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Sports News Update
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General News Update

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-General News:

  • IMF Managing Director Lagarde attends a Eurogroup meeting ahead of a two-day EU leaders summit in Brussels
    Global economy on recovery path, risks remain: IMF chief Reuters - 5 hrs ago

    BEIJING (Reuters) - The global economy has stepped back from the brink of danger and signs of stabilization are emerging from the euro zone and the United States, but high debt levels in developed markets and rising oil prices … More »Global economy on recovery path, risks remain: IMF chief

    IMF Managing Director Lagarde attends a Eurogroup meeting ahead of a two-day EU leaders summit in Brussels

    BEIJING (Reuters) - The global economy has stepped back from the brink of danger and signs of stabilization are emerging from the euro zone and the United States, but high debt levels in developed markets and rising oil prices are key risks ahead, the IMF said on Sunday. "The global economy may be on a path to recovery, …

  • Militants kill American teacher in Yemen Reuters - 15 mins ago

    SANAA (Reuters) - Motorcycle-riding gunmen linked to al Qaeda shot and killed an American teacher in the Yemeni city of Taiz on Sunday, and Yemeni officials said government forces killed up to 14 militants in clashes and … More »Militants kill American teacher in Yemen

    SANAA (Reuters) - Motorcycle-riding gunmen linked to al Qaeda shot and killed an American teacher in the Yemeni city of Taiz on Sunday, and Yemeni officials said government forces killed up to 14 militants in clashes and artillery attacks on their strongholds. The attacks underscore the challenges facing President Abd-Rabbu …

  • Models of a North Korean Scud-B missile and South Korean missiles are displayed at the Korean War Memorial Museum in Seoul
    Defiant North Korea says rocket launch to go ahead Reuters - 5 hrs ago

    SEOUL (Reuters) - North Korea on Sunday rejected criticism of its planned long-range missile launch which threatens to upset its only major benefactor, China, and put relations with the United States back in the freezer just … More »Defiant North Korea says rocket launch to go ahead

    Models of a North Korean Scud-B missile and South Korean missiles are displayed at the Korean War Memorial Museum in Seoul

    SEOUL (Reuters) - North Korea on Sunday rejected criticism of its planned long-range missile launch which threatens to upset its only major benefactor, China, and put relations with the United States back in the freezer just as they seemed to be starting to thaw. Political analysts say the launch, which would violate U.N. …

  • American former soldier Randy Michaels is seen on television wearing a U.S. military uniform with no insignia during a news conference in Baghdad
    Iraq militia frees U.S. hostage after 9 months Reuters - 15 hrs ago

    BAGHDAD (Reuters) - A militia loyal to Iraqi Shi'ite cleric Moqtada al-Sadr freed an American former soldier on Saturday after holding him captive in Baghdad for nine months. The American, identified as Randy Michaels, was … More »Iraq militia frees U.S. hostage after 9 months

    American former soldier Randy Michaels is seen on television wearing a U.S. military uniform with no insignia during a news conference in Baghdad

    BAGHDAD (Reuters) - A militia loyal to Iraqi Shi'ite cleric Moqtada al-Sadr freed an American former soldier on Saturday after holding him captive in Baghdad for nine months. The American, identified as Randy Michaels, was shown on television in a U.S. military uniform with no insignia, flanked by two members of parliament …

  • Chinese Vice-Premier Li gestures as he talks to European Commission President Barroso and European Council President Rompuy in Beijing
    China to reform, grow economy, IMF eyes freer yuan Reuters - 4 hrs ago

    BEIJING (Reuters) - China cannot delay tough economic reforms, Vice Premier Li Keqiang said on Sunday, underscoring the top leadership's push for market-based change after the sacking last week of an ambitious provincial … More »China to reform, grow economy, IMF eyes freer yuan

    Chinese Vice-Premier Li gestures as he talks to European Commission President Barroso and European Council President Rompuy in Beijing

    BEIJING (Reuters) - China cannot delay tough economic reforms, Vice Premier Li Keqiang said on Sunday, underscoring the top leadership's push for market-based change after the sacking last week of an ambitious provincial leader who wanted a bigger state role in the economy. Li, widely expected to succeed Wen Jiabao as premier …

  • File photo of convicted Nazi death camp guard John Demjanjuk
    Former Nazi guard Demjanjuk dies in Germany aged 91 Reuters - 13 hrs ago

    BERLIN (Reuters) - John Demjanjuk, a retired U.S. engine mechanic convicted for his role in killing 28,000 Jews as a guard at a Nazi death camp during World War Two, died on Saturday aged 91 in a care home in Germany, police … More »Former Nazi guard Demjanjuk dies in Germany aged 91

    File photo of convicted Nazi death camp guard John Demjanjuk

    BERLIN (Reuters) - John Demjanjuk, a retired U.S. engine mechanic convicted for his role in killing 28,000 Jews as a guard at a Nazi death camp during World War Two, died on Saturday aged 91 in a care home in Germany, police said. Once top of the Nazi-hunting Simon Wiesenthal Center's list of most wanted Nazi criminals, …

  • File photo of Egypt's Coptic Pope Shenouda III attending an Easter service in the main cathedral in Cairo
    Egypt Coptic Christian Pope Shenouda dies Reuters - 14 hrs ago

    CAIRO (Reuters) - Egyptian Coptic Christian Pope Shenouda III, the patriarch of most of Egypt's estimated 12 million Christians, died on Saturday from old age, his political adviser told Reuters. Bells tolled in Cairo's Abbasiya … More »Egypt Coptic Christian Pope Shenouda dies

    File photo of Egypt's Coptic Pope Shenouda III attending an Easter service in the main cathedral in Cairo

    CAIRO (Reuters) - Egyptian Coptic Christian Pope Shenouda III, the patriarch of most of Egypt's estimated 12 million Christians, died on Saturday from old age, his political adviser told Reuters. Bells tolled in Cairo's Abbasiya district, site of Egypt's main Coptic cathedral, as the news spread. Shenouda, 88, became the …

  • FILE - In this Aug. 23, 2011 Defense Video & Imagery Distribution System photo, Staff Sgt. Robert Bales, left, 1st platoon sergeant, Blackhorse Company, 2nd Battalion, 3rd Infantry Regiment, 3rd Stryker Brigade Combat Team, 2nd Infantry Division participates in an exercise at the National Training Center at Fort Irwin, Calif. A  senior U.S. official, Friday March 16, 2012 identified Bales as the man accused of killing 16 civilians in an attack on Afghan villagers five days ago. The man at the right is unidentified. (AP Photo/DVIDS, Spc. Ryan Hallock, File)

    A diverging portrait of the Army sergeant accused of killing 16 Afghan villagers is emerging as records and interviews show a man appreciated by friends and family who won military commendations, yet one who faced professional disappointment, financial trouble and brushes with the law.

