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SALT LAKE CITY (AP) — A retired Utah lawyer used her expertise to help victims of domestic violence before her husband killed her and then himself, a grim reminder of the unpredictability of domestic abuse and how it can affect older couples, experts said Wednesday.
Visit the great country estates of Britain’s famous figures, from Elizabethan lords to modern day Dukes, and even Winston Churchill.
A prison official in Colorado and a lawyer for Fogle did not immediately respond to requests for comment. In December, Fogle, who became famous after losing weight on a diet that included sandwiches from the fast-food chain, appealed his 15-1/2-year sentence. TMZ reported that Fogle suffered a…
CAIRO (AP) — Scans of King Tut's burial chamber have revealed two hidden rooms, Egypt's antiquities minister said Thursday — a discovery that could intensify speculation that the chambers contain the remains of the famed Queen Nefertiti.
Salmon in the Puget Sound, much like your favorite athletes, have tested positive for drugs.
A teacher is expected to mold the uninitiated minds into intellectual beings to gradually wheel the society towards a virtuous position, but how much worth can you place on a teacher who depraves a child’s innocence, encourages an entire class of 8 year olds to outcast one student, and poisons a…
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It was only a matter of time before other car manufacturers started following Tesla's lead. On Wednesday, BMW announced a strategic shift which will see the company investing in new technologies in order to more readily compete with Uber, Tesla and Google — three companies threatening to turn the…
China expressed its opposition on Thursday to unilateral sanctions against North Korea saying they could raise tension, after the United States imposed new curbs on the isolated country in retaliation for its nuclear and rocket tests. U.S. President Barack Obama on Wednesday imposed sweeping new…
Gawker was sued for $100 million by Hogan, who says the release violated his privacy. Hogan's attorneys asked Denton, a high-profile figure in the world of Web publishing, to read aloud a very explicit article accompanying the video, which he did in an even tone. It has not yet been shown to the…
Do you live in one of the best places in Massachusetts? Check the list. Find out now! We rated the top 10 cities to live in Massachusetts.
Another break came for O.J. Simpson after a knife found buried in the backyard of his former estate and reportedly containing DNA fragments was turned over to police earlier this month. Test results indicate no information or DNA evidence could be derived from the handle or blade of the knife as…
Radar scans of the tomb of pharaoh Tutankhamun in the ancient necropolis of Luxor showed a "90 percent" chance of two hidden chambers, possibly containing organic material, Egypt's antiquities minister said Thursday. Experts had scanned the tomb to find what a British archaeologist believes could…
One way that hackers steal unsuspecting consumers' financial data is by installing skimmer devices on ATMs and payment terminals that record and store all credit card information for the hackers to use at a later date. A video released by the Miami Beach Police this week shows just how shockingly…
Before you pay your next mortgage you should see this. Millions of homeowners are already amazed. If your bank knew you did this, they'd freak!
SEATTLE (AP) — For nearly every step of his almost 12-mile walk, Darryl Dyer has company. Flocks of crows follow him, signaling each other, because they all know that he's the guy with the peanuts.
Before you can get to the place you want to go, you often have to go to the place you'd rather not: the airport. And if you're flight crew, you can spend hours at airports almost every day. SEE ALSO: Reddit photoshops this triumphant Taylor Swift On a recent AskReddit thread, pilots, flight…
WASHINGTON (AP) — The latest on the race for the Republican and Democratic presidential nominations a day after critical primaries in five states (all times local):
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A veterinarian helped save the life of an ailing New Mexico dog after discovering the source of the pup's pain _ a 6-inch long, 2-inch wide stuffed polar bear
North Korea's supreme court sentences American student Otto Warmbier, who was arrested while visiting the country, to 15 years of hard labor for crimes against the state. Jillian Kitchener reports.
By Dan Williams JERUSALEM (Reuters) - Mossad director Meir Dagan, who after a long career spearheading shadow wars against Israel's enemies became a vociferous critic of Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's sabre-rattling on Iran, died of cancer on Thursday, aged 71. A pugnacious retired army…
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SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — The federal government cannot be held responsible for kidnapping survivor Jaycee Dugard's 1991 abduction and subsequent 18 years in captivity, an appeals court said Tuesday.