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The small island of Mili in the southeast corner of the Marshall Islands is now populated by only 300 people, and was once under Japanese Imperial Army control during World War II.
Turn away if you happen to be reading this while eating seafood…or any food, really. Binh Nguyen of Spartenburg, South Carolina, posted a stomach turning sight he witnessed at his local Costco store.
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It was an act that one might think would earn her praise from her school,.
By Timothy Heritage and Vladimir Soldatkin MOSCOW (Reuters) - When President Vladimir Putin signed a treaty this week annexing Crimea to great fanfare in the Kremlin and anger in the West, a trusted lieutenant was making his way to Asia to shore up ties with Russia's eastern allies. Forcing home…
LOS ANGELES (AP) — A police officer who distributed an evidence photo depicting Rihanna's injuries after she was attacked by Chris Brown was properly fired for her actions, a judge ruled Thursday.
A truly remarkable and rare occurrence was captured on camera overseas as rainfall sent water gushing down a river for the first time in years.
KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia (AP) — Search planes joined a freighter early Friday to scan rough seas in one of the remotest places on Earth after satellite images detected possible pieces from the missing Malaysia Airlines plane in the southern Indian Ocean.
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HOUSTON (AP) — A house overflowing with more than 100 people presumed to be in the U.S. illegally was uncovered just outside Houston on Wednesday, a police spokesman said.
When the junior class at Riverton High School in Riverton, Utah, crowned their queen at the junior class prom, they thought the 2014 prom queen was in the school’s record books for good. Little did they know that just three days later they would have...
SAN DIEGO (AP) — So you were confident in your bracket, hoping to win the office pool, maybe get lucky and take down that $1 billion prize Warren Buffett is offering for a perfect run of picks.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Ronald Reagan used to say the nine most terrifying words in the English language were: "I'm from the government and I'm here to help."
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NEW YORK (AP) — Katie Holmes and celebrity stylist Jeanne Yang knew it would happen one day: They've shut down the fashion company they started together.
Faced with shrinking in-cabin luggage allowances, most airline passengers feel they can do little more than complain. But one fourth of international travelers surveyed by Skyscanner take their discontent one step further, finding ways around restrictions they find too drastic. Even more defiant,…
Two men and two women beat a man and left him to be attacked by wolves in the northern Wisconsin woods after accusing him of inappropriately touching a child, prosecutors said Wednesday. Raymond Jones, 45, his wife April, 38, their son Justin Bey, 21 and his friend Samantha McClellan, 18, were…
A Texas family grew from three to eight this week after a mother gave birth to quintuplets. Michelle Seals, the proud mother, gave birth to four girls and one boy though a cesarean section Tuesday afternoon at Baylor University Medical Center in Dallas. “We are...
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