  • An unidentified Occupy Wall Street protester is arrested early Sunday morning March 17, 2012 in Zuccotti Park after a march in celebration of the protest's sixth month, Saturday, March 17, 2012, in New York. With the city's attention focused on the huge St. Patrick's Day Parade many blocks uptown, the Occupy rally drew a far smaller crowd than the demonstrations when the movement was at its peak in the fall. (AP Photo/Albert Sabate)

    Dozens of police officers cleared the park where the Occupy movement was born six months ago and made several arrests after hundreds of protesters returned in an anniversary observance and defiantly resisted calls to clear out.

  • In this photo released by the Syrian official news agency SANA, burnt and destroyed cars are seen near the aviation intelligence department, which was attacked by one of two explosions, in Damascus, Syria, on Saturday, March 17, 2012. Twin bombings struck government targets in the Syrian capital early Saturday, killing security forces and civilians and leaving pools of blood and carnage in the streets, according to state-run television.  (AP Photo/SANA)

    Syria's state news agency says an explosion has gone off between two residential buildings in the northern city of Aleppo.

  • Gunfire erupted as throngs were celebrating a mild St. Patrick's Day along a popular downtown canal in Indianapolis and at least five teenagers were wounded by shots, two critically, police said.

  • Authorities say a floor of a New York City building where a party was being held collapsed, injuring a dozen people. The Fire Department said two people were hospitalized. One was seriously injured. The collapsed ceiling is seen through a second floor window of th house that suffered an internal collapse in the Rockaway section of Queens, New York, early Sunday, March 18, 2012.    (AP Photo/Robert Mecea)

    Authorities say a floor of a New York City three-story house where a large party was taking place collapsed, injuring a dozen people.

  • In this photo taken Friday, March 9, 2012, a butcher arranges halal meat at a butcher shop in Paris.  President Nicolas Sarkozy has lamented the decline of the traditional French butcher and now wants all meat clearly marked halal, kosher or French while Prime Minister Francois Fillon has suggested that the ritual slaughter of animals by Muslims and Jews is out of sync with modern times. With polls showing Sarkozy will lose to Socialist rival Francois Hollande in the upcoming presidential election, the president is racing after third-place extreme-right candidate Marine Le Pen's voters. (AP Photo/Michel Euler)

    The French butcher who cuts and tresses your meat with care, and serves as city dwellers' link to the land, is falling on hard times, unable to find new blood to keep his iconic image alive — as supermarkets and Arab butchers selling halal meat at cheaper prices thrive.

  • Norah Jones performs her entire new album during the SXSW Music Festival in Austin, Texas on Saturday, March 17, 2012.(AP Photo/Jack Plunkett)

    Stars of all stripes and celebrity hit town to close out South By Southwest, but it was a marching band that stole the show Saturday.

  • In this Friday, March 16, 2012 photo, Indian body builder Manohar Aich flexes his muscles as he poses for a photograph in a gymnasium in Kolkata, India. Aich, who is only 4 foot 11 inches (150 centimeters) tall, won the Mr. Universe title in London way back in 1952. Happiness and a life without tensions are the key to his longevity, said Aich, who turned 100 on March 17. (AP Photo/Bikas Das)

    A former Mr. Universe who has just turned 100 said Sunday that happiness and a life without tensions are the key to his longevity.

  • Republican presidential candidate, former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney waves during a political rally on Friday, March 16, 2012 in San Juan, Puerto Rico.  (AP Photo/Evan Vucci)

    Republican presidential hopefuls Mitt Romney and Rick Santorum are campaigning in next-up primary states of Illinois and Louisiana, while Puerto Ricans get their say in picking the GOP's presidential nominee.

  • Norah Jones performs her entire new album during the SXSW Music Festival in Austin, Texas on Saturday, March 17, 2012.(AP Photo/Jack Plunkett)

    Norah Jones unveiled something new at South By Southwest — again.

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Sports News

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-Sports:

  • This season Fournier's side has won only four times
    Fournier sacked by relegation-haunted Auxerre AFP - 1 hr 29 mins ago

    Auxerre announced the sacking of coach Laurent Fournier Sunday, a day after the prospect of relegation returned to haunt the club. More »Fournier sacked by relegation-haunted Auxerre

    This season Fournier's side has won only four times

    Auxerre announced the sacking of coach Laurent Fournier Sunday, a day after the prospect of relegation returned to haunt the club.

  • Kansas State's Jordan Henriquez, center, loses the ball as Syracuse's C.J. Fair, left, and James Southerland (43) defend in the second half of an NCAA men's tournament third-round college basketball game Saturday, March 17, 2012 in Pittsburgh. Syracuse won 75-59. (AP Photo/Keith Srakocic)
    Big over little, have over have-not no coincidence AP - 1 hr 50 mins ago

    Welcome to a special academic-themed edition of BracketRacket, your one-stop shopping for all things NCAA on tournament game days. Ohio State fans may want to go directly to item No. 2. Everyone else begin … More »Big over little, have over have-not no coincidence

    Kansas State's Jordan Henriquez, center, loses the ball as Syracuse's C.J. Fair, left, and James Southerland (43) defend in the second half of an NCAA men's tournament third-round college basketball game Saturday, March 17, 2012 in Pittsburgh. Syracuse won 75-59. (AP Photo/Keith Srakocic)

