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Some fish look odd, but a mysterious, green-eyed fish recently pulled out of Nova Scotia's waters is downright bizarre. Scott Tanner was about 30 days into a 42-day fishing trip when he spotted the freaky fish. "Everybody was just like, 'Wow, that's weird, never seen one of those before,'" said…
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DEAR ABBY: In 2004, my husband and I were contacted by a friend who had gotten into an abusive relationship and lost custody of her daughter. She asked us to go through social services and adopt her little girl, so at least she would know her baby was loved and well taken care of.Long story short,…
The suspect committed suicide moments after firing on officers who were trying to serve him with an arrest warrant at a house in Greenville, South Carolina, Greenville Police Chief Ken Miller told reporters.
Jesus’s crucifixion is one of the most famous images in history, with countless films, books and paintings having depicted the scene. Consistently, Jesus is shown as having been nailed to cross. “Those who have seen the film The Passion of the Christ will recall how much time the director, Mel…
It took 12 years, but it looks incredible — and if you visit Costa Rica, you can visit it yourself.
The late NYT columnist William Safire, in 1996. After he wrote a column saying that then-First Lady Hillary Clinton was a “congenital liar,” then-President Bill Clinton said that he would like to punch Safire in the nose. Hilarity ensued when Safire was given a set of boxing gloves when he appeared…
MINEOLA, N.Y. (AP) — A suburban New York foster parent who cared for up to 140 boys over the past two decades has been charged with sexually abusing seven of them and prosecutors say there are more victims.
Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump called the protesters at his rally in Tucson on Saturday evening 'a disgrace,' and moments later one of them got attacked. He then said Americans' First Amendment Rights are being taken away. (March 20)
Police in New Jersey have bought 250 boxes of Girl Scout Cookies from two sisters who were berated by a woman who said no one wanted what they were selling
The controversy stemmed from a graduate communication class Andrea Quenette, who is white, taught in November, when she said that she did not see the racially charged "N-word" in graffiti on campus, while it had been spray painted on a wall at another school. Students complained, saying she had…
DEAR ABBY: One of my close friends may be "ghosting" me. "Sarah" and I have known each other since middle school. We went to high school together and roomed together during our freshman year of college. We both transferred to different schools after that freshman year, but we made it a point to…
Virat Kohli said he had managed to stay calm amid the storm after his classy half-century helped India cruise to victory over arch rivals Pakistan in the World Twenty20 Saturday. While no other batsman scored more than 26 on a tricky surface in a cauldron-like atmosphere, ice-cool Kohli hit an…
A biker is hospitalized in critical condition after his motorcycle was rear-ended by an SUV in Christiana, Delaware.
You won't believe what happens next.
Alphonso Williams from Palm Beach, Florida, picks up his grandson from school every day.
The first real eye-in-the-sky look at China’s forests has revealed something surprising: They’re a lot bigger than they used to be. According to satellite data analyzed by researchers at Michigan State University, tree cover increased significantly on about 1.6 percent of China’s territory—that’s…
Authorities believe the vehicle was set on fire.
By Linda Sieg TOKYO (Reuters) - U.S. presidential candidate Donald Trump's portrayal of Japan as a free-rider on security is stirring worries in Tokyo about damage to its U.S. alliance, and could embolden hardliners keen to bolster Japan's military in the face of a rising China. The…
MOSCOW (AP) — Winds were gusting before dawn Saturday over the airport in the southern Russian city of Rostov-on-Don when a plane carrying 62 people from a favorite Russian holiday destination decided to abort its landing.
Business in the oil patch of North Dakota may be down, but the legal action is booming
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US President Barack Obama offered holiday greetings to Iranians celebrating the first Nowruz, or new year, since a landmark nuclear deal, and welcomed "a chance for a different future" between the two countries. Tehran and six world powers, including the United States, agreed to the deal in July…