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Lula Ann Gillespie-Miller signed away her parental rights to her three children over to her parents in 1974 and was never seen again...until now.
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Bernie Sanders scored three wins in Western caucus contests Saturday, giving a powerful psychological boost to his supporters but doing little to move him closer to securing the Democratic nomination. ...
Amy Cuddy sat down with ABC News’ Dan Harris for his livestream podcast show, “10% Happier with Dan Harris” to talk about the power pose, how good posture can affect mood
Britain's Andy Murray moved into the third round of the ATP and WTA Miami Open but Rafael Nadal, dizzy as he struggled to cope with the heat and humidity, retired from his match. World number two Murray, twice a Grand Slam champion, downed Uzbekistan's 76th-ranked Denis Istomin 6-3, 7-5 to reach…
Two days after bomb attacks at Brussels airport and on a packed metro killed 31 people and injured hundreds, a security guard who worked at a Belgian nuclear plant was murdered and his pass was stolen, Belgian media reported on Saturday. The French language Derniere Heure (DH) newspaper reported…
Here's what historians say about the image of Jesus being nailed to a cross.
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PYONGYANG, North Korea (AP) — North Korea warned Saturday that its military is ready to attack Seoul's presidential palace unless South Korean President Park Geun-hye apologizes for "treason" and publicly executes officials responsible for what Pyongyang says are plans to attack its leadership.
Russian state television has aired the final words of the pilots of the flydubai passenger jet that crashed in Rostov-on-Don last week killing 62 people, suggesting pilot error could be to blame. Russia's Rossiya-1 channel late Friday said it had obtained a transcript of the last words exchanged a…
The Alabama Supreme Court is refusing to overturn the conviction and life sentence of a man convicted of taking a tool from a home improvement store
Several noted economist and distinguished investors are warning of a stock market crash. Albert Edwards is sounding the alarm that we could witness...
ATLANTA (AP) — A downtown Atlanta hotel says it found no problems with the exit door of a walk-in freezer where a woman was found dead inside.
Bernie Sanders trounced Democratic frontrunner Hillary Clinton in Hawaii's presidential caucus to secure a clean sweep of all three election contests on Saturday, US media reported. NBC News and other major media outlets projected 71 percent support for Sanders in Hawaii, where 25 delegates were in…
Anyone who has ever received misguided travel recommendations knows that many popular but questionable travel "truths" simply shouldn't be put into practice. Truth: While many travel sites suggest staying outside of town to secure the best deals, it's not always the smartest move, says Robert…
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Keisha Livingston and Shamare Malik Harris were found dead at the scene. Diana Marie Edgerton was taken to WakeMed and died from her injuries on arrival.
Nineteen-year-old Mason Wells, from Utah, remains in intensive care.
He's 184 years old and he's never had a bath before. How gross and adorable.
Although his net worth is uncertain…here are a few examples of Trump trying to remind us just how rich he is.
MADISON, Wis. (AP) — A trio of Wisconsin Republicans looking to inject the party with their own youthful, aggressive brand of conservatism ushered in the "Cheesehead Revolution." Their aim was to position the GOP for success in the 2016 presidential election.
Tesla is set to unveil the Model 3, its long-anticipated pitch to middle class drivers and a key component in founder Elon Musk's vision to mainstream the electric car. Tesla Motors, until now a purveyor of luxurious all-electric cars with equally luxurious price-tags, plans to sell the Model 3 for…
Police in Alabama say a 4-year-old boy is expected to recover he was shot in the head while left in a car with siblings as their mother went into a store
In this video, the bride and bridesmaid's dance completely took her husband and everyone else at the wedding by surprise.
BEIRUT (AP) — A look at Palmyra, the archaeological gem that Syrian troops took back from Islamic State fighters.