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Rob Ford, the former mayor of Toronto who gained global notoriety for admitting to smoking crack cocaine while in office, has been moved into palliative care after his recent cancer treatment was unsuccessful, CP24 television reported. Ford, 46, now a Toronto city councillor, has been receiving…
You can get a nutritious bowl of cereal and milk for about $0.50 per serving. Click to save $1 off any two boxes of General Mills cereals.
The wife of internationally renowned pianist Vadym Kholodenko has been charged with murder in the deaths of their two young children.
It's easy. Very easy.
The only survivor of the tragedy was a baby girl who was passed from the car window as it slid into the sea. Emergency services said they had recovered the bodies of two boys, a man and a woman. A major air and sea rescue mission was launched by the coastguard, police and emergency services after…
She dropped her bags and ran down the up escalator, sources say.
A string of explosions rocked Brussels airport and a city metro station on Tuesday, killing at least 13 people, according to media reports, as Belgium raised its terror threat to the maximum level. Two explosions targeted the main hall of Zaventem Airport at around 8:00 am (0700 GMT), with a third…
Psst... your racial bias is showing.
A brawl caught on camera at a mall in New Jersey involved a costumed character you probably wouldn't expect -- the Easter Bunny -- and now, charges have been filed.
DEAR READERS: I promised "Heartbroken Mom From Anywhere" (Oct. 5) to print letters from readers offering suggestions about helping her teen daughter, who is a cutter:DEAR ABBY: I am a 33-year-old woman who has cut for many years, starting early in high school. What concerns me is the mom doesn't…
By Warren Strobel, Jonathan Landay and Phil Stewart WASHINGTON (Reuters) - On Jan. 21, U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry met with Iraq's prime minister in Davos, Switzerland, and handed him a personal note from President Barack Obama pleading for urgent action. Obama's confidential message to…
THIS is the man police are hunting after a teenage boy was sexually assaulted at a cinema.
The former wrestler won $115 million following his battle with Gawker.
TUCSON, Ariz. (AP) — A man captured on video kicking and punching an anti-Donald Trump protester at the presidential candidate's rally in Tucson on Saturday is a member of the Air Force.
These cars were rated the most unreliable cars that you can buy. Save your money. You'll be shocked to know which car was #2 on this list.
Were they forced to do this because of the color of their skin?
Unidentified attackers hacked a Christian convert to death in northern Bangladesh Tuesday, amid growing attacks on religious minorities by suspected Islamist militants in the Muslim-majority country. Police said at least two attackers stopped Hossain Ali while the 68-year-old was taking his regular…
Tensions are mounting between Indonesia and China after the former summoned China’s ambassador on Monday over a standoff involving a Chinese fishing boat in disputed waters of the South China Sea.
Controversial classified military technology has just been released to the public. Get this flashlight before it's banned or runs out -limited supply!
Jeremy Lin scored 15 of his 29 points in the fourth quarter, and the Charlotte Hornets overcame a 23-point, first-half deficit to snap the San Antonio Spurs' six-game winning streak with a 91-88 victory Monday night
DEAR ABBY: I am a young man who is currently in college. When I was an infant I was circumcised, and I feel violated that my parents decided to circumcise me without my consent. When the doctor performed the surgery, he took too much off, which causes me pain.When I was in grade school, I was…
Philippine fishermen threw fire bombs at Chinese law enforcement vessels in the South China Sea, China's Foreign Ministry on Tuesday, after Philippine media said fishermen had been struck by bottles hurled from Chinese coast guard ships. China and the Philippines have long exchanged accusations…
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Both recruiters and hiring managers may rely on telephone interviews to weed out job applicants and narrow the field to invite for in-person interviews. With that reality in mind, here are five things never to say during a phone interview if you want to get called back. "All recruiters and hiring…