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This edition was generated on Thu Mar 27 08:45:02 EDT 2008

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General News Update
Sports News Update
Business News Update
Miscellaneous Daily Information
Boston Area Weather


General News Update

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-General News:

Economy nearly stalled in 4th quarter
AP - 1 minute ago

WASHINGTON - The economy nearly sputtered out in the final quarter of last year and is probably faring even worse now amid the continuing housing, credit and financial crises.

  • Israel: Hezbollah increases rocket range AP - 37 minutes ago

    JERUSALEM - With Iranian backing, Hezbollah guerrillas have dramatically increased their rocket range and can now threaten most of Israel, senior Israeli defense officials said.

  • An unidentified man takes a walk in Washington, DC. Having a large belly in middle age nearly triples the risk of developing dementia, a study released Wednesday found.(AFP/File)
    Big belly boosts risk of later dementia AP - 49 minutes ago

    NEW YORK - Having a big belly in your 40s can boost your risk of getting Alzheimer's disease or other dementia decades later, a new study suggests.

  • Adobe Photoshop Elements software is displayed at a Best Buy store in Mountain View, Calif., in this Sept. 17, 2007 file photo. The maker of the popular photo-editing software on Thursday launched a basic version available for free online. (AP Photo/Paul Sakuma, file)
    Free Web version of Photoshop launches AP - 51 minutes ago

    SAN FRANCISCO - The maker of the popular photo-editing software Photoshop on Thursday launched a basic version available for free online.

  • Contestants, rear left to right, Carly Smithson, Kristy Lee Cook, Ramiele Malubay, David Cook, Jason Castro, David Hernandez, Michael Johns, Chikezie, Syesha Mercado, David Archuleta, and front left to right, Amanda Overmyer and Brooke White attend the American Idol annual Top 12 Party Thursday, March 6, 2008 in West Hollywood, Calif. (AP Photo/Phil McCarten)
    `American Idol' axes another contestant AP - 38 minutes ago

    NEW YORK - Uneasy lies Chikezie, who won't wear the crown. The one-name singer — who previously worked security at Los Angeles International Airport — was eliminated from "American Idol" as the show narrowed the competition to nine finalists.

  • North Carolina's Tyler Hansbrough dunks the ball during basketball practice at the NCAA East Regional Wednesday, March 26, 2008, in Charlotte. North Carolina plays Washington State on Thursday. (AP Photo/Chuck Burton)
    NCAA resumes today; N.C. faces Wash. St. AP - 52 minutes ago

    CHARLOTTE, N.C. - The NCAA men's basketball tournament resumes today with top-ranked North Carolina taking on Washington State. Other games pit UCLA against Western Kentucky, Tennessee vs. Louisville and West Virginia vs. Xavier.

  • An Iraqi soldier takes up position in Basra in this television grab March 25, 2008. (Reuters TV/Reuters)
    Sadr followers march to demand downfall of Maliki Reuters - 27 minutes ago

    BAGHDAD (Reuters) - Thousands of supporters of Shi'ite cleric Moqtada al-Sadr marched in Baghdad on Thursday to protest against a three-day-old crackdown against his followers and call for the downfall of the U.S.-backed government.

  • Republican presidential candidate Senator John McCain (R-AZ) speaks at the Los Angeles World Affairs Council March 26, 2008. (Mario Anzuoni/Reuters)
    McCain works to answer age and health questions Reuters - 1 hour, 10 minutes ago

    WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Republican presidential candidate John McCain is the ultimate survivor. Not only did he live through 5-1/2 years as a Vietnam prisoner of war, he also has stared down the deadly cancer melanoma.

  • Tibetan Buddhist monks cry as they surround foreign journalists at the Jokhang Temple in Lhasa March 27, 2008. (The Central News Agency/Reuters)
    Lhasa monks accuse Beijing of lying over unrest Reuters - 1 hour, 40 minutes ago

    BEIJING (Reuters) - Tibetan monks stormed a news briefing at a temple in Lhasa on Thursday, accusing Chinese authorities of lying about recent unrest and saying the Dalai Lama had nothing to do with the violence, foreign reporters said.

  • Pakistani tribesmen inspect the house which they said was hit by a U.S.-marked missile in Haisori village, about 24 km (14 miles) from Miranshah, December 4, 2005. (Haji Mujtaba/Reuters)
    U.S. steps up missile strikes in Pakistan: report Reuters - Thu Mar 27, 1:03 AM ET

    WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The United States has escalated air strikes against al-Qaeda fighters operating in Pakistan's tribal areas fearing that support from Islamabad may slip away, The Washington Post reported on Thursday.

  • Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick waits to address the media in Detroit, Michigan March 24, 2008. (Rebecca Cook/Reuters)
    Detroit faces race issues with mayoral crisis Reuters - 57 minutes ago

    DETROIT (Reuters) - As he waited for take-out to be served up from behind the bullet-proof glass at Motor City Soul Food, Jimmy Ponius said he was saddened by the latest blast of bad news for Detroit, a city used to its share.

  • A woman holds her baby in front of a Palestinian flag during a protest calling for an end to the differences between Hamas and Fatah, in Gaza March 26, 2008. (Mohammed Salem/Reuters)
    Egypt talks with Hamas, Islamic Jihad over truce Reuters - 1 hour, 28 minutes ago

    ISMAILIA, Egypt (Reuters) - Egypt held a new round of talks with Hamas and Islamic Jihad on Thursday as part of efforts to strike a truce between the Palestinian militant groups and Israel, Egyptian sources close to the talks said.

  • A bank employee is seen behind a wall of dollars in a file photo. (File/Reuters)
    Rich clients' assets to hit $75 trillion by 2012: study Reuters - 2 hours, 32 minutes ago

    LONDON (Reuters) - Wealth held by rich investors with assets over $1 million is set to grow 50 percent in the next five years to $75 trillion, according to a report published on Thursday.

  • Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) speaks about the state of the union at the National Press Club in Washington, January 25, 2008. (Joshua Roberts/Reuters)
    Clinton backers warn Pelosi on superdelegate rift Reuters - 2 hours, 4 minutes ago

    WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A group of prominent Hillary Clinton donors sent a letter to House of Representatives Speaker Nancy Pelosi on Wednesday asking her to retract her comments on superdelegates and stay out of the Democratic fight over their role in the presidential race.

  • (AFP iactive)
    Monks defy China crackdown to protest in Lhasa AFP - Thu Mar 27, 3:20 AM ET

    BEIJING (AFP) - Monks from one of Tibetan Buddhism's most sacred temples defied China's crackdown to protest in front of visiting foreign reporters in Lhasa on Thursday, voicing their support for the Dalai Lama.

  • A woman films spectators lining the streets of Windsor ahead of a visit by French President Nicolas Sarkozy, March 26. Sarkozy got down to business on the second day of his state visit to Britain, with talks at Downing Street followed by a summit at Arsenal FC's Emirates stadium.(AFP/Leon Neal)
    Sarkozy gets down to business after Carla wows Britain AFP - 2 hours, 36 minutes ago

    LONDON (AFP) - French President Nicolas Sarkozy got down to business on the second day of his state visit to Britain Thursday, with talks at Downing Street followed by a summit at a football stadium.

  • Two Buddhist monks walk past a photography exhibition at the Eighth International Congress on AIDS in Asia and the Pacific (ICAAP) in Colombo, in 2007. Nearly 500,000 people will die of AIDS each year in Asia by 2020 unless prevention efforts are fully implemented, a UN report said Wednesday.(AFP/File/Lakruwan Wanniarachchi)
    UN raises alarm on AIDS epidemic in Asia AFP - Thu Mar 27, 1:08 AM ET

    UNITED NATIONS (AFP) - Asian governments must devote more funds to preventing AIDS or face the risk the disease could kill nearly 500,000 people each year across the continent by 2020, a United Nations report says.

  • Self-confessed serial killer Michel Fourniret is flanked by police during the re-enactement of one of his crimes in Donchery near the border with Belgium in 2004. Fourniret has gone on trial for the rape and murder of seven young women.(AFP/File/Philippe Huguen)
    French 'serial killer' trial opens AFP - 2 hours, 16 minutes ago

    CHARLEVILLE-MEZIERES, France (AFP) - Self-confessed serial killer Michel Fourniret went on trial in France on Thursday, accused of the rape and murder of seven young women.

  • The Kaesong industrial complex in North Korea. North Korea has expelled South Korean officials from a joint industrial estate just north of the border, its first response to Seoul's new tougher line towards the communist state.(AFP/File/Kim Jae-Hwan)
    NKorea expels SKoreans from joint industrial park: ministry AFP - 36 minutes ago

    SEOUL (AFP) - North Korea on Thursday expelled South Korean officials from a joint industrial estate just north of the border, its first response to Seoul's new tougher line towards the communist state.

