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This edition was generated on Fri Mar 28 08:45:02 EDT 2008

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General News Update
Sports News Update
Business News Update
Miscellaneous Daily Information
Boston Area Weather


General News Update

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-General News:

US jets drop bombs in Basra
AP - 41 minutes ago

BAGHDAD - A British military spokesman in Basra says U.S. warplanes have carried out at least two airstrikes overnight in Iraq's southern oil port.

  • Army Lt. Gen. Martin Dempsey, Commander of the Multi-National Security Transition Command in Iraq, testifies on Capitol Hill in Washington in this June 12, 2007 file photo.  In a ceremony Friday, March 28, 2008, at MacDill Air Force Base, Fla., Dempsey is to assume command of U.S. Central Command from Navy Adm. William J. Fallon,    (AP Photo/Susan Walsh, File)
    Dempsey to become Central Command chief AP - 2 hours, 30 minutes ago

    WASHINGTON - One of the Army's most Iraq-savvy generals is taking charge, at least temporarily, of arguably the most important command in the U.S. military, with responsibility for the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.

  • US Democratic presidential candidates Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY) and Senator Barack Obama (D-IL) square off in the last debate before the Ohio primary in Cleveland, Ohio, February 26, 2008. (Matt Sullivan/Reuters)
    Pennsylvania senator to endorse Obama AP - 22 minutes ago

    NEW YORK - Pennsylvania Sen. Bob Casey plans to endorse Democrat Barack Obama Friday, a move that could carry special weight with critical Catholic voters in the Keystone State's upcoming primary and with superdelegates.

  • Rapper T.I. whose real name is Clifford Harris speaks to reporters outside the Richard B. Russell Federal Courthouse in Atlanta, Thursday, March 27, 2008. Rapper T.I. pleaded guilty Thursday to federal weapons possession charges, and will receive a sentence that includes prison time after he completes a period of community service. (AP Photo/John Bazemore)
    T.I. pleads guilty to weapons charges AP - 36 minutes ago

    ATLANTA - Rapper T.I. has admitted having unregistered machine guns and being a felon in possession of a firearm. Now he has a chance to avoid a lengthy prison sentence by telling kids not to make the same mistakes he did.

  • Man writes check on 2-ply toilet paper AP - 47 minutes ago

    BINGHAMTON, N.Y. - An upstate New York man embroiled in a dispute over his water bill is not being allowed to pay off his debt with a check written on toilet paper. Ron Borgna tried to settle his $2,509.66 bill with a check written on floral print, two-ply toilet paper Wednesday.

  • North Carolina's Tyler Hansbrough grabs a rebound over Washington State's Derrick Low (2) during an NCAA East Regional basketball semifinal Thursday, March 27, 2008, in Charlotte, N.C. (AP Photo/Gerry Broome)
    Memphis takes on Michigan St. tonight AP - 48 minutes ago

    HOUSTON - The NCAA men's basketball tournament resumes tonight with Memphis, the top seed in the South, taking on Michigan State and Texas going against Stanford. In the Midwest, top-seed Kansas plays Villanova and Wisconsin takes on Davidson.

  • Residents gather at the scene of a U.S. air strike in a parking lot in Baghdad's Sadr City March 28, 2008. (Kareem Raheem/Reuters)
    U.S. forces drawn deeper into Iraq crackdown Reuters - 2 hours, 5 minutes ago

    BAGHDAD (Reuters) - U.S. forces were drawn deeper into Iraq's four day-old crackdown on Shi'ite militants on Friday, launching air strikes in Basra for the first time and battling militants in Baghdad.

  • Democratic presidential candidate Senator Barack Obama delivers a speech on the economy at Cooper Union for the Advancement of Science and Art in New York, March 27, 2008. (Shannon Stapleton/Reuters)
    Senator Casey endorses Obama Reuters - 1 hour, 4 minutes ago

    NEW YORK (Reuters) - Sen. Bob Casey of Pennsylvania endorsed on Friday Barack Obama's campaign for the Democratic nomination for president in a boost for the Illinois senator.

  • Tibetan Buddhist monks cry as they surround foreign journalists at the Jokhang Temple in Lhasa March 27, 2008. (The Central News Agency/Reuters)
    China says Tibet monks won't be punished Reuters - 1 hour, 54 minutes ago

    BEIJING (Reuters) - China will not punish a group of Tibetan monks for disrupting a government-organized foreign media tour of Lhasa and voicing support for the Dalai Lama, a senior official said in a bid to allay fears of repercussions.

