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CINCINNATI - Storms that dumped as much of a foot of rain on the Midwest took aim at the Ohio Valley and Northeast on Thursday, leaving behind submerged roads, swamped homes and more than a dozen deaths.
NEW YORK - A happy marriage is good for your blood pressure, but a stressed one can be worse than being single, a preliminary study suggests.
NEW ORLEANS - This hurricane-ravaged city and neighboring St. Bernard Parish top a U.S. Census Bureau list of fast-growing counties released Thursday, but some local officials aren't happy that the agency estimated New Orleans' population to be less than 240,000.
NEW YORK - U.S. stocks were heading for a higher open Thursday, with investors poised to buy back into the market following its steep slide a day earlier.
NEW YORK - Amanda Overmyer sang "Back in the U.S.S.R." and now, she's going back home.
OMAHA, Neb. - UCLA, Kansas help kick off NCAA today
BEIJING (Reuters) - Tibet authorities said on Thursday they had arrested dozens of people involved in a wave of anti-Chinese violence that has swept the mountain region and prompted Beijing to pour in troops to crush further unrest.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has moved into a significant lead over Barack Obama for the first time in weeks in the race for the party nomination, according to a Gallup poll.
KABUL (Reuters) - Vice-President Dick Cheney visited Afghanistan on Thursday and met President Hamid Karzai ahead of a NATO summit where Washington will urge its allies to send more troops to the war-torn country.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - More than 200 people were arrested across the United States on Wednesday as protesters marking the fifth anniversary of the U.S. invasion of Iraq obstructed downtown traffic and tried to block access to government offices.
CHARLOTTE, North Carolina (Reuters) - Many U.S. voters have been shocked by the sentiments expressed by the pastor of Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama but they should not be surprised, say faith leaders with experience of black American churches.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Americans' views of the U.S. health care system differ widely based on political party preferences, with Republicans far more likely than Democrats to call it the world's best, a poll released on Thursday showed.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President George W. Bush said on Wednesday he had no regrets about the unpopular war in Iraq despite the "high cost in lives and treasure" and declared that the United States was on track for victory.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The U.S. State Department is offering free flights out of Yemen to non-essential diplomats and family members, after three mortars hit a school near the U.S. Embassy in Sanaa.
BEIJING (AFP) - Thousands of soldiers were seen in Lhasa on Thursday amid reports of a huge military build-up, as the Dalai Lama expressed fears China's crackdown on Tibetan protesters had caused many casualties.
BAGHDAD (AFP) - The US-led war on Iraq that toppled the torturous regime of dictator Saddam Hussein entered its sixth year on Thursday with millions of Iraqis still battling daily chaos and rampant bloodshed.
PARIS (AFP) - The US economy is teetering on the brink of recession but eurozone countries could pull through the global financial crisis without special measures, the OECD said on Thursday
KABUL (AFP) - US Vice President Dick Cheney and Afghan President Hamid Karzai jointly urged NATO Thursday to sustain and even expand its work to crush extremists in Afghanistan and rebuild the war-torn country.
PARIS (AFP) - Astronomers have announced they have detected methane in the atmosphere of a planet 63 light years away, boosting prospects for identifying any life that exists beyond our Solar System.
LONDON (AFP) - Europe's stock markets sank Thursday ahead of the Easter holiday weeken after sharp US falls overnight and earlier in Asia, as nervous investors digested a share trading probe in London, dealers said.
ZURICH (AFP) - Swiss banking giant Credit Suisse issued a profit warning on Thursday because of its exposure to the US subprime loan crisis, fuelling renewed concerns on the health of the banking sector here.
WASHINGTON (AFP) - Men and women have different tastes in food, with men favoring meat and poultry, and women fruits and vegetables, researchers said in what was touted as the most extensive study to date of gender differences in eating habits.
CHARLOTTE, North Carolina (Reuters) - Many U.S. voters have been shocked by the sentiments expressed by the pastor of Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama but they should not be surprised, say faith leaders with experience of black American churches.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - More than 200 people were arrested across the United States on Wednesday as protesters marking the fifth anniversary of the U.S. invasion of Iraq obstructed downtown traffic and tried to block access to government offices.
MIAMI (Reuters) - A young Canadian prisoner held at Guantanamo said in legal documents that U.S. interrogators repeatedly threatened to rape him and Canadian government visitors told him they were powerless to do anything.
PLOMBIERES-LES-DIJON, France (AFP) - A severely disfigured French woman was found dead at her home Wednesday, a local prosecutor said, only two days after a court rejected her request for the right to die, in a case that has stirred much emotion in France.
FORT MYERS, Fla. - Fans at City of Palms Park were ready for Boston's final spring training game in Florida. The Red Sox weren't.
WASHINGTON - The number of newly laid off workers filing for unemployment benefits rose last week to the highest level in nearly two months, providing more evidence that the weak economy is having an adverse impact on the labor market.