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"They have multiple siblings from multiple fathers and their mothers work multiple jobs," she wrote.
If you have a $500,000 portfolio, download “The 15-Minute Retirement Plan” by Forbes columnist Ken Fisher’s firm to learn more.
Russia will deploy a range of coastal missile systems on the far-eastern Kuril islands, claimed by Japan, as part of its military build-up in the region, Russian Defence Minister Sergei Shoigu said Friday. "The planned rearmament of contingents and military bases on Kuril islands is under way.…
SPENCER, Ind. (AP) — Authorities found a body Thursday night that matches the description of a missing 1-year-old girl, and a man was in custody in connection with the child's disappearance, Indiana State Police said.
About 100 Chinese-registered boats and vessels were detected encroaching into Malaysia's waters near the Luconia Shoals in the South China Sea on Thursday, the country's national security minister Shahidan Kassim said. According to state news agency Bernama, Shahidan said assets from the Malaysian…
Several noted economist and distinguished investors are warning of a stock market crash. Albert Edwards is sounding the alarm that we could witness...
A grieving mother brought a teddy bear containing ashes of her newborn to Disney World, not realizing how magical a fairy godmother could make her feel.
According to EW, these awesome and iconic DC characters are responsible for raising Wonder Woman on the island of Themyscira… and it seems they’re rather protective. Alongside Gal Gadot’s Wonder Woman in this exclusive new image, we find Queen Hippolyta (played by Connie Nelson)… and joining them…
Authorities in Oklahoma say a rancher attempting to deliver a calf was dragged to death by the cow after he became entangled in a chain
What do your feet have to do with cancer? Know the warning signs. The earlier the better
Back when Google bought Nest in 2014 , many people expected great things to come from the partnership. More than two years later, however, the Nest acquisition is looking like an abject disaster for Google, as a new report from The Information makes clear . The short of it is that Nest's product…
FORT DIX, N.J. (AP) — Joe Giudice, the husband of "Real Housewives of New Jersey" star Teresa Giudice, reported to prison Wednesday to begin a 41-month sentence on fraud charges.
Spying on the US is a service to China, state-run media said Wednesday, singing the praises of a man who confessed to hacking American defence contractors on Beijing's behalf. Chinese national Su Bin, 50, pleaded guilty to stealing trade secrets from the companies, including plans for transport…
Rush Limbaugh's tirade against Michelle Obama is peak Rush Limbaugh, i.e., chauvinism.
Axl Rose is already generating excitement over a Guns N' Roses reunion, but a report says he has another project that could thrill even more fans -- fronting AC/DC. The Australian heavy metal veterans halted a tour this month and said they would likely hire a guest vocalist as 68-year-old frontman…
United States drivers are surprised that they never knew this. If you have less than 3 tickets in the past 3 years, you better read this...
By Jonathan Allen NEW YORK (Reuters) - Soon after Hillary Clinton's arrival at the State Department in 2009, officials in the information technology office were baffled when told that a young technician would join them as a political appointee, newly disclosed emails show. The technician, Bryan…
Jessica Heinonen was at a convenience store with her daughter Jessica when she started to fall.
If you're over 40 years old and owe less than $625,000 on your home, you have to read this.
A Montana woman who police said was stumbling and smelled of alcohol was arrested after driving to a cafe hosting a "Coffee with a Cop" event
CLEVELAND (AP) — A 12-year-old boy who was shaken as a baby and remained in a vegetative state for the rest of his life has died, authorities said Wednesday.
A Georgia sheriff has charged nine people with murder after a fight between two high school girls escalated into a neighborhood street brawl with a mob wielding baseball bats and knives — and one driver charging at people with a car — before a teenager was fatally stabbed in the neck.
Escalating military tensions on the divided Korean peninsula took an increasingly personal turn on Friday, with the leaders of North and South each threatening the other's destruction. For North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un that meant overseeing a long-range artillery drill, simulating a strike on the…