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This edition was generated on Mon Mar 17 08:45:02 EDT 2008

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General News Update
Sports News Update
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Boston Area Weather


General News Update

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-General News:

JPMorgan to buy Bear for $2 a share
AP - 2 hours, 50 minutes ago

NEW YORK - With a deal finally struck, JPMorgan Chase & Co. will embark on the tough task of absorbing Bear Stearns Cos., once among its biggest rivals on Wall Street.

  • This photo made from NASA TV shows shuttle astronauts Richard Linnehan and Michael Foreman outside the international space station as they work on putting together Dextre,  the gigantic walking and working machine on Saturday March 15, 2008. The robot's hands were attached to its 11-foot arms during the first spacewalk of Endeavour's space station trip. This time, astronauts aimed to connect the arms to the shoulders. The Canadian-built Dextre, which cost more than $200 million and was flown up on Endeavour,  is designed to assist spacewalking astronauts. The hope is that the robot eventually will take over some of the more punishing chores, like lugging around big replacement parts. (AP Photo/NASA)
    Space robot flexes arms for 1st time AP - 1 hour, 10 minutes ago

    HOUSTON - Astronauts flexed the giant arms of the international space station's new robot for the first time, testing the brakes and maneuvering the appendages into position for a Monday night spacewalk.

  • Tibetan monks offer prayers to those killed in the ancient Tibetan capital of Lhasa during the Chinese crackdown there on protestors at a monastery in Katmandu, Nepal, Sunday, March 16, 2008. China has stepped up security along its border with Nepal and has asked Nepalese officials to be on the lookout for pro-Tibet protests, officials said Sunday. (AP Photo/Binod Joshi)
    China blocks YouTube over Tibet videos AP - 1 hour, 11 minutes ago

    BEIJING - Internet users in China were blocked from seeing YouTube.com on Sunday after dozens of videos about protests in Tibet appeared on the popular U.S. video Web site.

  • Sir Paul McCartney, right, arrives at the Royal Courts of Justice in central London, Monday, March 17, 2008. Paul McCartney came to court Monday to learn how much of his huge fortune he must hand over to estranged wife Heather Mills. (AP Photo/Alastair Grant)
    McCartney-Mills divorce ruling due today AP - 2 minutes ago

    LONDON - Paul McCartney arrived at court Monday to learn how much of his fortune he must hand over to estranged wife Heather Mills. The rest of the world may have to wait a bit longer.

  • Millions of bees loose on Calif. highway AP - 1 hour, 18 minutes ago

    SACRAMENTO, Calif. - Millions of swarming honey bees are on the loose after a truck carrying crates of the insects flipped over on a California highway.

  • UCLA's Kevin Love, left, score on a layup against Stanford's Brook Lopez during the second half of the championship game in the Pac-10 Conference at the Staples Center in Los Angeles Saturday, March 15, 2008. UCLA won, 67-64. (AP Photo/Kevork Djansezian)
    NCAA tourney field yields few complaints AP - 1 hour, 5 minutes ago

    The inexact science of putting together the NCAA tournament bracket turned out to be pretty exact this time around. No big beefs with the top seeds — North Carolina, Memphis, Kansas and UCLA.

  • A JP Morgan Chase flag flies near the headquarters for Bear Stearns in New York, March 14, 2008. (Lucas Jackson/Reuters)
    JPMorgan to buy Bear, Fed opens lending to Wall St Reuters - 1 hour, 1 minute ago

    NEW YORK (Reuters) - JPMorgan Chase & Co set a deal to buy stricken rival Bear Stearns for a rock-bottom price, while the U.S. Federal Reserve expanded lending to securities firms for the first time since the Great Depression to prop up the financial system.

  • Vice President Dick Cheney in Washington, February 7, 2008. Cheney made an unannounced visit to Baghdad on Monday to assess the success of a troop build-up five years after the war began. (Larry Downing/Reuters)
    Cheney says Iraq changes "phenomenal, dramatic" Reuters - 1 hour, 9 minutes ago

    BAGHDAD (Reuters) -Vice President Dick Cheney, an architect of the U.S-led invasion of Iraq, on Monday hailed "phenomenal changes" in Iraq on a visit to assess the success of a troop build-up five years after the war began.

  • A trader is seen at the Tokyo Stock Exchange in Tokyo, March 17, 2008. (Kim Kyung-Hoon/Reuters)
    Bank agony, money squeeze batter stocks, dollar Reuters - 16 minutes ago

    LONDON (Reuters) - Global stocks fell sharply and the dollar tumbled on Monday as a fire sale of Bear Stearns and an emergency Federal Reserve cut of a key lending rate sparked fears that a worldwide credit crisis will claim more casualties.

