Aaron's Daily WWW Newspaper
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This edition was generated on Thu Mar 21 08:45:01 EDT 2019
Table of Contents
General News Update
Sports News Update
Business News Update
Miscellaneous Daily Information
Boston Area Weather
Quotes of the Day
Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - March 21, 2019
- It was no wonder that people were so horrible when they started life as children.
- Kingsley Amis (1922 - 1995), One Fat Englishman (1963)
- Many a man who falls in love with a dimple make the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
- Evan Esar (1899 - 1995), Esar's Comic Dictionary
- When a man plays a woman in a dress, you're halfway there. It's inherently funny. When a woman plays a man, for whatever reason, it's not that instant kind of funny.
- Tina Fey, ABC-TV World News Now
- The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
- George Jessel
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