  • U.S. dollar bills are displayed in Toronto in this posed photo, March 26, 2008. (Mark Blinch/Reuters)
    Personal income up more than expected Reuters - 10 minutes ago

    WASHINGTON (Reuters) - U.S. personal income rose more than expected in February as the economy teetered on the brink of a possible recession, while both personal spending and a key price measure increased only slightly, a government report showed on Friday

  • Democratic presidential candidate Senator Hillary Clinton speaks at a campaign fundraiser at Constitution Hall in Washington, March 26, 2008. (Jim Young/Reuters)
    Clinton walks tightrope on strength and emotion Reuters - 1 hour, 1 minute ago

    WINSTON-SALEM, North Carolina (Reuters) - Be strong or show some emotion? Stick to policy or share your private life?

  • North Korean soldiers talk on the northern part of the Joint Security Area at the truce village of Panmunjom in the demilitarized zone in Paju, 42 km (26 miles) northwest of Seoul, as a group of journalists attend a media tour organised by the United Nations Command March 26, 2008. (Lee Jae-Won/Reuters)
    North Korea raises tensions with missile launch Reuters - Fri Mar 28, 5:43 AM ET

    SEOUL (Reuters) - North Korea test-fired a battery of short-range missiles on Friday in what analysts saw as a show of the reclusive state's anger at Washington and the new conservative government in Seoul.

  • Supporters of hostage Ingrid Betancourt attend a candle-light ceremony outside the Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris December 22, 2007. (Antoine Gyori/Reuters)
    Colombia offers to free rebels in Betancourt swap Reuters - Fri Mar 28, 3:35 AM ET

    BOGOTA (Reuters) - Colombia will free hundreds of guerrilla fighters if rebel leaders release politician Ingrid Betancourt, who is in ill health after being held hostage for years in secret jungle camps, the government said.

  • Israeli soldiers walk past battle tanks at Golan Heights near the town of Qazerin September 7, 2007. (Yonathan Weitzman/Reuters)
    Israel seeking peace talks with Syria: minister Reuters - Fri Mar 28, 4:27 AM ET

    JERUSALEM (Reuters) - An Israeli minister said on Friday that the Jewish state was trying to revive peace talks with Syria and that the price of a deal was the occupied Golan Heights.

  • The Dalai Lama -- the Tibetan spiritual leader -- is greeted by his supporters in New Delhi. China on Friday let the first foreign diplomats visit Tibet following deadly riots there, amid debate in Europe over whether the Chinese crackdown should trigger a boycott of the Olympics opening.(AFP/Pedro Ugarte)
    Foreign diplomats visit Tibet amid Olympic boycott debate AFP - Fri Mar 28, 3:32 AM ET

    BEIJING (AFP) - China on Friday let the first foreign diplomats visit Tibet following deadly riots there, amid debate in Europe over whether the Chinese crackdown should trigger a boycott of the Olympics opening.

  • The Dalai Lama talks to journalist gathered in New Delhi. The exiled spiritual leader has appealed to China's leaders to enter into "meaningful dialogue" over the crisis in Tibet.(AFP/Pedro Ugarte)
    Dalai Lama makes fresh appeal for talks with Beijing on Tibet AFP - 2 hours, 4 minutes ago

    NEW DELHI (AFP) - The Dalai Lama appealed to China's leaders Friday to enter into "meaningful dialogue" over the crisis in Tibet, according to a statement from the exiled spiritual leader.

  • A propaganda poster in the North Korean capital Pyongyang. North Korea has raised the stakes in its nuclear disputes with South Korea and the United States, test-firing several missiles and warning it may slow down work to disable atomic plants.(AFP/File/Mark Ralston)
    North Korea raises stakes in nuke dispute with missile launches AFP - 2 hours, 18 minutes ago

    SEOUL (AFP) - North Korea raised the stakes Friday in its nuclear disputes with South Korea and the United States, test-firing several missiles and warning it may slow down work to disable atomic plants.

  • NASA image of planet Earth in July 2007. Twenty-six cities around the world are set to turn off the lights at 0900 GMT in an effort to raise awareness about global warming.(AFP/NASA/File)
    'Earth Hour' to plunge millions into darkness AFP - Fri Mar 28, 1:56 AM ET

    SYDNEY (AFP) - Twenty-six major cities around the world are expected to turn off the lights on major landmarks, plunging millions of people into darkness to raise awareness about global warming, organisers said.

  • A Research scientist disects a mosquito at a research centre in Maryland. Biologists have mapped how a deadly class of viruses including dengue fever and encephalitis become infectious in a pair of new studies.(AFP/File/Tim Sloan)
    US biologists shed light on how deadly virus becomes infectious AFP - 2 hours, 35 minutes ago

    CHICAGO (AFP) - Biologists have mapped how a deadly class of viruses including dengue, West Nile, yellow fever and encephalitis become infectious in a pair of studies published in the journal Science.