    Welcome to a special academic-themed edition of BracketRacket, your one-stop shopping for all things NCAA on tournament game days. Ohio State fans may want to go directly to item No. 2. Everyone else begin here:

  • McLaren Formula One driver Button celebrates his victory on the podium after the Australian F1 Grand Prix at the Albert Park circuit in Melbourne
    Button's flying start gives McLaren belief Reuters - 1 hr 55 mins ago

    MELBOURNE (Reuters) - Jenson Button hailed a big boost for McLaren on Sunday after his Australian Grand Prix victory wiped away the early season struggles of the last two years. The 32-year-old, Formula … More »Button's flying start gives McLaren belief

    McLaren Formula One driver Button celebrates his victory on the podium after the Australian F1 Grand Prix at the Albert Park circuit in Melbourne

    MELBOURNE (Reuters) - Jenson Button hailed a big boost for McLaren on Sunday after his Australian Grand Prix victory wiped away the early season struggles of the last two years. The 32-year-old, Formula One world champion with Brawn GP in 2009, won his third race in four years at Albert Park having started by powering past …

  • Ian Thorpe on Sunday posted 50.35sec and the 21st fastest time behind world champion James Magnussen (48.26)
    Australia's Thorpe fails to qualify for London Games AFP - 1 hr 55 mins ago

    Five-time Olympic swimming champion Ian Thorpe failed to qualify for the London Games but said he had no regrets about returning to the pool and vowed to continue his comeback. More »Australia's Thorpe fails to qualify for London Games

    Ian Thorpe on Sunday posted 50.35sec and the 21st fastest time behind world champion James Magnussen (48.26)

    Five-time Olympic swimming champion Ian Thorpe failed to qualify for the London Games but said he had no regrets about returning to the pool and vowed to continue his comeback.

  • McLaren driver Jenson Button of Britain leads teammate Lewis Hamilton into turn two at  the start of the Australian Formula One Grand Prix at Albert Park in Melbourne, Australia, Sunday, March 18, 2012.(AP Photo/Rob Griffith)
    McLaren's Button wins F1 Australian GP AP - 1 hr 56 mins ago

    McLaren driver Jenson Button won the Formula One season-opening Australian Grand Prix on Sunday, taking the checkered flag Down Under for the third time in four years. More »McLaren's Button wins F1 Australian GP

    McLaren driver Jenson Button of Britain leads teammate Lewis Hamilton into turn two at  the start of the Australian Formula One Grand Prix at Albert Park in Melbourne, Australia, Sunday, March 18, 2012.(AP Photo/Rob Griffith)

    McLaren driver Jenson Button won the Formula One season-opening Australian Grand Prix on Sunday, taking the checkered flag Down Under for the third time in four years.

  • Kansas State's Jordan Henriquez, center, loses the ball as Syracuse's C.J. Fair, left, and James Southerland (43) defend in the second half of an NCAA men's tournament third-round college basketball game Saturday, March 17, 2012 in Pittsburgh. Syracuse won 75-59. (AP Photo/Keith Srakocic)
    Buckeye fans may want to go directly to item No. 2 AP - 3 hrs ago

    Welcome to a special academic-themed edition of BracketRacket, your one-stop shopping for all things NCAA on tournament game days. Ohio State fans may want to go directly to item No. 2. Everyone else begin … More »Buckeye fans may want to go directly to item No. 2

    Kansas State's Jordan Henriquez, center, loses the ball as Syracuse's C.J. Fair, left, and James Southerland (43) defend in the second half of an NCAA men's tournament third-round college basketball game Saturday, March 17, 2012 in Pittsburgh. Syracuse won 75-59. (AP Photo/Keith Srakocic)

    Welcome to a special academic-themed edition of BracketRacket, your one-stop shopping for all things NCAA on tournament game days. Ohio State fans may want to go directly to item No. 2. Everyone else begin here:

  • McLaren Formula One driver Button leads on turn one of the Australian F1 Grand Prix at the Albert Park circuit in Melbourne
    Cool Button steers McLaren to Melbourne win Reuters - 3 hrs ago

    MELBOURNE (Reuters) - Jenson Button ignored an incident-packed race behind him and calmly steered his McLaren to victory at the season-opening Australian Grand Prix ahead of world champion Sebastian Vettel … More »Cool Button steers McLaren to Melbourne win

    McLaren Formula One driver Button leads on turn one of the Australian F1 Grand Prix at the Albert Park circuit in Melbourne

    MELBOURNE (Reuters) - Jenson Button ignored an incident-packed race behind him and calmly steered his McLaren to victory at the season-opening Australian Grand Prix ahead of world champion Sebastian Vettel on Sunday. It was the Briton's third victory in four years at Albert Park, the 13th win of his career overall and he …

  • Juventus' Bonucci and Fiorentina's Amauri fight for the ball during their Serie A soccer match in Florence
    Juve come to life with five-goal win Reuters - 4 hrs ago

    MILAN (Reuters) - Juventus ended their run of four successive Serie A draws with an emphatic 5-0 thrashing of Fiorentina, who played for more than one hour with 10 men on Saturday. Still unbeaten this … More »Juve come to life with five-goal win

    Juventus' Bonucci and Fiorentina's Amauri fight for the ball during their Serie A soccer match in Florence

    MILAN (Reuters) - Juventus ended their run of four successive Serie A draws with an emphatic 5-0 thrashing of Fiorentina, who played for more than one hour with 10 men on Saturday. Still unbeaten this season, second-placed Juventus stayed four points behind AC Milan after the leaders won 2-0 at Parma with a Zlatan Ibrahimovic …

  • Barcelona's Messi celebrates next to Pedro after scoring against Sevilla during a soccer match in Seville
    Xavi, Messi fire Barcelona past Sevilla Reuters - 4 hrs ago

    MADRID (Reuters) - A Xavi free kick and an exquisite lob from Lionel Messi fired Barcelona to a 2-0 win at Sevilla that cut Real Madrid's lead at the top of La Liga back to seven points on Saturday. Xavi … More »Xavi, Messi fire Barcelona past Sevilla