  • An auction sign is displayed in front of a home in California, February 2, 2008 file photo. The housing crisis and credit crunch may end the American dream of property ownership for millions of borrowers, but for landlords seeking bargain property to rent out the market is looking up. (Kimberly White/Reuters)
    Landlords find deals in housing crisis Reuters - 1 hour, 48 minutes ago

    LOMBARD, Illinois (Reuters) - The housing crisis and credit crunch may end the American dream of property ownership for millions of people, but for landlords seeking bargain investment properties the market is looking up.

  • Bear Stearns Chairman James Cayne in a file photo. Barring some unexpected boardroom generosity by JPMorgan Chase, executives at Bear Stearns may find that their walking away money has been crunched by the credit crisis. Back in November, when Bear's shares traded at around $153, the market value of unvested equity awarded to Cayne was $47.5 million (Chip East/Reuters)
    Bear execs lack golden parachutes, stock plan crunched Reuters - Sun Mar 16, 11:30 PM ET

    NEW YORK (Reuters) - Barring some unexpected boardroom generosity by JPMorgan Chase & Co, executives at Bear Stearns Cos may find that their walking away money has been crunched by the credit crisis.

  • Policemen stand guard outside an Italian restaurant a day after a bomb blast in Islamabad, March 16, 2008. (Faisal Mahmood/Reuters)
    FBI presence in bombed Pakistan diner adds to murk Reuters - Mon Mar 17, 5:18 AM ET

    ISLAMABAD (Reuters) - Pakistani police carried out a dragnet following a bomb attack on Saturday night that killed a Turkish woman and wounded four FBI agents among several other people dining at a Italian restaurant in Islamabad.

  • U.S. Secretary of Defense Robert Gates arrives in Moscow, March 17, 2008. (Kevin Lamarque/Reuters)
    U.S. and Russia seek progress over missile shield Reuters - 7 minutes ago

    MOSCOW (Reuters) - U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice said she hoped talks in Moscow on Monday would set a positive tone for relations with Russia's next president and ease differences over a planned missile defense shield.

  • Pope Benedict XVI blesses the faithful during a Palm Sunday mass in Saint Peter's square at the Vatican March 16, 2008. (Maurizio Brambatti/Pool/Reuters)
    Vatican to issue conciliatory note to Jews: sources Reuters - 22 minutes ago

    VATICAN CITY (Reuters) - Pope Benedict has approved a conciliatory statement for Jews upset by a Good Friday prayer that many saw as a call for their conversion, Catholic and Jewish sources said on Monday.

  • Graphic on the latest situation in Tibet. China has warned Tibetans involved in anti-Chinese protests to quickly surrender, as it insisted it had not used deadly force in quelling the unrest and blamed rioters for murdering 13 people.(AFP/Graphic)
    China warns Tibetans, denies using deadly force AFP - 1 hour, 50 minutes ago

    BEIJING (AFP) - China on Monday warned Tibetans involved in anti-Chinese protests to quickly surrender, as it insisted it had not used deadly force in quelling the unrest and blamed rioters for murdering 13 people.

  • The reflection of Pakistani lawyers and supporters of opposition parties is seen on a car during an anti-President Pervez Musharraf rally in Karachi on March 16. Pakistan's new parliament has met for the first time, with opponents of US-backed President Pervez Musharraf vowing to end his "dictatorship" after trouncing his allies in elections.(AFP/Rizwan Tabassum)
    Pakistan parliament meets with Musharraf in its sights AFP - 48 minutes ago

    ISLAMABAD (AFP) - Pakistan's new parliament met for the first time on Monday, with opponents of US-backed President Pervez Musharraf vowing to end his "dictatorship" after trouncing his allies in elections.

  • Cars burn after Kosovo Serbs clashed with KFOR soldiers in the ethnically divided town of Kosovska Mitrovica. UN police were forced to withdraw from the Serbian half of this Kosovo town after coming under attack as they stormed a courthouse occupied by Serbs opposed to independence.(AFP/Dimitar Dilkoff)
    UN police quit Kosovo city after 30 peacekeepers wounded AFP - 1 hour, 37 minutes ago

    KOSOVSKA MITROVICA (AFP) - UN police were forced to withdraw Monday from the Serbian half of this Kosovo town after coming under attack as they stormed a courthouse occupied by Serbs opposed to independence.

  • An Iraqi boy mourns beside the coffin of his father in Baghdad in February 2008. International aid and human rights groups said that five years after the US-led invasion, Iraq faces a major humanitarian crisis, with law and order and economic recovery a distant prospect.(AFP/File/Ahmad Al-Rubaye)
    Red Cross, Amnesty paint grim picture of post-invasion Iraq AFP - 2 hours, 6 minutes ago

    GENEVA (AFP) - Five years after the US-led invasion, Iraq faces a major humanitarian crisis, with law and order and economic recovery a distant prospect, international aid and human rights groups said Monday.