  • Swiss Life, one of the biggest Swiss insurers, posted record profit for 2007, saying it had been little touched by the US subprime crisis which has hit many financial firms hard.(Swiss Life)
    Insurer Swiss Life posts record profits, untouched by subprime crisis AFP - 1 hour, 39 minutes ago

    ZURICH (AFP) - Swiss Life, one of the biggest Swiss insurers, posted record profit for 2007 on Thursday, saying it had been little touched by the US subprime crisis which has hit many financial firms hard.

  • An Airbus A380. Talks by EADS to sell three German Airbus plants to the private equity firm Cerberus and OHB Technology's MT Aerospace unit have collapsed.(AFP/File/afp)
    EADS talks to sell Airbus plants to Cerberus, OHB collapse AFP - 24 minutes ago

    FRANKFURT (AFP) - Talks by EADS to sell three German plants to the private equity firm Cerberus and OHB Technology's MT Aerospace unit have collapsed, a statement by its aircraft manufacturing unit Airbus said on Thursday.

Most Popular Top Stories

  • A customer fills a car's tank at a gas station approximately one mile from the White House in Washington March 11, 2008. (Larry Downing/Reuters)
    Americans drove less in 2007 for first time Reuters - Wed Mar 26, 3:31 PM ET

    WASHINGTON (Reuters) - As gasoline prices broke records in 2007, Americans cut back on their driving for the first time in more than 20 years, according to the U.S. Federal Highway Administration.

  • New Census Data Shows Northeast Population Growth is Lagging U.S. News & World Report - Wed Mar 26, 7:57 PM ET

    The U.S. Census Bureau released some big news last week, namely that hurricane-ravaged St. Bernard Parish in Louisiana has transformed itself from the national leader in population loss to the national leader in population gain (as a percentage of its total population) as its denizens return and rebuild. The census numbers, which track population change at the county level from July 1, 2006, to July 1, 2007, don't all bear good news. ...

  • A doctor prepares a Botox injection at a walk-in Botox salon in New York July 17, 2007. (Lucas Jackson/Reuters)
    More men, baby-boomers opting for face, chest surgery Reuters - Wed Mar 26, 10:57 AM ET

    NEW YORK (Reuters Life!) - Despite many Americans starting to feel an economic pinch, the amount spent on cosmetic surgery continues to rise, with more men and baby-boomers paying to keep wrinkles at bay, new annual figures show.

  • US Democratic presidential candidate Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY) speaks at a campaign fundraiser at Constitution Hall in Washington, March 26, 2008. REUTERS/Jim Young (UNITED STATES) US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION CAMPAIGN 2008 (USA)
    Bosnia Furor Ignites a Trust Debate Between Clinton and Obama U.S. News & World Report - Wed Mar 26, 7:57 PM ET

    Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama are escalating their game of, "Who Do You Trust?"

  • Duran Duran band members pose backstage at the 2007 American Music Awards in Los Angeles, California November 18, 2007. (Mario Anzuoni/Reuters)
    Duran Duran world tour off to wobbly start in NZ Reuters - Thu Mar 27, 2:12 AM ET

    LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Duran Duran's world tour got off to an awkward start in New Zealand on Wednesday as singer Simon Le Bon forgot the lyrics and bassist John Taylor stormed off stage, according to a published report.

Sports News

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-Sports:

A's top Red Sox 5-1 for split in Japan

AP - Wed Mar 26, 5:25 PM ET

TOKYO - Split two games, get back on a plane. Rich Harden struck out nine over six innings and Emil Brown hit a three-run homer, leading the Oakland Athletics to a 5-1 victory over the Boston Red Sox on Wednesday night in the finale of their season-opening series in Japan.

Business News

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-Business:

Economy suptters with 0.6 percent growth

AP - 1 minute ago

WASHINGTON - The economy nearly sputtered out in the final quarter of last year and is probably faring even worse now amid the continuing housing, credit and financial crises.

Miscellaneous Daily Stuff

Lateshow Top Ten List

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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - March 27, 2008
To err is dysfunctional, to forgive co-dependent.
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Berton Averre
If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised.
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Dorothy Parker (1893 - 1967)
To be amused by what you read--that is the great spring of happy quotations.
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C. E. Montague, "A Writer's Notes on His Trade"
Humor is everywhere, in that there's irony in just about anything a human does.
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Bill Nye, Interview with Wired.com, April 2005

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