    Barcelona's Messi celebrates next to Pedro after scoring against Sevilla during a soccer match in Seville

    MADRID (Reuters) - A Xavi free kick and an exquisite lob from Lionel Messi fired Barcelona to a 2-0 win at Sevilla that cut Real Madrid's lead at the top of La Liga back to seven points on Saturday. Xavi curled a shot over wall after 18 minutes and World Player of the Year Messi bagged his 31st of the league campaign soon …

  • John Isner of the U.S. celebrates his victory over Novak Djokovic of Serbia
    Isner stuns Djokovic, to meet Federer in final Reuters - 4 hrs ago

    INDIAN WELLS, California (Reuters) - John Isner pulled off the biggest upset of his career at the BNP Paribas Open on Saturday before Roger Federer imperiously outplayed long-time rival Rafa Nadal in the … More »Isner stuns Djokovic, to meet Federer in final

    John Isner of the U.S. celebrates his victory over Novak Djokovic of Serbia

    INDIAN WELLS, California (Reuters) - John Isner pulled off the biggest upset of his career at the BNP Paribas Open on Saturday before Roger Federer imperiously outplayed long-time rival Rafa Nadal in the other semi-final. Big-serving American Isner overpowered world number one Novak Djokovic 7-6 3-6 7-6 and will face three-times …

  • Bolton Wanderers Nigel Reo Coker helps a member of the club's medical staff attend to Fabrice Muamba after he collapsed on the pitch during their FA Cup quarter-final soccer match against Tottenham Hotspur at White Hart Lane in London
    Bolton's Muamba critically ill after collapsing Reuters - 4 hrs ago

    LONDON (Reuters) - Bolton Wanderers midfielder Fabrice Muamba was critically ill in hospital after collapsing on the pitch during the FA Cup quarter-final at Tottenham Hotspur on Saturday. The match was … More »Bolton's Muamba critically ill after collapsing

    Bolton Wanderers Nigel Reo Coker helps a member of the club's medical staff attend to Fabrice Muamba after he collapsed on the pitch during their FA Cup quarter-final soccer match against Tottenham Hotspur at White Hart Lane in London

    LONDON (Reuters) - Bolton Wanderers midfielder Fabrice Muamba was critically ill in hospital after collapsing on the pitch during the FA Cup quarter-final at Tottenham Hotspur on Saturday. The match was abandoned at 1-1 just before halftime after the 23-year-old fell to the turf near the centre circle. "Bolton Wanderers …

  • Former world champion Jenson Button (front, 2nd R) of Britain leads at the Grand Prix in Melbourne
    Australian Grand Prix: Live Report AFP - 4 hrs ago

    AFP IS NOW CLOSING THIS LIVE REPORT on the first Grand Prix of the new F1 season in Melbourne, Australia, where Jenson Button dominated to triumph ahead of reigning world champion Sebastian Vettel. More »Australian Grand Prix: Live Report

    Former world champion Jenson Button (front, 2nd R) of Britain leads at the Grand Prix in Melbourne

    AFP IS NOW CLOSING THIS LIVE REPORT on the first Grand Prix of the new F1 season in Melbourne, Australia, where Jenson Button dominated to triumph ahead of reigning world champion Sebastian Vettel.

  • 76ers' Brand and Hawes block Bulls' Boozer's shot during NBA game in Chicago
    Bulls wake from slumber to trample 76ers Reuters - 6 hrs ago

    (Reuters) - The Chicago Bulls recovered from a sluggish start to race past the Philadelphia 76ers for an 89-80 victory at the United Center on Saturday. More »Bulls wake from slumber to trample 76ers

    76ers' Brand and Hawes block Bulls' Boozer's shot during NBA game in Chicago

    (Reuters) - The Chicago Bulls recovered from a sluggish start to race past the Philadelphia 76ers for an 89-80 victory at the United Center on Saturday.

  • Louisville head coach Rick Pitino shouts to his team in the first half of an NCAA college basketball tournament third-round game with New Mexico, in Portland, Ore., Saturday, March 17, 2012. (AP Photo/Rick Bowmer)
    Louisville holds off New Mexico 59-56 AP - 6 hrs ago

    Louisville's late regular-season slide has turned into a postseason surge. More »Louisville holds off New Mexico 59-56

    Louisville head coach Rick Pitino shouts to his team in the first half of an NCAA college basketball tournament third-round game with New Mexico, in Portland, Ore., Saturday, March 17, 2012. (AP Photo/Rick Bowmer)

    Louisville's late regular-season slide has turned into a postseason surge.

  • Lin added seven rebounds and six assists
    Lin and Knicks click in 102-88 win over Pacers AFP - 7 hrs ago

    Jeremy Lin led the Knicks with 19 points as New York beat the Indiana Pacers 102-88 to improve to 3-0 since interim coach Mike Woodson took the helm of the NBA team. More »Lin and Knicks click in 102-88 win over Pacers

    Lin added seven rebounds and six assists

    Jeremy Lin led the Knicks with 19 points as New York beat the Indiana Pacers 102-88 to improve to 3-0 since interim coach Mike Woodson took the helm of the NBA team.

  • Edmonton Oilers' Eric Belanger gets stopped by Colorado Avalanche's Kevin Porter and Semyon Varlamov during their NHL hockey game in Denver
    Varlamov shines as Avalanche smother Rangers Reuters - 7 hrs ago

    (Reuters) - Colorado goalie Semyon Varlamov was in spectacular form as he resisted almost everything the New York Rangers could throw at him as the Avalanche battled to a 3-1 road win at Madison Square … More »Varlamov shines as Avalanche smother Rangers

    Edmonton Oilers' Eric Belanger gets stopped by Colorado Avalanche's Kevin Porter and Semyon Varlamov during their NHL hockey game in Denver

    (Reuters) - Colorado goalie Semyon Varlamov was in spectacular form as he resisted almost everything the New York Rangers could throw at him as the Avalanche battled to a 3-1 road win at Madison Square Garden.

