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When game show clips go viral, they usually involve someone falling flat on their face and losing boatloads of cash, such as the hapless contestant who famously lost a chance to win $1 million on Wheel of Fortune. Today, however, we're bringing you something a little bit more uplifting. Earlier…
In this video, the bride and bridesmaid's dance completely took her husband and everyone else at the wedding by surprise.
DEAR ABBY: One of my close friends may be "ghosting" me. "Sarah" and I have known each other since middle school. We went to high school together and roomed together during our freshman year of college. We both transferred to different schools after that freshman year, but we made it a point to…
Do you have Donald Trump's cell phone number?
By Marty Graham SAN DIEGO (Reuters) - A San Diego man who inherited from his father a 1974 aluminum penny valued at $2 million has surrendered it to the U.S. Mint to settle a lawsuit over ownership of the rare coin, a federal prosecutor said on Thursday. Randall Lawrence, the son of a former Mint…
Authorities believe the vehicle was set on fire.
Greta's 'Off the Record' comment to 'On the Record' viewers: Pres. Obama wants an 18 percent increase in the money available for the government to spend on former presidents. Feds should really look for 18 percent in waste to cut
LONDON (AP) — A British jury on Friday convicted a classical musician of beating and strangling to death his wife, the successful concert pianist Natalia Strelchenko.
Controversial classified military technology has just been released to the public. Get this flashlight before it's banned or runs out -limited supply!
DEAR ABBY: I was in a six-year relationship with a woman. We shared a home and have a child together, whom I support. She has primary custody, and I provide financial support and exercise my visitations regularly. We broke up six months ago and she immediately moved a man into the house. Since they…
A quick-thinking gas station clerk is being hailed a hero for scooping up a baby whose mom was suffering a seizure.
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Being able to recognize the symptoms of cancer is vital, here are 7 symptoms to look out for.
PARIS (AP) — Beardless, with short-cropped hair and a mild manner, Salah Abdeslam slipped from one world to another as easily as he slipped for four months through an international dragnet.
SALT LAKE CITY (AP) — Protesters clashed with supporters of Donald Trump after he gave a speech in Utah on Friday, ending a day full of presidential candidate appearances that also saw Mitt Romney intensifying his criticism of the GOP front-runner.
These drawings by a 10-year-old are all you need to see about the Flint water crisis.
You won't believe what happens next.
More than 100 cases of Zika virus have been confirmed in the United States, a new report finds. The 116 residents who have now tested positive for the virus include one infant who was born with severe microcephaly, according to the report from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC).…
Police in New Jersey have bought 250 boxes of Girl Scout Cookies from two sisters who were berated by a woman who said no one wanted what they were selling
A gas station near Seattle has been making residents laugh for years and now it`s getting a lot of love on Facebook.
The simplest way to fall asleep fast and stay asleep all night.
Scott Willingham, 49, phoned the 911 emergency line on Wednesday, saying he would shoot investigators if local officials did not come to arrest him first, Grant County District Attorney Jim Carpenter said. "His demand was that if he was not taken into custody then the next morning at 8 a.m. he…
The woman is just the latest victim in the dangerous drinking trend.
Novak Djokovic set up a mouthwatering Indian Wells semi-final showdown with nine-time French Open champion Rafael Nadal, who the world number one Serb considers his biggest rival on the ATP Tour. Both Nadal and Djokovic eased through their Indian Wells quarter-final contests in straight sets Friday…
Without the proper planning, retirees can make some costly mistakes with their health and finances. Here are nine mistakes retirees tend to make.
CLARKSBURG, Calif. (AP) — California is proposing its most ambitious water project in a half-century. At $15.7 billion, it would run two giant tunnels, each four stories high, for 35 miles under the Sacramento-San Joaquin River Delta in Northern California, sending water to cities and farms to the…