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PHOENIX (AP) — A terminally ill Arizona man has died after his family's removal last month from a plane made headlines when passengers were accused of applauding.
Police in Alabama say a 4-year-old boy is expected to recover he was shot in the head while left in a car with siblings as their mother went into a store
Police pressed ahead Saturday with the search for suspects in Belgium's worst ever terror attack, as a series of raids and arrests revealed more links with the November Paris killings and a new French plot. The government meanwhile came in for a torrent of criticism, with key ministers on the back…
In yet another tragic aviation accident, Flydubai, a government owned low cost UAE based airline, crashed enroute from Dubai to Rostov in Russia, killing all 62 on board. Japanese Airlines Flight 123: 520 people were killed when a Japanese Airlines Flight 123 crashed not long after take off, in…
Several noted economist and distinguished investors are warning of a stock market crash. Albert Edwards is sounding the alarm that we could witness...
The Alabama Supreme Court is refusing to overturn the conviction and life sentence of a man convicted of taking a tool from a home improvement store
HACKENSACK, N.J. (AP) — The family of a 7-year-old boy who was killed last year at school when a bench from a folding table attached to a wall fell on him has filed a $10 million lawsuit.
The shooting took place on Feb. 13.
If you haven't missed a mortgage payment in 3 years and owe less than $625,000 on your home, you better read this.
Planes and high winds aren’t the best of friends, especially when the aircraft is grounded. We’ve seen storms lift parked planes off the ground in the past , but that's nothing compared to what you're about to see in this video. Hurricane winds in the Siberian city of Norilsk were able to pull a…
Here's what historians say about the image of Jesus being nailed to a cross.
These cars were rated the most unreliable cars that you can buy. Save your money. You'll be shocked to know which car was #2 on this list.
SANTA BARBARA, Calif. (AP) — The Latest on the killings of a couple and their 5-year-old daughter (all times local):
The United Nations condemned on Friday the "gruesome" killing of a wounded Palestinian assailant by an Israeli soldier in the West Bank, after a video of the shooting spread widely online. "I strongly condemn yesterday's apparent extra-judicial execution of a Palestinian assailant in Hebron in the…
Nineteen-year-old Mason Wells, from Utah, remains in intensive care.
Bet you've never seen a golf swing like this before!
Detective: Stepmother of scalded boy who died told police she'd put his legs in extra-hot water as punishment
In the hyper-competitive auto industry, it's not uncommon to see industry executives take swipes at rivals. And Tesla , on account of it being a relative newcomer to the game, not to mention the fact that it's dead set on shaking up the industry at large, often seems to be the target of subtle and…
A little bird stole the show at Bernie Sanders' rally in Portland, and gave new meaning to a phrase made popular by the TV show "Portlandia" - "put a bird on it."
Before you pay your next mortgage you should see this. Millions of homeowners are already amazed. If your bank knew you did this, they'd freak!
BATH, Maine (AP) — The stealthy Zumwalt destroyer has completed builder trials and is on track for the next milestone before delivery to the Navy — acceptance trials and inspection starting next month, officials said Friday.
There's a lot we don't understand about the Caribbean country.
A grieving mother brought a teddy bear containing ashes of her newborn to Disney World, not realizing how magical a fairy godmother could make her feel.
Study finds that for men over 40, certain exercise speeds aging & causes weight gain. Discover the best way to slow aging and burn off excess fat.