  • Baylor guard Brady Heslip (5) gestures after hitting a three-point basket during the first half of an NCAA tournament third-round college basketball game against Colorado, Saturday, March 17, 2012, in Albuquerque, N.M. Baylor won 80-63. (AP Photo/Matt York)
    Heslip's 3s lift Baylor to 80-63 win over CU AP - 8 hrs ago

    With his 3-point goggles on, the bucket never looked quite so big for Brady Heslip. Because of that, the future's looking as bright as those uniforms for the Baylor Bears. More »Heslip's 3s lift Baylor to 80-63 win over CU

    Baylor guard Brady Heslip (5) gestures after hitting a three-point basket during the first half of an NCAA tournament third-round college basketball game against Colorado, Saturday, March 17, 2012, in Albuquerque, N.M. Baylor won 80-63. (AP Photo/Matt York)

    With his 3-point goggles on, the bucket never looked quite so big for Brady Heslip. Because of that, the future's looking as bright as those uniforms for the Baylor Bears.

  • Bolton Wanderers' Fabrice Muamba lies on the pitch after collapsing before being stretchered off as Tottenham Hotspur's Louis Saha, second right, and referee Howard Webb, left, react for medical staff to come onto the pitch during the English FA Cup quarterfinal soccer match between Tottenham Hotspur and Bolton Wanderers at White Hart Lane stadium in London, Saturday, March 17, 2012.  Medics rushed onto the pitch with a defibrillator and treated the 23-year-old Muamba, pumping his chest for around six minutes of treatment. (AP Photo/Matt Dunham)
    Bolton's Muamba critical after collapsing in game AP - 8 hrs ago

    Bolton midfielder Fabrice Muamba was critically ill in a hospital's heart attack unit on Saturday night after collapsing during an FA Cup quarterfinal at Tottenham. More »Bolton's Muamba critical after collapsing in game

    Bolton Wanderers' Fabrice Muamba lies on the pitch after collapsing before being stretchered off as Tottenham Hotspur's Louis Saha, second right, and referee Howard Webb, left, react for medical staff to come onto the pitch during the English FA Cup quarterfinal soccer match between Tottenham Hotspur and Bolton Wanderers at White Hart Lane stadium in London, Saturday, March 17, 2012.  Medics rushed onto the pitch with a defibrillator and treated the 23-year-old Muamba, pumping his chest for around six minutes of treatment. (AP Photo/Matt Dunham)

    Bolton midfielder Fabrice Muamba was critically ill in a hospital's heart attack unit on Saturday night after collapsing during an FA Cup quarterfinal at Tottenham.

  • Isner of the U.S. returns a shot to Djokovic of Serbia at the Indian Wells ATP tennis tournament
    Isner stuns Djokovic, to meet Federer in final Reuters - 8 hrs ago

    INDIAN WELLS, California (Reuters) - John Isner pulled off the biggest upset of his career at the BNP Paribas Open on Saturday before Roger Federer imperiously outplayed long-time rival Rafa Nadal in the … More »Isner stuns Djokovic, to meet Federer in final

    Isner of the U.S. returns a shot to Djokovic of Serbia at the Indian Wells ATP tennis tournament

    INDIAN WELLS, California (Reuters) - John Isner pulled off the biggest upset of his career at the BNP Paribas Open on Saturday before Roger Federer imperiously outplayed long-time rival Rafa Nadal in the other semi-final. Big-serving American Isner overpowered world number one Novak Djokovic 7-6 3-6 7-6 and will face three-times …

  • Roger Federer, of Switzerland, returns a shot to Rafael Nadal, of Spain, during a semifinal at the BNP Paribas Open tennis tournament, Saturday, March 17, 2012, in Indian Wells, Calif. (AP Photo/Mark J. Terrill)
    Federer, Isner to play in BNP Paribas Open final AP - 9 hrs ago

    The cold and "crazy" wind messed with Rafael Nadal, who played it too safe. Roger Federer handled the conditions better, acing Nadal on a match point that was delayed by rain drops. More »Federer, Isner to play in BNP Paribas Open final

    Roger Federer, of Switzerland, returns a shot to Rafael Nadal, of Spain, during a semifinal at the BNP Paribas Open tennis tournament, Saturday, March 17, 2012, in Indian Wells, Calif. (AP Photo/Mark J. Terrill)

    The cold and "crazy" wind messed with Rafael Nadal, who played it too safe. Roger Federer handled the conditions better, acing Nadal on a match point that was delayed by rain drops.

  • Roberto Di Matteo (C) took over as Chelsea's interim manager after Villas-Boas was sacked following a brief reign
    Di Matteo happy to embrace player power AFP - 9 hrs ago

    Roberto Di Matteo insists Chelsea are reaping the rewards of his bold decision to embrace the player power that forced Andre Villas-Boas out of Stamford Bridge. More »Di Matteo happy to embrace player power

    Roberto Di Matteo (C) took over as Chelsea's interim manager after Villas-Boas was sacked following a brief reign

    Roberto Di Matteo insists Chelsea are reaping the rewards of his bold decision to embrace the player power that forced Andre Villas-Boas out of Stamford Bridge.

  • Kentucky guard Marquis Teague (25) reacts in the second half of their NCAA third-round tournament college basketball game in Louisville, Ky., Saturday, March 17, 2012. At right is Iowa State guard Chris Allen (4). Kentucky defeated Iowa State 87-71. (AP Photo/John Bazemore)
    Teague's 24 leads Kentucky over Iowa State 87-71 AP - 9 hrs ago

    Freshman Marquis Teague finally feels in step with Kentucky coach John Calipari's offense. More »Teague's 24 leads Kentucky over Iowa State 87-71

    Kentucky guard Marquis Teague (25) reacts in the second half of their NCAA third-round tournament college basketball game in Louisville, Ky., Saturday, March 17, 2012. At right is Iowa State guard Chris Allen (4). Kentucky defeated Iowa State 87-71. (AP Photo/John Bazemore)

    Freshman Marquis Teague finally feels in step with Kentucky coach John Calipari's offense.

