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When a police officer in Liuzhou City, China, found himself in a heated argument with a street vendor resisting arrest, the last thing he expected was to get kissed on the lips by the offender. The man in question, identified only by his surname Huang, was allegedly illegally operating a roadside…
Several noted economist and distinguished investors are warning of a stock market crash. Albert Edwards is sounding the alarm that we could witness...
NEW DELHI (AP) — A woman sitting bloodied and dazed just moments after the Brussels airport bombings was one of the most haunting images from the attacks.
FORT DIX, N.J. (AP) — Joe Giudice, the husband of "Real Housewives of New Jersey" star Teresa Giudice, reported to prison Wednesday to begin a 41-month sentence on fraud charges.
Anonymous's war on ISIS escalates after bombings in Brussels.
This is the shocking moment an elephant went on the rampage in an attack that led to the death of a 40-year-old man. In the video, the elephant throws a man into the air in the West Bengal state of India. One man was killed and two people were severely injured in the incident, one of a number of…
A 12-year-old Ohio boy who was shaken as a baby and remained in a vegetative state for the rest of his life has died
Love was definitely in the air at Vienna's Schoenbrunn zoo on Wednesday when two giant pandas mated several times, a rare event in captivity for one of the world's most endangered species that their keepers caught on camera. The mating season for pandas, known for their low libido, is once a year,…
After months of trying to stop Donald Trump through winnowing, outright attacks, and devising convention strategems, Republicans may finally be starting to accept the party's surprise frontrunner. If Trump fails to reach the 1,237 delegates necessary to win the GOP nomination outright, 54 percent…
Sometimes when you get into an argument with the staff at a sushi restaurant, you just want to go back and set a giant snake loose. Well, that's what Hiroshi Motohashi is accused of doing. Motohashi, 46, tucked into $200 dollars worth of food at the popular Iroha Sushi of Tokyo eatery in Los…
Retirees who want to stay busy desire low stress jobs that can earn a few bucks, while being enjoyable or fulfilling. These 10 picks are perfect
LOS ANGELES (AP) — A JetBlue flight attendant who authorities say left behind 70 pounds of cocaine worth up to $3 million after flinging off her heels and running from security at Los Angeles International Airport was arrested Wednesday in New York.
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Ken Howard, the strapping character actor who starred in the 1970s TV drama "The White Shadow" and was currently serving as president of SAG-AFTRA, has died at age 71.
It has since emerged that the video actually depicts a bomb attack at Domodedovo Airport in Russia in 2011.
Before you pay your next mortgage you should see this. Millions of homeowners are already amazed. If your bank knew you did this, they'd freak!
A flight attendant who attempted to smuggle more than 60 pounds of cocaine through the Los Angeles International Airport has been taken into custody, according to officials.
One of the main grievances that audiences had with ‘Man Of Steel’ was the amount of destruction and death that took place in its final act when Superman and General Zod turned Metropolis into their own personal wrestling ring. ‘Man Of Steel’ director Zack Snyder has heard those complaints, and…
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Controversial classified military technology has just been released to the public. Get this flashlight before it's banned or runs out -limited supply!
Baghdad (AFP) - The Iraqi army said Thursday its troops and allied militia had launched what is expected to be a long and difficult offensive to retake the second city of Mosul, the Islamic State group's main hub in Iraq.
WASHINGTON (AP) — The discovery of a century-old shipwreck off the San Francisco coast has resolved one of the U.S. Navy's greatest maritime mysteries. And for Violet Pammer, it resolved the question of what happened to her Uncle Harvey.
Israel's Cellebrite, a provider of mobile forensic software, is helping the U.S. Federal Bureau of Investigation's attempt to unlock an iPhone used by one of the San Bernardino, California shooters, the Yedioth Ahronoth newspaper reported on Wednesday. If Cellebrite succeeds, then the FBI will no…
These cars were rated the most unreliable cars that you can buy. Save your money. You'll be shocked to know which car was #2 on this list.
A mother who was shot by her own four-year-old son could face charges over the incident, officials have said.