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This edition was generated on Tue Mar 15 08:45:01 EDT 2016
DEAR ABBY: I'm a single mom in my 40s and my daughter is 12. After my last relationship, 10 years ago (not with her father), I took a leave of absence from the dating world to concentrate on myself and being the best mother I could.Fast-forward: When I attempt to talk to anyone of the opposite sex,…
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LOS ANGELES (AP) — Michael Jackson's estate has agreed to sell its remaining stake in a lucrative music catalog to Sony Corp. for $750 million, the entities announced Monday.
He’s never worked on Wall Street. One investment idea sent him on his way to earning six figures while still living with his parents.
Dashcam video shows a tailgating driver losing control after a car in front hits the brakes.
The officers were investigating possible narcotics activity at about 9:40 p.m. when they encountered two suspects and chased one of them into a dark gangway between two buildings, the Chicago Police Department said. One of the pursuing officers was shot in the back, another injured in the foot and…
It’s only a matter of weeks until ‘Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice’ appears in cinemas. The new trailer, released on the official ‘Batman V Superman’ Korean Facebook Page, includes some brand new footage of the battle between The Dark Knight and the Man of Steel. It looks as though a terrifying…
Several noted economist and distinguished investors are warning of a stock market crash. Albert Edwards is sounding the alarm that we could witness...
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — Four straight days of rain have replenished several key reservoirs in Northern California, delighting a state in its fifth year of drought and raising hopes that water-use restrictions might be eased.
Ever since its release last month, Street Fighter V has been criticized for a number of problems, including a lack of single-player modes save for a simplistic story mode. People complained that it's so easy, a baby could beat it. But could they really? YouTube user Papapaint put this theory to the…
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DEAR ABBY: I have been married for 14 years. My wife is a liar and lies about small things. I realized it about 10 years ago and have tried to reason with her. We have two daughters, and the older one is like her mom and also has a habit of lying.Over the last few years I have started calling my…
These myths about mens health need to end.
MOSCOW (AP) — Russian warplanes and troops stationed at Russia's air base in Syria started leaving for home on Tuesday after a partial pullout order from President Vladimir Putin the previous day, a step that raises hopes for progress at the newly reconvened U.N.-brokered peace talks in Geneva.
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The failure of immigrant students to catch up with their peers in Sweden is a key factor in the country's overall decline in educational achievement and test scores, the Education Agency said Monday. The agency estimates that up to 85 percent of this performance phenomenon was due to immigrant…
A man arrested while trying to jump on the stage at a Donald Trump rally in Dayton reportedly told police he planned to grab the microphone and yell that Trump is a racist but didn't intend to hurt anyone
OKLAHOMA CITY (AP) — Chesapeake Energy founder Aubrey McClendon had the gas pedal floored in his SUV until just before it slammed into a bridge support at 78 mph, and it doesn't seem he tried to avoid the deadly crash, authorities said Monday.
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By Stephanie Nebehay GENEVA (Reuters) - The United States is concerned about North Korea's investment in nuclear weapons, but there are signs that fresh U.N. sanctions are starting to hurt Pyongyang, the U.S. envoy for human rights in North Korea told Reuters on Monday. Ambassador Robert King…
Older people get a bigger standard deduction, and they can earn more before they have to file a tax return at all. Workers over 50 can also defer or avoid taxes on more money using retirement and health savings accounts. The standard deduction is $7,850 for taxpayers age 65 and older in 2016, which…
The next big earthquake could be triggered by a dangerous pairing of two separate faults, a researcher has found.
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When Mowgli Holmes finishes his massive cannabis project, weed cultivation and sales will drastically change.