  • Indiana forward Will Sheehey, left, celebrates with Derek Elston after defeating Virginia Commonwealth 63-61 in their NCAA tournament third-round college basketball game in Portland, Ore., Saturday, March 17, 2012. (AP Photo/Don Ryan)
    Indiana rallies to top VCU 63-61 AP - 9 hrs ago

    Will Sheehey had two options when he grabbed the loose ball: back it out and play for the final shot of regulation, or take the open jumper. More »Indiana rallies to top VCU 63-61

    Indiana forward Will Sheehey, left, celebrates with Derek Elston after defeating Virginia Commonwealth 63-61 in their NCAA tournament third-round college basketball game in Portland, Ore., Saturday, March 17, 2012. (AP Photo/Don Ryan)

    Will Sheehey had two options when he grabbed the loose ball: back it out and play for the final shot of regulation, or take the open jumper.

  • Australia's Ian Thorpe gestures while speaking to the media after the men's 200m freestyle semi-finals at the 2012 Australian Swimming Championships to qualify for the 2012 London Olympics, in Adelaide
    Thorpe's London dream over after 100m flop Reuters - 9 hrs ago

    ADELAIDE (Reuters) - Ian Thorpe's rushed comeback bid for a third Olympic Games ended in ignominy on Sunday as he crashed out of the morning heats of the 100 meters freestyle at the Australian trials in … More »Thorpe's London dream over after 100m flop

    Australia's Ian Thorpe gestures while speaking to the media after the men's 200m freestyle semi-finals at the 2012 Australian Swimming Championships to qualify for the 2012 London Olympics, in Adelaide

    ADELAIDE (Reuters) - Ian Thorpe's rushed comeback bid for a third Olympic Games ended in ignominy on Sunday as he crashed out of the morning heats of the 100 meters freestyle at the Australian trials in Adelaide. The five-times Olympic champion, who also failed to secure a spot in the 200 freestyle earlier in the trials, …

  • FILE - In this Nov. 3, 2011 file photo, former Olympic swimming champion Ian Thorpe of Australia conducts training ahead of the Swimming World Cup, in Singapore. Thorpe has failed in his bid to qualify for the London Olympics in his comeback from retirement. The five-time Olympic champion didn't make it through the heats in the 100-meter freestyle on Sunday morning, March 18, 2012 at the Australian selection trials. (AP Photo/Bryan van der Beek, File)
    Thorpe fails in bid to qualify for London 2012 AP - 9 hrs ago

    Ian Thorpe knew the instant he'd finished his 100-meter freestyle heat that he wouldn't be competing at the London Olympics. He lingered in the outside lane until the swimmers in the next race had started, … More »Thorpe fails in bid to qualify for London 2012

    FILE - In this Nov. 3, 2011 file photo, former Olympic swimming champion Ian Thorpe of Australia conducts training ahead of the Swimming World Cup, in Singapore. Thorpe has failed in his bid to qualify for the London Olympics in his comeback from retirement. The five-time Olympic champion didn't make it through the heats in the 100-meter freestyle on Sunday morning, March 18, 2012 at the Australian selection trials. (AP Photo/Bryan van der Beek, File)

    Ian Thorpe knew the instant he'd finished his 100-meter freestyle heat that he wouldn't be competing at the London Olympics. He lingered in the outside lane until the swimmers in the next race had started, staring at his time on the scoreboard before slowly dragging himself out of the pool.

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  • In this undated image released by The Public Theater, Mike Daisey is shown in a scene from "The Agony and The Ecstasy of Steve Jobs," in New York. Daisey, whose latest show has been being credited with sparking probes into how Apple's high-tech devices are made, is finding himself under fire for distorting the truth. The public radio show “This American Life” retracted a story Friday, March 16, 2012, that it broadcast in January about what Daisey said he saw while visiting a factory in China where iPads and iPhones are made. (AP Photo/The Public Theater, Stan Barouh)
    Apple firestorm leads artist to change his show AP - 13 hrs ago

    Mike Daisey, the off-Broadway performer who admitted that he made up parts of his one-man show about Apple products being made in Chinese sweatshops, has cut questionable … More »Apple firestorm leads artist to change his show

    In this undated image released by The Public Theater, Mike Daisey is shown in a scene from "The Agony and The Ecstasy of Steve Jobs," in New York. Daisey, whose latest show has been being credited with sparking probes into how Apple's high-tech devices are made, is finding himself under fire for distorting the truth. The public radio show “This American Life” retracted a story Friday, March 16, 2012, that it broadcast in January about what Daisey said he saw while visiting a factory in China where iPads and iPhones are made. (AP Photo/The Public Theater, Stan Barouh)

    Mike Daisey, the off-Broadway performer who admitted that he made up parts of his one-man show about Apple products being made in Chinese sweatshops, has cut questionable sections from the monologue and added a prologue explaining the controversy.

  • Customers use computers at an internet cafe in Hefei
    Growth China's top priority, inflation key risk-NDRC Reuters - 9 hrs ago

    BEIJING (Reuters) - China's economic policy priority is to maintain relatively fast growth, but Beijing cannot lower its guard against inflation risks, the head of the … More »Growth China's top priority, inflation key risk-NDRC

    Customers use computers at an internet cafe in Hefei

    BEIJING (Reuters) - China's economic policy priority is to maintain relatively fast growth, but Beijing cannot lower its guard against inflation risks, the head of the country's top planning agency, the National Development and Reform Commission, said on Sunday. "First of all, we need to maintain steady and relatively fast …

  • UK to extend Sunday shopping hours for Olympics AP - 1 hr 34 mins ago

    Britain's Treasury chief says he is planning to loosen restrictions on Sunday trading during this summer's London Olympics. More »UK to extend Sunday shopping hours for Olympics

    Britain's Treasury chief says he is planning to loosen restrictions on Sunday trading during this summer's London Olympics.

