgium, police said. The 25-year-old, a member of Belgium's Wanty-Gobert team, was involved in a fall along with three other riders around 150 kilometres (90 miles) into…
A Utah woman who is part of a polygamous group alleges in a lawsuit that makers of a reality TV show barged into her house without permission and pressured her daughter into being in a series about people leaving polygamy by offering her money
China's military will end so-called paid for services within the next three years, state media said on Monday, the latest move to modernize the armed forces amid a reform and anti-corruption push. The People's Liberation Army announced the move in November, meaning non-core activities such as…
A free Easter egg hunt sponsored by the PEZ Candy company had to be abruptly cancelled when organizers say a group of candy-crazed parents rushed the field. Linda So reports.