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This edition was generated on Mon Mar 28 08:45:02 EDT 2011

General News Update
Sports News Update
Business News Update
Miscellaneous Daily Information
Boston Area Weather

General News Update

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-General News:

Libyan rebels clean up a checkpoint in the outskirts of Ras Lanouf, eastern Libya, Sunday, March 27, 2011. Libyan rebels took back a key oil town and

Libyan rebels close on key Gadhafi stronghold AP – 1 hr 14 mins ago

BIN JAWWAD, Libya – Rebel forces on Monday fought their way to the doorstep of Moammar Gadhafi's hometown of Sirte, a key government stronghold guarding the road to the capital Tripoli. Full Story »

Syrian pro-Assad protesters shout slogans as they carry pictures of Syrian President Bashar Assad during a sit-in in front of the Syrian embassy in Be

Eyewitness: Gunfire, tear gas in Syrian city AP – 9 mins ago

Slideshow: Unrest in Syria's Omari

A water pump is lifted by crane onto a U.S. military boat to ship to Fukushima Dai-ichi nuclear power plant at Onahama port, Iwaki, Fukushima Prefectu

Radiation in Japan seawater, soil may be spreading AP – 1 hr 9 mins ago

Sports News

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-Sports:

Unthinkable foursome heading to Houston

AP – Mon Mar 28, 5:39 am ET

All the top seeds have gone home, all the "smart money" is down the tubes and millions of brackets are in the trash. Full Story »

First Four to Final Four: VCU stuns Kansas 71-61

AP – Sun Mar 27, 9:48 pm ET

Kentucky beats North Carolina 76-69 in East final

AP – Sun Mar 27, 9:46 pm ET

Business News

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-Business:

Traders gather at a post on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange

Reuters

Stock futures rise, but Japan, Libya issues weigh

Reuters – 39 mins ago

NEW YORK (Reuters) – U.S. stock index futures rose on Monday, building on three sessions of gains, though developments in Japan and Libya remained in view, suggesting further volatility ahead. Full Story »

Slideshow: Stock Markets

Logos are seen in front of Swiss commodities trader Glencore building in Baar

Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.: Blore's Razor
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind.: E. B. White (1899 - 1985), Some Remarks on Humor, introduction
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