  • A Russian man with clover leaf drawn on his forehead participates in a St. Patrick's Day parade in central Moscow on March 16. Hundreds of thousands of revellers throughout Ireland were gathering for celebrations marking the annual Saint Patrick's Day national holiday. Celebrations are also being held by the Irish diaspora and others around the world including in Tokyo, Moscow and Sydney.(AFP/Dmitry Kostyukov)
    Irish mark Saint Patrick's Day with parades, optimism on peace AFP - 1 hour, 30 minutes ago

    DUBLIN (AFP) - kHundreds of thousands of revellers throughout Ireland were gathering Monday for celebrations marking the annual Saint Patrick's Day national holiday.

  • US banking titan JPMorgan Chase is preparing to take over the crisis-hit investment bank and brokerage Bear Stearns for around 236 million dollars as a credit crunch rocks Wall Street.(AFP/Getty Images/File/Mario Tama)
    JPMorgan Chase buys crisis-hit Bear Stearns for 236 mln dlrs AFP - Mon Mar 17, 4:50 AM ET

    WASHINGTON (AFP) - US banking titan JPMorgan Chase prepared Monday to take over the crisis-hit investment bank and brokerage Bear Stearns for around 236 million dollars as a credit crunch rocks Wall Street.

  • Investors gaze at a share prices board in Tokyo last week. World equity markets have dived as investors dumped both stocks and the dollar on fears more US banks could be vulnerable to the credit crisis that sank Bear Stearns.(AFP/File/Yoshikazu Tsuno)
    Global stocks, dollar plunge after Bear Stearns fire-sale AFP - 1 hour, 11 minutes ago

    LONDON (AFP) - World equity markets dived on Monday as investors dumped both stocks and the dollar on fears more US banks could be vulnerable to the credit crisis that sank Bear Stearns.

Most Popular Top Stories

  • Tribesmen look at a damaged car after a missile attack near the town of Wana in South Waziristan March 16, 2008. Up to three missiles struck a house in a Pakistani region known as a safe haven for al Qaeda and Taliban militants on Sunday, killing 12 people including eight foreign militants, officials in the area said. (Kamran Wazir/Reuters)
    Missiles hit Pakistan's Waziristan, 12 militants dead Reuters - Sun Mar 16, 9:40 AM ET

    WANA, Pakistan (Reuters) - Up to three missiles struck a house in a Pakistani region known as a safe haven for al Qaeda and Taliban militants on Sunday, killing 12 people including eight foreign militants, officials in the area said.

  • A man walks into the headquarters for Bear Stearns in New York, March 14, 2008. (Lucas Jackson/Reuters)
    JPMorgan to buy Bear Stearns for $2 a share Reuters - Mon Mar 17, 12:52 AM ET

    NEW YORK (Reuters) - JPMorgan Chase & Co said on Sunday it would buy stricken rival Bear Stearns for just $2 a share in an all-stock deal that values the U.S. investment bank at the centre of the credit crisis at about $236 million.

  • Chinese soldiers sit on armoured personnel carriers (APCs) as they guard the streets in Lhasa, Tibet March 16, 2008. Rioting erupted in a province neighbouring Tibet on Sunday, two days after violent protests by Tibetans against Chinese rule in Lhasa that the region's exiled representatives said had killed 80 people. (Stringer/Reuters)
    China insists used massive restraint on Tibet riots Reuters - Mon Mar 17, 4:31 AM ET

    BEIJING (Reuters) - China said on Monday it had shown massive restraint in the face of violent protests by Tibetans, which it said were orchestrated by followers of the Dalai Lama to wreck the Beijing Olympics in August.

  • A New York City official points out of a window at a crane that has fallen onto a building in New York March 15, 2008. A construction crane fell on a residential building in Manhattan on Saturday, killing several people and injuring others, New York City police said. (Brendan McDermid/Reuters)
    Crane falls and crushes building in NYC, four dead Reuters - Sat Mar 15, 6:39 PM ET

    NEW YORK (Reuters) - A giant crane fell and crushed a residential building in Manhattan on Saturday, killing four construction workers and injuring more than 10 other people, New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg said.

  • Landlords find deals in housing crisis Reuters - 1 hour, 47 minutes ago

    LOMBARD, Illinois (Reuters) - The housing crisis and credit crunch may end the American dream of property ownership for millions of people, but for landlords seeking bargain investment properties the market is looking up.

Sports News

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-Sports:

NCAA tourney field yields few complaints

AP - 1 hour, 5 minutes ago

The inexact science of putting together the NCAA tournament bracket turned out to be pretty exact this time around. No big beefs with the top seeds — North Carolina, Memphis, Kansas and UCLA.

Business News

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-Business:

Fed takes new steps to ease crisis

AP - 2 hours, 21 minutes ago

WASHINGTON - Worry about the damage a growing credit crisis is inflicting on an ailing U.S. economy led the Federal Reserve to make a rare weekend move, lowering a key lending rate before Wall Street opened Monday.

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Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - March 17, 2008
Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision.
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Blake Clark
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
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Doug Larson
The most erroneous stories are those we think we know best - and therefore never scrutinize or question.
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Stephen Jay Gould (1941 - 2002)
There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
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George Carlin (1937 - )

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