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WASHINGTON - The State Department says it is trying to determine whether three contract workers had a political motive for looking at Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama's passport file.
WESTON, W.Va. - It's an intriguing and provocative name that translates to Web hits, phone calls and tour tickets: the Trans-Allegheny Lunatic Asylum.
SAN DIEGO - A Superior Court judge on Thursday ordered Starbucks Corp. to pay its California baristas more than $100 million in back tips and interest that the coffee chain paid to shift supervisors.
NEW YORK - And the winner for best music video: "Chocolate Rain."
LOS ANGELES - Two former members of the Beach Boys settled a five-year legal dispute over use of the band's name, a lawyer said.
WASHINGTON - There it was, plain as could be on the overhead scoreboard, orange numbering on a black background: As the closing seconds ticked away Thursday night, Belmont was beating Duke.
PORTLAND, Oregon (Reuters) - New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson endorsed Barack Obama's bid for the Democratic nomination for president, Obama's aides said on Friday, in a boost for the Illinois senator.
KANGDING, China (Reuters) - Tibetans in China's tense southwestern province of Sichuan said on Friday they believed police had killed several people in anti-Chinese riots there this week, disputing official claims none died.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Contract workers for the U.S. State Department improperly viewed Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Barack Obama's passport records three times this year in what his campaign called "an outrageous breach" of his privacy.
MOGADISHU (Reuters) - Islamist insurgents in Somalia say their inclusion on a U.S. terrorism list will help recruiting and has spurred them to strengthen ties with other groups blacklisted by Washington.
GAZA (Reuters) - Hamas expressed doubt on Friday that Yemeni-sponsored reconciliation talks with Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas's secular Fatah faction would succeed despite an agreement to extend the discussions for an extra day.
KABUL (Reuters) - An explosion killed a soldier from NATO-led forces in southern Afghanistan, the alliance said in a statement on Friday.
LONDON (Reuters) - People with a genetic variation that slows down HIV may also be causing a mutation to the AIDS virus that makes it less potent if transmitted to others, researchers said on Friday.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Sexual reproduction may be nearly as old as animal life itself, according to researchers who discovered a new species of organism that lived 540 million years ago.
DHARAMSHALA, India (AFP) - US House Speaker Nancy Pelosi on Friday called for an international probe into the causes of deadly unrest in Tibet but added she was not seeking a boycott of the Beijing Olympics.
NICOSIA (AFP) - Rival Cypriot leaders agreed on Friday to reopen a landmark street running through the heart of Cyprus's divided capital in a meeting here to kickstart new peace talks, said the top UN representative in the country, Michael Moller.
SAN PEDRO CUTUD, Philippines (AFP) - Devout Roman Catholic Ruben Enaje donned a crown of thorns as he put himself through the agonising ordeal of being nailed to a cross -- for the 22nd time.
VANCOUVER (AFP) - Money can buy happiness -- as long as it is spent on other people or on pro-social causes, scientists said Thursday.
WASHINGTON (AFP) - NASA has detected the brightest cosmic explosion ever recorded -- a massive burst of energy 7.5 billion light years away that could be seen with the naked eye from Earth, the US space agency said Thursday.
MADRID (AFP) - French power giant EDF will join forces with Spanish construction company ACS to take over Iberdrola and Union Fenosa in massive deals worth 100 billion dollars (64 billion euros), the Wall Street Journal reported on Friday.
MOSCOW (AFP) - Russian steelmaker Severstal said on Friday it had reached a deal with the biggest world steel group ArcelorMittal to buy one of ArcelorMittal's US plants for 810 million dollars (520 million euros).
BEIJING (AFP) - Chinese Olympic organisers are rushing to renovate bathrooms at flagship Olympic venues after complaints about a lack of western-style sit-down toilets, an official said Wednesday.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Two U.S. home financing heavyweights won government approval on Wednesday to pump $200 billion more into troubled U.S. mortgage markets, the latest step to stabilize credit markets and avert a deep recession.
NEW YORK (Reuters Life!) - Marriage really can be a matter of the heart with a U.S. study finding that happily married couples have lower blood pressure than single people.
TORONTO (Reuters Life!) - A new book about the early girlhood of Anne of Green Gables is stirring up controversy in Canada, where the original novel written a century ago made Anne the country's best-known literary heroine.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton now argues that the North American Free Trade Agreement needs to be renegotiated, but newly released records showed on Wednesday she promoted its passage.
WASHINGTON - There it was, plain as could be on the overhead scoreboard, orange numbering on a black background: As the closing seconds ticked away Thursday night, Belmont was beating Duke.
PITTSBURGH - The U.S. Justice Department has begun a criminal investigation into whether aluminum maker Alcoa Inc. participated in bribery in the Persian Gulf state of Bahrain.