  • FILE - In this Feb. 16, 2012, file photo House Budget Committee Chairman Rep. Paul Ryan, R-Wis., holds up a copy of President Barack Obama's fiscal 2013 federal budget during the budget committee's hearing on Capitol Hill in Washington. After a few months of relative peace on the budget front, Democrats and Republicans are readying for a party-defining, election-year fight over trillion dollar-plus deficits and what to do about them, and Ryan is fashioning a sequel to last year's "Path to Prosperity" manifesto that ignited a firestorm over Medicare. (AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster, File)
    GOP preps for budget battle with Democrats, Obama AP - 16 hrs ago

    After a few months of relative peace on the budget front, Democrats and Republicans are readying for a party-defining, election-year fight over trillion dollar-plus … More »GOP preps for budget battle with Democrats, Obama

    FILE - In this Feb. 16, 2012, file photo House Budget Committee Chairman Rep. Paul Ryan, R-Wis., holds up a copy of President Barack Obama's fiscal 2013 federal budget during the budget committee's hearing on Capitol Hill in Washington. After a few months of relative peace on the budget front, Democrats and Republicans are readying for a party-defining, election-year fight over trillion dollar-plus deficits and what to do about them, and Ryan is fashioning a sequel to last year's "Path to Prosperity" manifesto that ignited a firestorm over Medicare. (AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster, File)

    After a few months of relative peace on the budget front, Democrats and Republicans are readying for a party-defining, election-year fight over trillion dollar-plus deficits and what to do about them.

  • Striking workers ground Kuwait Airways flights AP - 39 mins ago

    Kuwait Airways, the Gulf state's national carrier, extended flight cancellations across its route network into a second day Sunday as it scrambled to cope with a strike … More »Striking workers ground Kuwait Airways flights

    Kuwait Airways, the Gulf state's national carrier, extended flight cancellations across its route network into a second day Sunday as it scrambled to cope with a strike by workers.

  • In this undated image released by The Public Theater, Mike Daisey is shown in a scene from "The Agony and The Ecstasy of Steve Jobs," in New York. Daisey, whose latest show has been being credited with sparking probes into how Apple's high-tech devices are made, is finding himself under fire for distorting the truth. The public radio show “This American Life” retracted a story Friday, March 16, 2012, that it broadcast in January about what Daisey said he saw while visiting a factory in China where iPads and iPhones are made. (AP Photo/The Public Theater, Stan Barouh)
    Artist admits to shortcuts in show about Apple AP - 23 hrs ago

    An artist admitted Friday to taking shortcuts in crafting an often harrowing tale about Apple Inc.'s operations in China after the veracity of his one-man theatrical … More »Artist admits to shortcuts in show about Apple

    In this undated image released by The Public Theater, Mike Daisey is shown in a scene from "The Agony and The Ecstasy of Steve Jobs," in New York. Daisey, whose latest show has been being credited with sparking probes into how Apple's high-tech devices are made, is finding himself under fire for distorting the truth. The public radio show “This American Life” retracted a story Friday, March 16, 2012, that it broadcast in January about what Daisey said he saw while visiting a factory in China where iPads and iPhones are made. (AP Photo/The Public Theater, Stan Barouh)

    An artist admitted Friday to taking shortcuts in crafting an often harrowing tale about Apple Inc.'s operations in China after the veracity of his one-man theatrical show was challenged by a public radio program that had based a broadcast on his work.

  • Brazil to file charges against Chevron executives AP - 10 hrs ago

    Brazilian prosecutors said Saturday they will file criminal charges against 17 executives of Chevron Corp. and drilling contractor Transocean Ltd. for a new oil leak … More »Brazil to file charges against Chevron executives

    Brazilian prosecutors said Saturday they will file criminal charges against 17 executives of Chevron Corp. and drilling contractor Transocean Ltd. for a new oil leak near the offshore well where at least 110,000 gallons (about 416,000 liters) spilled late last year.

  • Former Gannett CEO gets $32M severance package AP - 13 hrs ago

    Former Gannett Co. CEO Craig Dubow's received a severance package valued at about $32 million after chronic health problems prompted his resignation from the largest … More »Former Gannett CEO gets $32M severance package

    Former Gannett Co. CEO Craig Dubow's received a severance package valued at about $32 million after chronic health problems prompted his resignation from the largest U.S. newspaper publisher.

  • IMF's Lagarde urges more global finance reform AP - 9 hrs ago

    The head of the International Monetary Fund is warning against complacency about global finance despite improved conditions after the latest Greek debt deal. More »IMF's Lagarde urges more global finance reform

    The head of the International Monetary Fund is warning against complacency about global finance despite improved conditions after the latest Greek debt deal.

  • China yuan could be reserve currency with reform: IMF Reuters - 6 hrs ago

    BEIJING (Reuters) - China's yuan could become a reserve currency in future if the country undertakes further economic reform, International Monetary Fund managing director, … More »China yuan could be reserve currency with reform: IMF

    BEIJING (Reuters) - China's yuan could become a reserve currency in future if the country undertakes further economic reform, International Monetary Fund managing director, Christine Lagarde, said in a speech on Sunday. The IMF chief, speaking to a gathering of leading Chinese policymakers and global business leaders, added …

  • A Goldman Sachs sign is seen on at the company's post on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange
    Exclusive: Goldman's God problem goes away, for now Reuters - 21 hrs ago

    NEW YORK (Reuters) - Goldman Sachs Group Inc scored at least one victory in an otherwise tough week - this one against a coalition of religious groups. The bank has been … More »Exclusive: Goldman's God problem goes away, for now

    A Goldman Sachs sign is seen on at the company's post on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange

    NEW YORK (Reuters) - Goldman Sachs Group Inc scored at least one victory in an otherwise tough week - this one against a coalition of religious groups. The bank has been in the spotlight since a mid-level executive resigned and fired off a blistering attack on the firm in a New York Times op-ed on March 14, describing a …

  • Exxon gas station is pictured in Arlington
    Kurds say Exxon still working in North Iraq Reuters - 23 hrs ago

    ARBIL, Iraq (Reuters) - Exxon Mobil has not suspended its work in Iraq's autonomous Kurdish region, an aide to the region's president said on Saturday, after Baghdad … More »Kurds say Exxon still working in North Iraq

