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By Thomas Grove MOSCOW (Reuters) - More than 45,000 Russian troops as well as war planes and submarines started military exercises across much of the country on Monday in one of the Kremlin's biggest shows of force since its ties with the West plunged to Cold War-lows. President Vladimir Putin…
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The highest-ranking Chinese military officer to fall victim to President Xi Jinping's anti-corruption drive has died of cancer, official media reported Monday, heaping opprobrium on his memory. Xu Caihou rose to become the second most senior officer in the 2.3 million-strong People's Liberation…
MONTERREY, Mexico (AP) — A musician was kidnapped early Sunday as he played for a crowd of about 400 people at a bar in northern Mexico, and his dead body was found shortly thereafter, a state official said.
NEW ORLEANS (AP) — The arrest of Robert Durst, a wealthy eccentric linked to two killings and his wife's disappearance, came on Sunday just before the finale in an HBO show about his life in which he said he "killed them all."
Kurdish peshmerga units began a week ago pushing beyond a line 20 miles southwest of the oil city of Kirkuk, which Kurds have held since last summer when Sunni militants swept into Iraq from Syria. The Kurdish fighters' aim is to squeeze the self-styled Islamic State between them and a parallel…
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Manny Pacquiao was given a random drug test Saturday, only two days after the US Anti-Doping Agency revealed the Filipino boxing icon and future foe Floyd Mayweather agreed to Olympic-style testing. A report on GMA News in Pacquiao's homeland detailed that he had given blood and urine samples to a…
LONDON (AP) — A former hostage held in Syria by Islamic State extremists for more than six months has described mock executions and other forms of psychological torture against him and other captives.
The Amtrak passenger train was traveling from San Antonio, Texas, to Chicago when it struck a pickup truck in Alton, Illinois.
By Luke Baker JERUSALEM (Reuters) - The era of Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is ending, with Israeli voters clearly more concerned about economic and social issues than about security or fears over Iran, a leading election candidate said on Monday. The centre-left opposition is poised for a…
In a tell-all interview, CIA economist, Jim Rickards explains five catalysts that could send the American economy into a 25-year great depression.
Russian President Vladimir Putin on Monday dismissed days of frenzied "rumours" over his health and whereabouts as he appeared in public after an unusually long 10-day absence. "We would be bored if there were no rumours," Putin said at a meeting with Kyrgyz President Almazbek Atambayev at the…
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POMONA, Calif. (AP) — A car belonging to a rookie Los Angeles police officer wanted for questioning in a fatal shooting has been found, but the officer remained at large, police said Sunday.
GADSDEN, Ala. (AP) — One word on a 911 recording could help decide the fate of an Alabama woman accused of making her granddaughter run until she died.
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After seeing a flood of new 1-dimensional icons in Windows 10, Greg Shultz wonders if this is the wave of the future for icons.
Iraqi forces need support from coalition air strikes in Tikrit, where die-hard jihadists are defending their last redoubt with trenches, sandbags and roadside bombs, a top officer said on Sunday. Two weeks into Baghdad's biggest operation yet against the Islamic State (IS) group, Iraqi forces have…
Syrian President Bashar al-Assad dismissed on Monday remarks made by U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry that Assad should be included in negotiations to reach a political transition, saying "declarations from outside do not concern us." "We are still hearing the declarations and we should wait for…
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LAGUNA BEACH, Calif. (AP) — The starving sea lion pup was so tiny that it looked like a rock at the base of the seaside cliff until it struggled to raise its head as humans approached.
By Denis Dyomkin STRELNA, Russia (Reuters) - Russian President Vladimir Putin reappeared on Monday after 10 unexplained days out of public view, laughing off the "gossip" over his health that had erupted during his absence. His unexplained absence had fueled rumors he was ill, had been overthrown…
On Saturday, friends and family of a man killed by Napa officers as they tried to serve him with a search warrant led a candlelight procession to the spot where he was shot.