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Thirty years after 'Return of the Jedi,' the new 'Star Wars' films may tell the electrifying story of the Han Solo and Princess Leia's twins and the temptation of the Dark Side.
By Jeff Mason and Katya Golubkova THE HAGUE/MOSCOW (Reuters) - Russia and the West drew a tentative line under the Ukraine crisis on Tuesday after U.S. President Barack Obama and his allies agreed to hold off on more damaging economic sanctions unless Moscow goes beyond the seizure of Crimea.…
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The family of Sunnie Kahle, an 8-year-old from Timberlake, Virginia, recently received a letter from her school, Timberlake Christian School (TCS), in which the principal informed them that, “TCS is not the best place for [Sunnie’s] future education,” because her dress and behavior were not…
A woman who, as a newborn, was abandoned in the bathroom of a Pennsylvania fast-food restaurant said she has found her birth mother just three weeks after launching a search that garnered worldwide attention, and as her mother prepared to look for her.
Investigators released the cause of the crash that killed 'Fast & Furious' star Paul Walker.
By Andrea Shalal WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The U.S. Defense Department is poised to approve the first trans-Atlantic flight of Lockheed Martin Corp's F-35 fighter jet in July, when the new warplane is expected to take part in two international air shows near London, according to multiple sources…
We come to you this afternoon with the sad news that Goop goddess Gwyneth Paltrow and Coldplay frontman Chris Martin have decided to separate. They announced the separation on Paltrow's lifestyle website, Goop, in a post with the headline "Conscious Uncoupling," that was paired with an essay by two…
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Sasha Obama is about to become a teenager, and photos from her trip to China with her mom prove she is about to become the ultimate teenager, the teenager-in-chief, shall we say.
LOS ANGELES (AP) — A 74-year-old California woman is free after serving 32 years of a life sentence for her role in a 1981 killing.
LAS VEGAS (AP) — It was extremely hard for Dwayne Johnson to keep his "Hercules" look under wraps while filming the Brett Ratner-directed movie in Hungary last year. But he did it for the greater good of the big reveal.
Uzumma at San Diego Zoo thriving.
SEOUL, South Korea (AP) — North Korea test-fired two medium-range ballistic missiles on Wednesday, South Korea and the U.S. said, a defiant challenge to a rare three-way summit of its rivals Seoul, Tokyo and Washington that focused on the North's security threat.
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Reserve Xavier Henry scored 22 points and the Los Angeles Lakers routed the New York Knicks 127-96 in a showdown of Phil Jackson's current and former clubs. Jackson, who coached a record 11 NBA championship clubs, was named the president of basketball operations for the Knicks earlier this month.…
DEAR ABBY: My daughter is being married soon, and I need some guidance about inviting my aunt and uncle to the wedding. They live about 30 miles from us. We moved to this area four years ago, and we've had them over for dinner once and invited them another time. They declined because they were…
By Matt Siegel and Rujun Shen PERTH/KUALA LUMPUR (Reuters) - New satellite images have revealed more than 100 objects in the southern Indian Ocean that could be debris from a Malaysian jetliner missing for 18 days, while planes scouring the frigid seas on Wednesday also reported seeing potential…
ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) — Fearing imminent arrest in a triple slaying, Ibragim Todashev started acting suspiciously. His mood, once cooperative with investigators, became agitated. His eyes darted around his small apartment in Florida, as if he were looking for a weapon or a way out.
Gaza City (Palestinian Territories) (AFP) - Two Palestinians were wounded on Wednesday when Israeli navy vessels destroyed two Gaza-bound boats smuggling cigarettes and tobacco from Egypt, Palestinian and Israeli sources said. She said naval forces had identified two Palestinian vessels trying to…
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