    Exxon gas station is pictured in Arlington

    ARBIL, Iraq (Reuters) - Exxon Mobil has not suspended its work in Iraq's autonomous Kurdish region, an aide to the region's president said on Saturday, after Baghdad said Exxon had frozen its Kurdish deal. Iraq's oil minister said on Friday that Exxon had written to Baghdad informing it that it had suspended work in the …

  • FILE - In this March 23, 2010, file photo President Barack Obama reacts to cheers as he arrives for the signing ceremony of his health care bill in the East Room of the White House in Washington. Obama and congressional Democrats pushed the mandate through without Republican support in hopes of reaching a popular goal: creating a fair system that ensures everyone, rich or poor, young or old, the health care they need at a cost that doesn't overwhelm the nation. Other economically advanced countries have done it.  (AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite, File)
    Court weighs making health coverage a fact of life AP - 14 hrs ago

    Death, taxes and now health insurance? Having a medical plan or else paying a fine is about to become another certainty of American life, unless the Supreme Court says … More »Court weighs making health coverage a fact of life

    FILE - In this March 23, 2010, file photo President Barack Obama reacts to cheers as he arrives for the signing ceremony of his health care bill in the East Room of the White House in Washington. Obama and congressional Democrats pushed the mandate through without Republican support in hopes of reaching a popular goal: creating a fair system that ensures everyone, rich or poor, young or old, the health care they need at a cost that doesn't overwhelm the nation. Other economically advanced countries have done it.  (AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite, File)

    Death, taxes and now health insurance? Having a medical plan or else paying a fine is about to become another certainty of American life, unless the Supreme Court says no.

  • A woman enters a branch Schlecker which is offering a discount of 30 percent in Berlin
    Germany's Schlecker aims to find investor by end-May Reuters - 20 hrs ago

    FRANKFURT (Reuters) - Insolvent German drugstore chain Schlecker aims to find an investor by the end of May, its administrator told a German magazine. "If everything … More »Germany's Schlecker aims to find investor by end-May

    A woman enters a branch Schlecker which is offering a discount of 30 percent in Berlin

    FRANKFURT (Reuters) - Insolvent German drugstore chain Schlecker aims to find an investor by the end of May, its administrator told a German magazine. "If everything goes according to plan, we can be done with the investor process by the Pentecost holiday," Arndt Geiwitz told weekly Wirtschafts Woche, according to an excerpt …

  • Sri Lanka is to stop crude oil imports from Iran from March 29, ahead of the US June 28th deadline
    Iraq offers oil to S.Lanka to avert Iran ban AFP - 6 hrs ago

    Iraq has come forward to offer "substantial quantities" of crude oil to Sri Lanka, as the island desperately looks for alternatives to Iranian crude, according to a news … More »Iraq offers oil to S.Lanka to avert Iran ban

    Sri Lanka is to stop crude oil imports from Iran from March 29, ahead of the US June 28th deadline

    Iraq has come forward to offer "substantial quantities" of crude oil to Sri Lanka, as the island desperately looks for alternatives to Iranian crude, according to a news report.

  • Aircraft lands at Heathrow airport in west London
    Nigeria biggest airline to stop Abuja-London route Reuters - 4 hrs ago

    ABUJA (Reuters) - Nigeria's biggest carrier Arik Air said it would have to stop its daily flights between Abuja and London because it was being prevented from getting … More »Nigeria biggest airline to stop Abuja-London route

    Aircraft lands at Heathrow airport in west London

    ABUJA (Reuters) - Nigeria's biggest carrier Arik Air said it would have to stop its daily flights between Abuja and London because it was being prevented from getting arrival and departure slots at UK airports, an accusation that risked reigniting a diplomatic row. Arik Air - the only Nigerian airline flying to Britain …

  • Gasoline is priced over five dollars per gallon at a Chevron gasoline station in downtown Los Angeles
    Brazil navy spots oil stain in Chevron field Reuters - 16 hrs ago

    (Reuters) - The Brazilian navy said it spotted a thin stain of oil extending for about half a mile in the same offshore field operated by U.S. oil company Chevron where … More »Brazil navy spots oil stain in Chevron field

    Gasoline is priced over five dollars per gallon at a Chevron gasoline station in downtown Los Angeles

    (Reuters) - The Brazilian navy said it spotted a thin stain of oil extending for about half a mile in the same offshore field operated by U.S. oil company Chevron where a high-profile spill occurred last November. Navy staff found the stain on Friday after flying over the area off Brazil's Atlantic coast, according to a …

  • Lagarde said some policy actions had helped stabilise the overall situation
    IMF chief cautiously upbeat on global economy AFP - 5 hrs ago

    IMF chief Christine Lagarde said Sunday measures taken to fight financial woes in Europe and the US were starting to pay off, in a cautiously upbeat assessment of the … More »IMF chief cautiously upbeat on global economy

    Lagarde said some policy actions had helped stabilise the overall situation

    IMF chief Christine Lagarde said Sunday measures taken to fight financial woes in Europe and the US were starting to pay off, in a cautiously upbeat assessment of the global economy.

  • This file photo shows planes at Wellington Airport, in 2004
    Thousands hit as Air New Zealand grounds ATR fleet AFP - 5 hrs ago

    About 3,000 people in New Zealand had their travel plans disrupted on Sunday when Air New Zealand grounded 11 aircraft after cracks were found around the cockpit windows … More »Thousands hit as Air New Zealand grounds ATR fleet

    This file photo shows planes at Wellington Airport, in 2004

    About 3,000 people in New Zealand had their travel plans disrupted on Sunday when Air New Zealand grounded 11 aircraft after cracks were found around the cockpit windows of one plane.

  • The attorney-general did not disclose the nationalities of the Chevron suspects
    Chevron accused of graft in Indonesian green project AFP - 20 hrs ago

    Indonesia on Saturday accused five Chevron employees of being involved in a scam to set up a fictitious green project that lost the state some $270 million, a charge … More »Chevron accused of graft in Indonesian green project

    The attorney-general did not disclose the nationalities of the Chevron suspects

    Indonesia on Saturday accused five Chevron employees of being involved in a scam to set up a fictitious green project that lost the state some $270 million, a charge denied by the US oil giant.

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