  • Alitalia workers wave their trade union flags in front of the company headquarters in Rome, March 25. Air France-KLM played its final card in a bid to take over Alitalia, telling unions it was holding firm on a plan to cut 2,100 jobs but would extend benefits to more employees.(AFP/File/Filippo Monteforte)
    Air France-KLM holds firm on plan to cut 2,100 Alitalia jobs AFP - 9 minutes ago

    ROME (AFP) - Air France-KLM played its final card on Friday in a bid to take over Alitalia, telling unions it was holding firm on a plan to cut 2,100 jobs but would extend benefits to more employees.

  • File photo shows a worker cleaning the windows at the headquarters of German insurance giant Allianz in Cologne, western Germany. The German insurance company Allianz is mulling the possibility of contributing its banking unit Dresdner Bank to a three-way merger that would include Commerzbank and Deutsche Postbank, a press report said Friday.(DDP/AFP/File/Henning Kaiser)
    German insurer Allianz mulling major banking merger: report AFP - Fri Mar 28, 3:39 AM ET

    FRANKFURT (AFP) - The German insurance company Allianz is mulling the possibility of contributing its banking unit Dresdner Bank to a three-way merger that would include Commerzbank and Deutsche Postbank, a press report said Friday.

Most Popular Top Stories

  • Tuna on a sushi rotates on a conveyor-belt at a sushi bar in Kushiro in the eastern part of Hokkaido, northern Japan, February 10, 2007. As Japanese sushi conquers restaurants and homes around the world, industry experts are fighting the side-effects of the raw fish boom: fake sushi bars, over-confident amateurs, poisoned consumers. (Yuriko Nakao/Reuters)
    Chefs warn on side-effects of sushi boom Reuters - Fri Mar 28, 5:14 AM ET

    TOKYO (Reuters) - As Japanese sushi conquers restaurants and homes around the world, industry experts are fighting the side-effects of the raw fish boom: fake sushi bars, over-confident amateurs, poisoned consumers.

  • A veteran walks through the lobby in Denver, Colorado August 2, 2007. (Rick Wilking/Reuters)
    Older Americans wealthier, living longer Reuters - Thu Mar 27, 7:22 PM ET

    CHICAGO (Reuters) - Older Americans have more money and are expected to live far longer than prior generations, U.S. government researchers said on Thursday.

  • A tortoise inside its cage at the Emperor Valley Zoo and Botanical Garden of Port of Spain in Trinidad and Tobago, March 19. A tortoise that smokes and appears to be addicted to nicotine has been discovered in China's northeastern province of Jilin, state media reported.(AFP/File/Yuri Cortez)
    Smoking tortoise found in China AFP - Thu Mar 27, 8:59 AM ET

    BEIJING (AFP) - A tortoise that smokes and appears to be addicted to nicotine has been discovered in China's northeastern province of Jilin, state media reported on Thursday.

  • A policeman gestures near a fireman hosing down burning vehicles after a U.S. air strike in a parking lot in Baghdad's Sadr City March 28, 2008. (Kareem Raheem/Reuters)
    U.S. forces drawn deeper into Iraq crackdown Reuters - 2 hours, 5 minutes ago

    BAGHDAD (Reuters) - U.S. forces were drawn deeper into Iraq's four day-old crackdown on Shi'ite militants on Friday, launching air strikes in Basra for the first time and battling militants in Baghdad.

  • Olympic swimmer Amanda Beard signs autographs on a July issue of Playboy in New York June 14, 2007. (Lucas Jackson/Reuters)
    Playboy to launch in Philippines as eyes mature Dads Reuters - Thu Mar 27, 6:06 AM ET

    MANILA (Reuters Life!) - Playboy magazine is launching in the Philippines next month and will be targeting mature men who like well-written articles and tasteful photographs of semi-nude women.

Sports News

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-Sports:

Love, UCLA beat Western Kentucky 88-78

AP - 1 hour, 51 minutes ago

PHOENIX - Nothing comes easy for UCLA these days. With Kevin Love scoring a career-high 29 points, the Bruins nearly frittered away a 21-point halftime lead and hung on to defeat Western Kentucky 88-78 in the NCAA West Region on Thursday night.

Business News

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-Business:

Consumer spending weak in February

AP - 5 minutes ago

WASHINGTON - Consumers, jolted by a credit crisis, job cuts and soaring energy costs, turned in the weakest spending performance in 17 months in February, further evidence that the risks of a recession are increasing.

Miscellaneous Daily Stuff

Lateshow Top Ten List

Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - March 28, 2008
Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.
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Elbert Hubbard (1856 - 1915)
The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.
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Flip Wilson (1933 - 1998)
The price one pays for pursuing any profession or calling is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side.
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James Baldwin (1924 - 1987)
Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age.
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William Feather (1908 - 1976)

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