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This is the shocking moment an elephant went on the rampage in an attack that led to the death of a 40-year-old man. In the video, the elephant throws a man into the air in the West Bengal state of India. One man was killed and two people were severely injured in the incident, one of a number of…
Several noted economist and distinguished investors are warning of a stock market crash. Albert Edwards is sounding the alarm that we could witness...
Stunned passengers hit the floor while others fled.
Here's an early Halloween costume idea. Australian radio duo Hamish and Andy got their hands on what they claim is the "most realistic dinosaur in the world," hatching a plan to scare unsuspecting staffers with the animatronic beast. In a video titled Jurassic Carpark, the duo lure their…
This is the moment people have been waiting for.
A man who stepped up and took down another man terrorizing passengers on a train in Culver City spoke out after video of the dramatic scene went viral.
ATLANTA (AP) — A kitchen worker died after she was apparently trapped inside of a walk-in freezer for about 13 hours at a downtown Atlanta hotel, police said Tuesday.
Israel's Cellebrite, a provider of mobile forensic software, is helping the U.S. Federal Bureau of Investigation's attempt to unlock an iPhone used by one of the San Bernardino, California shooters, the Yedioth Ahronoth newspaper reported on Wednesday. If Cellebrite succeeds, then the FBI will no…
Controversial classified military technology has just been released to the public. Get this flashlight before it's banned or runs out -limited supply!
North Korea threatened a "miserable end" for South Korea's president and her American allies on Wednesday, in its latest colourfully worded attack. Pyongyang declared it would wage a "retaliatory battle of justice" against Park Geun-Hye, with its artillery units standing ready to turn her office…
Trump took aim at Cruz after racy photo of Melania used in ad.
DEAR READERS: I promised "Heartbroken Mom From Anywhere" (Oct. 5) to print letters from readers offering suggestions about helping her teen daughter, who is a cutter:DEAR ABBY: I am a 33-year-old woman who has cut for many years, starting early in high school. What concerns me is the mom doesn't…
United States drivers are surprised that they never knew this. If you have less than 3 tickets in the past 3 years, you better read this...
WASHINGTON (AP) — The Department of Veterans Affairs is suspending the head of the Veterans Benefits Administration for allowing two lower-ranking officials to manipulate the agency's hiring system for their own gain.
Sympathizers of the militant group hail the attack as a reaction to Belgium’s “war” on religion.
These cars were rated the most unreliable cars that you can buy. Save your money. You'll be shocked to know which car was #2 on this list.
By Fabian Hamacher ITU ABA, South China Sea (Reuters) - On Itu Aba, in the Spratly archipelago of the South China Sea, Taiwanese coast guard officials proudly haul a small wooden bucket of water from one of several simple concrete wells on the coral outcrop. The water, clear and sweet tasting, is…
A Texas mom had taken meth before putting her 2-year-old daughter into a hot oven, arrest documents say.
For more than a month, federal investigators have insisted they have no alternative but to force Apple to help them open up a phone used by one of the San Bernardino shooters. That changed Monday when ...
This video will show you exactly how to escape if you are ever in a situation where your hands have been duct taped together.
President Barack Obama's visit to Cuba was heavy on symbolism and light on immediate results, but the after-shocks have the ability to shift Cuba's future, analysts said. "The most important effect of the whole visit in my view is the 'I can hardly believe my eyes' factor that it is happening,"…
She dropped her bags and ran down the up escalator, sources say.
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Donald Trump wins Arizona primary, gains 58 delegates